Too Fat?

[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
If you stick both hands out in front of you, face down, touch your thumbs, now stick out your pinkies as wide as they go. That’s the 'Stu-Standard" for a girl’s ass :slight_smile:

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I knew a guy in college who had this exact same standard. He was about 6’ 5 and I’d be surprised if he was ever able to date a woman taller than 5’ 6" with that standard.

As for the potential stripper, yeah, kind of jiggly for 25. What about her routine, that’s got to count for something right? Being right across the border from some of the best strip clubs in North America (they’re all near Niagara Falls Canada by the way), I’ve seen some “hot” women give so-so performances and some “average” ones give great ones.

Every business has to set their own standards and know their customer base. Sounds like you do and don’t want to risk losing customers by sending out sub-par entertainers.

[quote]DeeseB wrote:
Where are you guys living where that’s below stripper material? Any bachelor party stripper I’ve ever seen has been disgusting. This chick would be a major upgrade.[/quote]

yikes. i’m in New Hampshire dude, 45 min from Boston.
whats wrote with Tristan who I posted, turns 21 this weekend, gorgeous

Hm. I guess I’m alone in thinking she’s pretty hot. Guess there’s no place for shapely women anymore. turns gay to comfort herself

I think she looks good. I’d like to take her out lol! SEnd her my way!

For a stripper, burn it with fire, cause that shit ain’t right.

[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
For a stripper, burn it with fire, cause that shit ain’t right.[/quote]

Thank you, some sanity to this thread.
what would TC say about her?
“oh she’s not fat”
how often do we see girls with that body on this site next to articles???

[quote]Meni69 wrote:
aznt0rk wrote:
For a stripper, burn it with fire, cause that shit ain’t right.

Thank you, some sanity to this thread.
what would TC say about her?
“oh she’s not fat”
how often do we see girls with that body on this site next to articles???
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As I and a few others said. It’s hittable, but not strippable :wink:

There are standards for ‘normal’ women, and then there are the standards we want from strippers, which are supposed to realize fantasies of the patrons. If this were my neighbor, I’d probably say “eh, she’s kinda cute”, but for a stripper? No f-cking way, just that simple.

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[quote]Meni69 wrote:
this is what I like, and she works for me[/quote]

I’d definitely prefer this chick over the girl in the original post.

I duno about some of you guys, she’s fat? REally? I hate to see what you all are going to do when you get past your prime years and have to settle for something a little less than perfection. Personally I’ll take a handful of tits and juicy ass over the 10 year stick figure look any day.

For a stripper she is out of shape, at least by Montreal standards.

[quote]SpookMayest wrote:
Hm. I guess I’m alone in thinking she’s pretty hot. Guess there’s no place for shapely women anymore. turns gay to comfort herself[/quote]

you need to post more pics. you dont look fat and you have a good haircut

those are the nicest things ive ever said to anyone.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
SpookMayest wrote:
Hm. I guess I’m alone in thinking she’s pretty hot. Guess there’s no place for shapely women anymore. turns gay to comfort herself

you need to post more pics. you dont look fat and you have a good haircut

those are the nicest things ive ever said to anyone.[/quote]

yo 781 i’m 603. if you ever need dancers let me know bro

[quote]Kinoz wrote:
The fact that there’s a toilet in the picture, with a soft ducky cover on the lid, kinda ruins it for me.[/quote]

This is the part that kills me the most!

Very professional.

Lol thanks you guys, I will post pics soon and hopefully they will not disappoint. Gosh don’t make me blush!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not one of those “big is beautiful” advocates, but…
you know i actually don’t know where i’m going with that. to each their own, send the big ones my way if you see her as “fat”
lmao

id hit it…

I’m with you, Spook. She’s pretty. And if she’s supposed to be fat, I doubt anyone would want me as a stripper.
But then again, I’m a lousy judge of female beauty. My lesbian friends laugh at me.

Shit…Do not want that.

If you sent that to my door OP I’d be giving you a call and say thanks for ruining my party lol, good call on the no hire.

I spend a great deal of time making sure my body looks good, the women I find attractive also have that drive.

This is obviously not one of them.

That leg cellulite and the fat hanging off the arms kills it… shudders

Time to cut.

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Shit…Do not want that.

If you sent that to my door OP I’d be giving you a call and say thanks for ruining my party lol, good call on the no hire.

I spend a great deal of time making sure my body looks good, the women I find attractive also have that drive.

This is obviously not one of them.

That leg cellulite and the fat hanging off the arms kills it… shudders

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Right on.