[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Listen up all you warrior kids, gay or otherwise!! As much fun as it is, we parents are not paying for you to fuck coeds and get hammered and smoke tons of weed in college. You can do that on your own dollar. Do your homework and get good grades and stop bringing all your filthy laundry home for me to wash.
Hey, listen up female bass players! Some of us kids are paying for college cash out of our own pockets and can do as we wish!
P.S. I do carry a 4.0 though [/quote]
What a good boy!! You must be my long lost bastard son. Oh wait a minute, that was Anthony Roberts. Nevermind.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Listen up all you warrior kids, gay or otherwise!! As much fun as it is, we parents are not paying for you to fuck coeds and get hammered and smoke tons of weed in college. You can do that on your own dollar. Do your homework and get good grades and stop bringing all your filthy laundry home for me to wash.
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I pay for myself with a line of credit.
A lot of the girls at my university are intellectuals. I have to go to the college next door to get any action. Damn smart people caring about their grades.
Hey Yo Momma, read more carefully. The warrior kids are the ones NOT fucking coeds, getting drunk and smoking weed. We’re the ones who work to bring about a better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of conscience.
[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
Hey Yo Momma, read more carefully. The warrior kids are the ones NOT fucking coeds, getting drunk and smoking weed. We’re the ones who work to bring about a better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of conscience.[/quote]
You gotta be kidding.
Hey, DB! I’ve got another fresh Yak sak you can nail to your wall!
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
HardcoreHorn wrote:
Hey Yo Momma, read more carefully. The warrior kids are the ones NOT fucking coeds, getting drunk and smoking weed. We’re the ones who work to bring about a better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of conscience.
You gotta be kidding.
Hey, DB! I’ve got another fresh Yak sak you can nail to your wall!
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OOPS! I see it’s YAK PACK. Perhaps I should read more carefully!
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
HardcoreHorn wrote:
Hey Yo Momma, read more carefully. The warrior kids are the ones NOT fucking coeds, getting drunk and smoking weed. We’re the ones who work to bring about a better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of conscience.
You gotta be kidding.[/quote]
He’s not kidding - he’s a WARRIOR!
If college is a war, wait till he sees the real world.
I think I need it after reading about HH’s “kingdom of conscience” mularkey.
"If They Look Underage, They Are Underage. And the corollary: If They Look 18, They are Underage.
That’s just an important general rule for life, guys. Only 14-year-olds look 18, nowadays. 18-year-olds look like, 26 or something. Have you ever known a seventeen-year-old girl who read Seventeen? See, I didn’t think so."
I never said college was hard. I don’t live a warrior lifestyle because I’m in college, but because it is a good way to live. And to be fair, a degree in mechanical engineering is a bit harder than most majors.
PS Rickson Gracie, who is happily married, still does not have sex for at least two weeks before a fight. It takes away from the energy a warrior has to utilize toward his activities. But anyway, this is the last I’ll say about the warrior lifestyle, because talk is cheap.
[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
Hey Yo Momma, read more carefully. The warrior kids are the ones NOT fucking coeds, getting drunk and smoking weed. We’re the ones who work to bring about a better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of conscience.[/quote]
[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
carter12 wrote:
Warriors are in Iraq, dumbass.
I’m a Midshipman; I’ll be serving soon enough.
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Even more reason to have as much sex as possible while in college. Your future cruises are 6 months at a time with only minimal shore leave (i.e. one weekend a month).
And Genghis Khan was a REAL warrior, and he had a LOT of sex, and get this - sometimes right before battle! Hmm, Rickson Gracie or Genghis Khan? I’ll take Genghis’ lifestyle thank you.
DB
P.S. Good luck with your service and thanks for making that choice.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
HardcoreHorn wrote:
carter12 wrote:
Warriors are in Iraq, dumbass.
I’m a Midshipman; I’ll be serving soon enough.
Even more reason to have as much sex as possible while in college. Your future cruises are 6 months at a time with only minimal shore leave (i.e. one weekend a month).
And Genghis Khan was a REAL warrior, and he had a LOT of sex, and get this - sometimes right before battle! Hmm, Rickson Gracie or Genghis Khan? I’ll take Genghis’ lifestyle thank you.
