I guess you’ve never heard of a little place called The US of A. When Trump buys Iceland from the Vikings in his third term we will have the perfect staging are for the UK invasion we’ve been craving for centuries.
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“When Napoleon lay at Boulogne for a year with his flat-bottomed boats and his Grand Army, he was told by someone, “there are bitter weeds in England.””
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Jehovah blew with His winds, and they were scattered.
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Well I figure by Trumps fourth term we will be welcomed as liberators when we invade the UK. Many millions will perish, but you’ll get to make hairstyle jokes when we remove the Bolsheviks from power.
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Hmm, good point.
Many puritans from New England made the perilous journey back to fight in the New Model Army, so it wouldn’t be a first.
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Trump is throwing fits about Greenland like he is a spoilt child not getting the gift he wants. I thought to throw in the Canadian Columnists viewpoint (I don’t normally read columnists, but the title to this one caught my eye.)
Is he just going to do whatever it takes to get what he wants here?
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Doesn’t Greenland have huge untapped mineral and precious stone stores?
Trump is a moron. I don’t think buying the place is even worth entertaining when we can invade with impunity, like over the weekend.
(in case the humor is imperceptible, this is a farce post. If we do invade, I had nothing to do with it.)
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Too late for that now, neocon warmonger. We will all blame you.
Cough cough cough
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Needs must, dear boy.
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Why did the Danes get jurisdiction as opposed to more likely the Norwegians?
I legitimately had no idea he was running. Now that he’s said he is dropping out, I am still not sure he was ever running.
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Whatever happened to the idea of achieving something of note before believing you are the smartest person in the room? They all tell themselves they want to be president but don’t ask themselves if they should be president.
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Wish I could tell you, because then we could maybe take steps to reverse it.
Well we did just have a person here who invented his own scale to show how intelligent he was compared to all other posters.
Fuck it just make shit up.
Trump…facepalm. Why? Seriously.
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Being honest? CCP delenda est.
If the creature of pure id makes their fall happen sooner, I’ll erect a statue to him.
Whoa…go to bed? Lol
Not until the Euphrates is dried up.
And not by the hand of this new Cato.
I mean…I’ll own my short-sightedness. But I just don’t see that happening. Negative interest rates all around Europe, a periodically inverting yield curve, crazy monetary policy everywhere…I just dunno.
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