Especially canadian bacon, lol lol
Real estate in miami is twice the volume as a year ago and its mostly new yorkers making the move
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Exactly. Get some REAL bacon, you pale, polite jerks, before I stab you in the face with one of our drab ass American shells! And THEN suffocate you with cold, wet sand.
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It sounds like a run for city council in Maine may be in your future. The good news is that you don’t actually need to live here to run. You can just say you live in a condemned apartment downtown that was the site of a meth bust over a year ago and you’re all set. I know of several. It would help if you were also affiliated with some Jihadis, but Mainers really seem to appreciate the ingenuity of sand suffocation. That’s thinking on your feet and doing the best with what you’ve got in the situation, and Mainers need solution-oriented people like that.
In more local news, my congressional representative Jared Golden surprised everyone today by announcing he won’t seek re-election. He has actually been a half-decent rep and one of Maine’s last prominent moderate Democrats. His seat will be a feeding frenzy and hopefully the Dems select a murderous socialist, ideally with one or more Nazi tattoos. CD-2 is our more conservative-leaning district and Golden barely won his last election, even with his extremely moderate rhetoric and voting record.
Did the Nazi tattoo guy win?
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He wasn’t on the ballot. He’s campaigning for next year’s election. He also got his Nazi tattoo covered up with a pagan dog symbol, but there’s no way to know if that will be the final solution to his campaign problems, or if he will continue to blitzkrieg across Maine politics. Platner seems confident that there will be a triumph of the will, but it is unclear if that will be enough to overcome his struggle.
If anyone truly believes Heather Cox Richardson is a “Lincoln Republican”, as she claims, read her most recent piece covering Zohran Mandani’s win in NYC, and compare it to her coverage of actual Republicans over the years.
If I didn’t know better, I’d say she seems rather enthusiastic about the Democratic Socialists of America’s ideas, far more so than any of Lincoln’s ideas about government.
Also, Ted Cruz was flabbergasted that we in Maine elected the lady who killed a Canadian tourist by suffocating him with cold, wet sand at Maine’s most popular beach.
Its amazing what can be looked past when you check all the boxes and know magic words.
Speaking of magic words, Sydney Sweeney gave an incredible response to this shrill harpy’s demand for groveling.
It’s also weird how woke white women have developed their own accent with the up talk. You hear that accent from Maine to California now.
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I saw that. Solid work holding her ground there.
And how magnanimous of the interviewer to give he such a great opportunity! 
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Such presumption and arrogance.
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Her composure was legitimately impressive. My jiu jitsu coach would always say “Fix your face!” if you were giving a reaction of discomfort or frustration when you were getting smushed. The idea being that keeping a calm face is incredibly demoralizing in a struggle, because it is.
“The shit you’re trying to do to me doesn’t bother me at all while I’m busy taking you apart.”
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For the total opposite behavior observe this Lewiston woman, who looks white to me, complaining that Lewiston food banks are too “white centric” while holding up a bag of Maine blueberries as an example.
I suppose she might be middle eastern, but regardless of her heritage she exemplifies the mentality here in Maine. “We need other people to do more for my identity group.”
NOBODY self loathes like the huwhytes ! I love it
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She clearly is not, nor has she ever been, very hungry.
Like “I’m smaller than my classmates from malnutrition” hungry.
The Germans have historically been the best at self-loathing, especially in art and philosophy, but the English are giving them a run for their money lately.
Part of the political genius of modern woke progressive politics is how there are a variety of ways for white people to become “marginalized” themselves, in addition to being “allies” of the marginalized.
They believe they are chosen ones, awakened to historical injustices requiring repair through political power that uplifts the people labeled as “marginalized”, sublates the people labeled as “oppressors”, and then utopia will happen.
Woke is an esoteric religious cult.
Incidentally, the woman who accuses the entire town of cyberstalking her when she posts her bat shit crazy woke nonsense all over public social media also insists she isn’t white, despite being extremely white. That’s the same gal who wanted a school committee candidate arrested for cyberstalking after he said hi to her, then called the cops on the cops for not arresting him at the polling place.
Speaking of the devil, my local Soros-owned newspaper just ran this photo of an “indigenous” guy who can practice his religion in prison thanks to our sweat lodges.
In Maine being “indigenous” in the eyes of the government only requires membership in a tribe, not all of which have a specific threshold of indigenous ancestry.
I’m not sure if this guy is more indigenous than Elizabeth Warren, but it is entirely possible he’s more than 1/1000 Native American.
He looks like a cracker to me.
Rachel Dolezal
She was passing herself off as black, but same idea of becoming “marginalized” to take advantage of the benefits conferred.
The “indigenous” guy pictured above is named Adam Jalbert. He stabbed a guy with a sacred knife and also tried to bail someone out of my county jail with sacred counterfeit money, leading to his arrest for sacred fentanyl, sacred methamphetamine, sacred cocaine, and other native artifacts.
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