^^ if that picture is of the OP then he’s definitely gay4pay… Or for free
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Come on AccipiterQ.
Just admit it to yourself. You’re gay. Seriously. Get it over with. Your profile pics are on the gay side.
Either that or you have a great sense of humor and just love yanking our chains.[/quote]
he is pretty, and you are right, he could be doing some chain yanking
“I’m really good looking and I have this air of sexual power and mastery about me”?
You’ve been hitting the bottle and now you have beer goggles.
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
So I was out in downtown Boston on Friday night, wearing a form fitting blouse, tight jeans and my beloved 6 inch red pumps, at this place called Mcfadden’s. The people I was with decided they wanted to go to a place across the street called Kitty O’Shea’s. I said that sounds like the type of name that is usually followed by" …gives 5 people blowjobs in one night". Wet with anticipation, we all go.
So I walk in, and it looks fairly seedy. I LOVE IT. We head out to the dance floor and this bear of a sexy guy walks up to me, shakes my hand, won’t let it go and says “It is SO good to see you here. You are SO hot”. I didn’t really know what to say, he was talking like he knew me, and as I was buzzed at this point my facial that I got a minute prior, wasn’t great. I wrenched my hand free, thanked him, and sashayed off. The next morning I realized he is either the twin of, or actually WAS this trainer at my gym. The weird thing is, I haven’t seen the trainer all week now, because I ALWAYS look for him and his SMOKING ass. How can I find out if it was him or not? He’s a hot enough guy, it’s just…ya know…I’m a queen and a fucking bottom.
I mean, I’m used to getting hit on, I’m really good looking and I have this air of sexual power and mastery about me. It’s just awkward because I was overtly friendly with the guy at my gym, and I don’t want it to be weird when I go there to work out.
OMG HELP!!![/quote]
Fixed.
It all makes sense now.
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
So I was out in downtown Boston on Friday night, at this place called Mcfadden’s. The people I was with decided they wanted to go to a place across the street called Kitty O’Shea’s. I said that sounds like the type of name that is usually followed by" …gives 5 people hepatitis in one night". Regardless we all go.
So I walk in, and it looks fairly seedy. We head out to the dance floor and this guy walks up to me, shakes my hand, won’t let it go and says “It is SO good to see you here. You are SO hot”. I didn’t really know what to say, he was talking like he knew me, and as I was buzzed at this point my facial recognition wasn’t great. I wrenched my hand free, thanked him, and walked off. The next morning I realized he is either the twin of, or actually WAS this trainer at my gym. The weird thing is, I haven’t seen the trainer all week now. How can I find out if it was him or not? He’s a nice enough guy, it’s just…ya know…I’m straight.
I mean, I’m used to getting hit on, I’m really good looking and I have this air of sexual power and mastery about me. It’s just awkward because I was friendly with the guy at my gym, and I don’t want it to be weird when I go there to work out. [/quote]
Only faggots go to McFadden’s and Kitty O’Shea’s… just sayin’
I’ve vehemently hated every thread you have started, without exception
.
Come on guys, be nice…you’ve gone and upset him now.
[quote]biglifter wrote:
I’ve vehemently hated every thread you have started, without exception[/quote]
The ‘How Do Fat People Live With Themselves’ thread was my favourite…
just throwin this out there, why is there red tape that says “rape free zone” in his room?
just wonderin.
Hi Acipiter!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
So I was out in downtown Boston on Friday night, at this place called Mcfadden’s. The people I was with decided they wanted to go to a place across the street called Kitty O’Shea’s. I said that sounds like the type of name that is usually followed by" …gives 5 people hepatitis in one night". Regardless we all go.
So I walk in, and it looks fairly seedy. We head out to the dance floor and this guy walks up to me, shakes my hand, won’t let it go and says “It is SO good to see you here. You are SO hot”. I didn’t really know what to say, he was talking like he knew me, and as I was buzzed at this point my facial recognition wasn’t great. I wrenched my hand free, thanked him, and walked off. The next morning I realized he is either the twin of, or actually WAS this trainer at my gym. The weird thing is, I haven’t seen the trainer all week now. How can I find out if it was him or not? He’s a nice enough guy, it’s just…ya know…I’m straight.
I mean, I’m used to getting hit on, I’m really good looking and I have this air of sexual power and mastery about me. It’s just awkward because I was friendly with the guy at my gym, and I don’t want it to be weird when I go there to work out. [/quote]
We get it you got lucky, stfu already.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Hi Accipiter!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox[/quote]
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Accipter… so what is up with you?
you may be at work and unable to respond.
I do not have the internet at work so I understand.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Hi Acipiter!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox[/quote]
FUKING LOOOOOOOOOOL
If you’re ever in SD, check out Hillcrest.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
seriously… your life is really full of drama, if it isn’t women you do or don’t want, now it is gay or maybe not gay guys.
sucks to be such a sexual magnet I suppose.[/quote]
I find this statement kind of odd. If that’s you in your avatar, I imagine you get hit on all the time. You are quite pretty from what I can tell.
Since Accipiter’s been absent, i’m assuming that something like this is the reason we haven’t heard from him…
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Since Accipiter’s been absent, i’m assuming that something like this is the reason we haven’t heard from him…[/quote]