DB
P.S. Good luck with your service and thanks for making that choice.[/quote]
Well I don’t know, do SEALs go out to sea for long periods or do they stay in base? I’ll have to look into it.
To be honest, I didn’t expect anybody to take my advice serously. I feel stronger when I force myself to these kind of extremes, but it’s not for everybody I guess.
By the way, Rickson Gracie would TOTALLY destroy Chuck Norris!
[quote]malonetd wrote:
The point is, while in college, take advantage of the 18 and 19 year old pussy. If you’re even only semi-attractive you should be able to get at least one chick in bed every 2-4 weeks, depending on the size of your school. Now go make us proud.[/quote]
Join the facebook group titled “its beirut not beer pong.”[/quote]
Join the facebook group titled “real pong uses paddles” and stop throwing a ping pong ball into a cup like a fucking retard and play a game where you drink more, have more fun, and requires some serious skill.
still confused?
after that…go do whatever the fuck you want to do the second it comes to your mind. road trip with friends. burn a fucking pig in your front yard and call it a lua. hit on the freshman year girl our dorm. try a new sport etc…just do what you want to do. people say this but when else are you going to be living within 5 minute walk of 100 of your closest friends with 9 hours of responsibility a week…take advantage of it.
worry about grades but more importantly worry about professors and future contacts they are more important than the grades…i.e if you aint book smart show some charm, get to know your profs and meet people who can write you good recs for things in the future because lord knows you are going to be too hammered to really know what you want to do right out of college.
on my way to study abroad my 80 year old aunt told me “English girls are easy…don’t forget to sample”. My experience is that if you replace “english” with “college”, the message is pretty much the same…take advantage of it. You should have bitches on your dick like you were a human shish Kebab.
My personal goal was to lose as many points on the purity test as i could. I think i lost something like 75 pts in my first 18 months of college …that takes dedication, and i was by no means a big degenerate.
"If They Look Underage, They Are Underage. And the corollary: If They Look 18, They are Underage.
That’s just an important general rule for life, guys. Only 14-year-olds look 18, nowadays. 18-year-olds look like, 26 or something. Have you ever known a seventeen-year-old girl who read Seventeen? See, I didn’t think so."
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They’re in college so I think we can rule out them being 14
Join the facebook group titled “its beirut not beer pong.”
Join the facebook group titled “real pong uses paddles” and stop throwing a ping pong ball into a cup like a fucking retard and play a game where you drink more, have more fun, and requires some serious skill.
still confused?
after that…go do whatever the fuck you want to do the second it comes to your mind. road trip with friends. burn a fucking pig in your front yard and call it a lua. hit on the freshman year girl our dorm. try a new sport etc…just do what you want to do. people say this but when else are you going to be living within 5 minute walk of 100 of your closest friends with 9 hours of responsibility a week…take advantage of it.
worry about grades but more importantly worry about professors and future contacts they are more important than the grades…i.e if you aint book smart show some charm, get to know your profs and meet people who can write you good recs for things in the future because lord knows you are going to be too hammered to really know what you want to do right out of college.
on my way to study abroad my 80 year old aunt told me “English girls are easy…don’t forget to sample”. My experience is that if you replace “english” with “college”, the message is pretty much the same…take advantage of it. You should have bitches on your dick like you were a human shish Kebab.
My personal goal was to lose as many points on the purity test as i could. I think i lost something like 75 pts in my first 18 months of college …that takes dedication, and i was by no means a big degenerate.
[quote]Devil0351Dog wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Sorry PGA, but the 18 year old girl-kids have nothing on older women…say 21-32 when YOU are 18-20. The 18 year old girls are great though if you suck in bed.
I’m a 30 year old sophmore. I’ll take the 18yo’s first!
Fuck. And I thought it was bad being a 23 yearold sophomore…More power to you dude.
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Try 37 year old sophmore! God Bless the girls who like father figures. The one thing I do have in common with them is that most of them were born the same year I graduated High School.
EDIT: Mardi Gras in WIS.??? Just go to New Orleans. Don’t get caught exposing anything below the belt. The courts are closed from the Sat before till the Wed after, No Court+No Bail=No Fun. Yes, you can drink on the street, the bars don’t have last call, some open at Mid. and close at 8am.
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