Too Fat?

I agree with the OP.

Fuckable? Yea, probably.

As a hot stripper? Nope.

Damn you guys are harsh!

[quote]Meni69 wrote:
jp_dubya wrote:
Meni69 wrote:
this is what I like, and she works for me

OK, but this one aint so great either. not for me, that is. The first one, if she dumped about what, 15lbs, (7 kilos?) she could be ok, no?
How was the face? did you get any other shots?

2 other shitty pics, like you’d see on myspace
and she’s not pretty

so that ass sealed the deal for me

and wow, you don’t like Tristan? hmmm[/quote]

Were the other pics shot in the bathroom?

Perhaps one of her sitting on the toilet, because that would be very classy…

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Have you ever had a problem with customers getting out of hand? One of my buddies did what you do and sometimes shit got out of hand with either money not being paid, or guys getting too hands on with the girls. [/quote]

Let me think
remember a guy stuck his finger in a hot montreal stripper was working for me, and she kneed him and we left.

some Holy Cross football assholes, booked 2 girls, to impress recruits.
then after the girls finished, he was not hapy, he was drunk, threatened the girls who didn’t have a driver, and demanded his money back
i could have called holy cross and f*cked that loser big time
that was around the same time the colorado football scandal with escorts

gee HOLY CROSS U having strippers entertain football recruits

[quote]Meni69 wrote:
MaximusB wrote:
Have you ever had a problem with customers getting out of hand? One of my buddies did what you do and sometimes shit got out of hand with either money not being paid, or guys getting too hands on with the girls.

Let me think
remember a guy stuck his finger in a hot montreal stripper was working for me, and she kneed him and we left.

some Holy Cross football assholes, booked 2 girls, to impress recruits.
then after the girls finished, he was not hapy, he was drunk, threatened the girls who didn’t have a driver, and demanded his money back
i could have called holy cross and f*cked that loser big time
that was around the same time the colorado football scandal with escorts

gee HOLY CROSS U having strippers entertain football recruits

[/quote]

My buddy told me shit like this happened when he did this as a job. It gets to be a buzz kill, for what would normally be a kick back job.

Trust me when I tell you, the shit college football teams resort to to getting a player to sign with them. The girls, the band, the promises, I swear some of these recruiters could work in politics.

I’ve spent some times at strip clubs, my freshmen year of College the age to get in was only 19, so where do you think we went most weekends ? And even for small city clubs, with a body like that you wouldn’t be making much. Unless she had a GREAT face, I don’t see her making much money for you.

You send that to my party, and I am not giving you a strong referral to friends.

The other girls you’ve posted, much better…

Meni69…I think a few more pics of Tristan would be a really thoughtful addition to this thread.

…just a suggestion. :wink:

[quote]JPCleary wrote:
Meni69…I think a few more pics of Tristan would be a really thoughtful addition to this thread.

…just a suggestion. ;)[/quote]

[quote]JPCleary wrote:
Meni69…I think a few more pics of Tristan would be a really thoughtful addition to this thread.

…just a suggestion. ;)[/quote]

Tristan has a banging body but her face makes her look like skeletor… just saying…

Anyways, the girl originally posted… I wouldn’t even eat lunch near her!!! Ways to gauge unattractiveness: check for fat saggage behind the knees… CHECK!! She fails. Tell her to move on and get a job where she is required to wear a very large and very lose costume.

/asshole

[quote]HangerBaby wrote:
Tristan has a banging body but her face makes her look like skeletor… just saying…

Anyways, the girl originally posted… I wouldn’t even eat lunch near her!!! Ways to gauge unattractiveness: check for fat saggage behind the knees… CHECK!! She fails. Tell her to move on and get a job where she is required to wear a very large and very lose costume.

/asshole [/quote]

high standards or what trestan is fine!

OP,

A question I’ve always wondered (now that this has turned into more of a Q & A) is. Do you have to fire girls for getting too old or do they kind of move on on their own?

What do you do if one of them gets preggnant? On drugs?

Whoever said that the chick is hot/pretty/etc:

  1. you’re probably a girl, or…
  2. you have no fucking standards, or…
  3. you’re black

FLAME ON!

You guys are dumb. When the zombie apocalypse happens during my bachelor party, and this girl has been hired for my entertainment, I will have plenty of bait to keep those fuckers off of my back. What will you have?

[quote]Mettahl wrote:
You guys are dumb. When the zombie apocalypse happens during my bachelor party, and this girl has been hired for my entertainment, I will have plenty of bait to keep those fuckers off of my back. What will you have?[/quote]

A shotgun and infinite ammo

I think Tristan has no shape and looks like Avril Lavigne:-P The other girl is much prettier. But I’m a girl, what do I know?

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
OP,

A question I’ve always wondered (now that this has turned into more of a Q & A) is. Do you have to fire girls for getting too old or do they kind of move on on their own?

What do you do if one of them gets preggnant? On drugs?[/quote]

No girl that I’ve booked danced for me longer than a couple of years
and I try not to hire girls older than 29 right now
it might sound horrible, I guess i’m horrible
booking 19 to 27 right now
the 27 yo feels old but has a great body, best body on a chick who never lifted or worked out
thats her in the pic

drugs? let me think, every dancer i know right now, does something
whether weed, or coke, or oc, just about all do something

prego? very rare, usually you get the girls after they have a kid or two, hee hee

[quote]debraD wrote:
I think Tristan has no shape and looks like Avril Lavigne:-P The other girl is much prettier. But I’m a girl, what do I know?[/quote]

you mean the girl she’s posing with? Gabrielle?
they come in a package, so I have to book them together.
and you have to realize, i’m in New Hampshire

a 10 here is a 7 in Florida or Cali Or Texas or AZ

[quote]debraD wrote:
I think Tristan has no shape and looks like Avril Lavigne:-P The other girl is much prettier. But I’m a girl, what do I know?[/quote]

avril lavigne is hot

[quote]Kerley wrote:
debraD wrote:
I think Tristan has no shape and looks like Avril Lavigne:-P The other girl is much prettier. But I’m a girl, what do I know?

avril lavigne is hot[/quote]

I agree, Avril Lavinge is hot and so is Tristan…plus I like the name Tristan.

Thanks for the pics, Meni69.