Too many sexy ladies at the gym for me to concentrate!!!

Good morning. Shall we begin today’s lesson? Juity, “messageboard” should be two words.
You also need to ease off on the profanity. It makes you seem cheap. Your goals should be very simple. You should learn how to properly speak and write in your native tongue. If someone speaks or writes poorly, they are scorned.
To the coward who wrote in as “to the Verbose Dick,” you can imbibe most any substance. Thank you, Neil Armstrong, for your support. It is good to have a national hero back you up.
Juity and to the Verbose Dick, I will be watching.