Top Things To Do In College

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

  1. Fuck 18 year old coeds
  2. Fuck 19 year old coeds
  3. Fuck 20 year old coeds
  4. Fuck 21 year old coeds
  5. Fuck 22 year old coeds
  6. Fuck 23 year old female grad students
  7. Fuck 30 something PHD candidates
  8. Fuck Professors daughters
  9. Fuck Professors Wives while they fail you in their class
  10. Fuck your grades, you learn more from real life anyway.

DB[/quote]

I’m not sold on that western progression. I prefer wave loading.

  1. Fuck 18 year old coeds

  2. Fuck 19 year old coeds

  3. Fuck 20 year old coeds

  4. Fuck 21 year old coeds

  5. Fuck 22 year old coeds

  6. Fuck 19 year old coeds

  7. Fuck 20 year old coeds

  8. Fuck 21 year old coeds

  9. Fuck 22 year old coeds

  10. Fuck 23 year old female grad students

  11. Fuck 20 year old coeds

  12. Fuck 21 year old coeds

  13. Fuck 22 year old coeds

  14. Fuck 23 year old female grad students

  15. Fuck 30 something PHD candidates

etc…

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uh, I don’t know about you guys but:

  1. Getting a dynasty in beer pong
  2. Vodka Pong
  3. Workout the next day.
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Well, I can tell you that it is certainly true that you learn more outside of college with on the job training. But if I could have worked harder for a better GPA I would have. I find it hard now to apply to schools for grad school because I didnt get the grades.

Also, networking is huge and its just everyday activities that allow you to grow in that aspect. Develop relationships with everyone you can and dont be afraid to put yourself out there.

Good luck and give em hell…

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[quote]Naphta wrote:

  1. Getting a dynasty in beer pong
    [/quote]

Join the facebook group titled “its beirut not beer pong.”

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[quote]carter12 wrote:

Damn it Rockscar, why are you always on my nuts?

I think I might be experiencing my first internet stalker.

[/quote]

Let’s not go overboard here.

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[quote]carter12 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
This is the second thread from you about what to do in college. If you can’t figure it out yourself, you don’t belong there.

No trying to be a dick…well…maybe…

Damn it Rockscar, why are you always on my nuts?

I can figure out what I should be doing, and trust me, my life is probably infinitely more fun than yours right now. But I always hear people talk about how they regret things from college. So I’m thinking there is a possibility that I might forget something before I’m out of here. Why do you insist on this being a self esteem issue? LOL. I think I might be experiencing my first internet stalker.

Back on topic. What is some cool shit to do that I might be forgetting about? Lighten up a little guys, just this once.

[/quote]

Ok, here’s a good thing to try at college: Think for yourself!

:wink:

Seriously, If I were to go back, I would try having sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment.

DB

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[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Sorry PGA, but the 18 year old girl-kids have nothing on older women…say 21-32 when YOU are 18-20. The 18 year old girls are great though if you suck in bed.

I’m a 30 year old sophmore. I’ll take the 18yo’s first!

I only knew 1 guy like you. He wants a virgin still at 37. He is hiding something don’t you think? Maybe he’s hiding the lack of his capabilities?

I’ve run the gammut. Fresh meat is the flavor during the semester.[/quote]

I’m with PGA on this one, maybe because I’m an older student, too. I have the rest of my life to bang chicks my own age, now is the time to tap 18 year old ass.

Older chicks may be better in bed, but younger chicks are easier to get there. It takes far less effort to sack an 18 year old than it does a 28 year old. Plus, too many older girls are looking for more than just a fuck.

Also, while you may think older girls are better in bed, I have found that younger girls are far more experimental and you can get them to try just about anything, especially the girls from the small towns living in the big city for the first time ever.

I also would prefer to bang hot girls before the imperfections set in. At 18, 19, and 20 their bodies are still young and hot. By the time a lot of girls start hitting their late 20’s the abuse and general wear and tear of life starts to appear. Yes, there are a lot of very hot older women, but there are more hot younger women (who are easier to get in bed).

The point is, while in college, take advantage of the 18 and 19 year old pussy. If you’re even only semi-attractive you should be able to get at least one chick in bed every 2-4 weeks, depending on the size of your school. Now go make us proud.

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[quote]hoosierdaddy wrote:
Visit different colleges and party it up at each one. Try and visit during their peak party of the year, ie…

PSU for that dance marathon thing they do
Ohio for Holloween
Indiana for the Little 500 race
Wisconsin (I think) for mardi gras
Texas, for, anything
Colorado or Cal for 420
Texas for anything

Join a frat. Don’t live in the house. You can have the best of both worlds that way. You’ll have somewhere to party and trash and do stupid shit with freshman girls and come back to your clean apartment. Also, you’ll be welcoem on any campus wherever your fraternity is.

Don’t go abroad during school. When you are older you can go anywhere you want to in the world and you’ll have more money then too. You have exactly 8 (sometimes a little more) semesters to do whatever you want practically care free. Don’t waste it.

Don’t have a serioues relationship until your junior, senior year. When you are 19 and 20 and 21 you can more promiscious than you can the rest of your life (TC being the notable exception).

Get a sweet TV and NFL sunday ticket. You will be the envy of all of your friends.

Learn to play golf. Just trust me on this one.

Learn to play any sport. If you go to a big school try and play even the most random of sports. I played Jai Li (high lie, however you spell it) the other day and had a blast.

Learn to shut your mouth. There are far bigger, badder, and meatier people out there and they all go to the bars to make up for their shortcomings by beating your ass. Learn to shut your mouth and stay out of trouble. Unless you are in a frat and rolling with about 20 brothers. Than you can say whatever you want, unfortuneately.

Don’t be the sweet caring type to girls. That shit will get you off of the fuck list and on to the friend list quick. Be polite and flirt agressively, but don’t loose your sense of masculinity. Be confident more than anything else. Maybe not, “women”, but college chicks who aren’t wrapped up in their own shit love confident guys.

Never, go down on a girl that isn’t your gf. The last thing you need is something you caught that ends up on your mouth for the whole world to see.

Always, always, always, use a condom. The last thing you want to do is get a girl pregnant.

Don’t hook up with girls you meet on facebook. This can be dangerous. Trust me.

Don’t give all of your inforamtion on facebook either. Your single, striaght, like girls and movies where shit blows up. Leave you number, sn, and adress off of there.

If i can think of more I’ll post more.

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Honestly, this is a pretty good list.

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I have to disagree with the poster who recommended against studying abroad.

Studying in Siena, Italy was the best 6 months of my life. Just about everyone in my class loved it and didn’t want it to end.

You cannot beat living in another country and experiencing it first-hand.

Knowing another language will also help you down the road and make you more marketable.

I suggest learning Spanish or Chinese or Arabic if you want to go strictly by what will be the most useful.

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:
carter12 wrote:

Damn it Rockscar, why are you always on my nuts?

I think I might be experiencing my first internet stalker.

Let’s not go overboard here. [/quote]

Yeah, man, Rockscar is MY stalker.

Him and MetroGlamBoy make a great team.

:slight_smile:

-Nate

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In college you should do everything you can to be more extreme, dedicated, and hardcore than the other students. Live a warrior lifestyle.

Frats are for bitches. Be your own man. Tell as many lame shit-talkers to put up or shut up as possible.

A warrior lifestyle includes intense focus on a single, incredible goal, which is accomplished through creating many smaller goals that will lead to the final result. A warrior is unyielding in this path for victory.

Talk with the ladies, but don’t sleep with them. It will only take away from your warrior lifestyle and distract you from accomplishing your goals. If you fall in love with a woman, then you should go ahead and pursue her to the fullest extent. Such is the way of the warrior.

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[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
In college you should do everything you can to be more extreme, dedicated, and hardcore than the other students. Live a warrior lifestyle.

Frats are for bitches. Be your own man. Tell as many lame shit-talkers to put up or shut up as possible.

A warrior lifestyle includes intense focus on a single, incredible goal, which is accomplished through creating many smaller goals that will lead to the final result. A warrior is unyielding in this path for victory.

Talk with the ladies, but don’t sleep with them. It will only take away from your warrior lifestyle and distract you from accomplishing your goals. If you fall in love with a woman, then you should go ahead and pursue her to the fullest extent. Such is the way of the warrior.[/quote]

I don’t see why you shouldn’t sleep with ladies even when being serious about a healthy lifestyle.

When you’re old, you will not feel sorry about skipping that workout on the first Saturday of september 2007, you will feel sorry about not having sex with that girl.

And, whatever you say, in an usual situation skipping a single workout matters only that much.

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[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
In college you should do everything you can to be more extreme, dedicated, and hardcore than the other students. Live a warrior lifestyle.

Frats are for bitches. Be your own man. Tell as many lame shit-talkers to put up or shut up as possible.

A warrior lifestyle includes intense focus on a single, incredible goal, which is accomplished through creating many smaller goals that will lead to the final result. A warrior is unyielding in this path for victory.

Talk with the ladies, but don’t sleep with them. It will only take away from your warrior lifestyle and distract you from accomplishing your goals. If you fall in love with a woman, then you should go ahead and pursue her to the fullest extent. Such is the way of the warrior.[/quote]

Sounds like the way of the gay warrior (nttawwt).

I hope this was a joke post.

IMO, all this “warrior” talk these days is comical. Why does every endeavor in life have to be looked at as a battle and everyone who pursues something doggedly has to be a “warrior”?

I just don’t get it. Since when did college life necessitate taking on a warrior lifestyle. It’s just plain faggy to refer to it this way.

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Sounds like the way of the gay warrior (nttawwt).

I hope this was a joke post.

IMO, all this “warrior” talk these days is comical. Why does every endeavor in life have to be looked at as a battle and everyone who pursues something doggedly has to be a “warrior”?

I just don’t get it. Since when did college life necessitate taking on a warrior lifestyle. It’s just plain faggy to refer to it this way.

DB[/quote]

The warrior spirit is emboldened by the buffet that is dining halls, but only if you are man enough to not approach the salad bar.

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[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
In college you should do everything you can to be more extreme, dedicated, and hardcore than the other students. Live a warrior lifestyle.

Frats are for bitches. Be your own man. Tell as many lame shit-talkers to put up or shut up as possible.

A warrior lifestyle includes intense focus on a single, incredible goal, which is accomplished through creating many smaller goals that will lead to the final result. A warrior is unyielding in this path for victory.

Talk with the ladies, but don’t sleep with them. It will only take away from your warrior lifestyle and distract you from accomplishing your goals. If you fall in love with a woman, then you should go ahead and pursue her to the fullest extent. Such is the way of the warrior.[/quote]

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How many times do you think the average student does this an a 4 year period?

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Listen up all you warrior kids, gay or otherwise!! As much fun as it is, we parents are not paying for you to fuck coeds and get hammered and smoke tons of weed in college. You can do that on your own dollar. Do your homework and get good grades and stop bringing all your filthy laundry home for me to wash.

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:
How many times do you think the average student does this an a 4 year period?[/quote]

I had a flashback to a week ago just now, and almost threw up. Stupid fucking real world sneaking up on me…

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[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Listen up all you warrior kids, gay or otherwise!! As much fun as it is, we parents are not paying for you to fuck coeds and get hammered and smoke tons of weed in college. You can do that on your own dollar. Do your homework and get good grades and stop bringing all your filthy laundry home for me to wash.

[/quote]

Hey, listen up female bass players! Some of us kids are paying for college cash out of our own pockets and can do as we wish!

P.S. I do carry a 4.0 though :slight_smile:

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:
How many times do you think the average student does this an a 4 year period?[/quote]

nice chunder pic (except that I was eating lunch when I saw it). Reminds me of why I had such shredded abs in college. My frosh year, we kept score on the wall in the hallway on airline vomit bags. “The Yak Pack” is what we called it.

Ahh, good times.

DB