To The Citizens of America

[quote]Unaware wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
IvanDmitritch wrote:
Magarhe wrote:

For everyone getting full of themselves over the war of independence, you need to re-learn your history - and not the American version you have been taught in schools, but the actual facts. USA has a bad habit of writing history the way it wishes it was, instead of how it was. (so does UK actually and in fact, every culture)

Oh god. Please, I’m all ears, educate me. In what ways does the “American” version differ from the one you were taught? Exactly what is this American version, anyways? I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest you haven’t spent much time studying history in an American university.

Guys, don’t you understand? The USA was wrong in fighting the war of independence. Although they were getting oppressed in the colonies, taxed unjustly, not represented in the parliament, and basically used to make England better, they had NO right to fight for independence and equality.

Where the fuck do people get the right to talk about the Revolution when they have no knowledge of what the hell happened and why?

I feel like I have a unique perspective here as I have spent half my life in England and the other half in America. I love England and I love America. I just got my American citizenship.

First of all I would like to point out that no one in England is thinking about the revolutionary war, no one is bitter about it. It was 200 + years ago, no one cares.

Its really stupid to go on about how unjust England was at the time, name one country that was moral by today’s standards. Talk about taxation without representation and then kill a million Indians and steal the land. America was not on the moral high ground so don’t even go there.

Over all our countries are a lot more closely aligned than anywhere else in the world so these arguments are stupid.

Also, your 10th grade AP USA history book is not the be all end all source on revolutionary war information.

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Did I say that the USA was moral after that? No. Oh yeah, since I was talking about the revolutionary war, let’s just talk about other things just so you can make me look like the bad guy.

Did I say that England was even bitter about it now? Did I mention present day England? No.

How are you trying to corner me when I know more about this country’s history than 90% of the natural born citizens? Don’t believe me? Take the citizenship test and let’s see if you pass.

I even the side of other country’s that weren’t involved, and, guess what, they side with the colonists. Next time you try to be smart just because you are older, please use information that isn’t completely wrong.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
We burned down your white house, bitches.

We invaded Quebec twice, you British whores. I bet you’re thinking we shoulda hung on to it, huh?

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haha, touche…well played my man. just don’t tell thib.

i would love if the Red states made their own country. id actually love if you guys just took your own planet and just got away from everyone else. you can take the middle east and walmart with you.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i would love if the Red states made their own country. id actually love if you guys just took your own planet and just got away from everyone else. you can take the middle east and walmart with you.

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shut the fuck up.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Where is Varq? We have already talked about forming a new country, and not-too-surprisingly, the new nation does not include any of the places you think are so important (with the exception of Washington, I think). We had maps and flags and everything.

You leave us with the vast majority of the natural resources and oil refineries.

Have a lot of fucking fun making movies at Yosimte paying about $25/gallon for gas, and having to support your welfare babies.

You yankee fucks would last about a month without the Red States. We, on the other hand would not even notice you being gone.

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I’d like to see that.

Wow, people are actually getting heated over some of this.

I found the original post very amusing.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
Wow, people are actually getting heated over some of this.
I found the original post very amusing.

What’s a little fun if no heat?[/quote]

You poke fun at my country, I poke fun at yours.

E fired the shot heard 'round T-Nation.

This thread is freakin hilarious.

Lol at you and your internet aguments.

If we are going to be British citizens, then all the dentists have to leave and take all the toothbrushes with them. Since it would still take a while for our dental health to resemble the Mother country, we will begin beating each other in the grill immediately, just to be fair.

[quote]boatguy wrote:
If we are going to be British citizens, then all the dentists have to leave and take all the toothbrushes with them. Since it would still take a while for our dental health to resemble the Mother country, we will begin beating each other in the grill immediately, just to be fair.[/quote]

what are you talking about, we have the south. all their teeth are either crooked and missing or covered in diamonds.

go ahead with the roundabouts, we have them in Wisconsin. you can keep the other shit though.

[quote]boatguy wrote:
If we are going to be British citizens, then all the dentists have to leave and take all the toothbrushes with them. Since it would still take a while for our dental health to resemble the Mother country, we will begin beating each other in the grill immediately, just to be fair.[/quote]

I literally had coffee come out of my nose when I read this.
hilarious!
though not a pleasant sensation.

[quote]IvanDmitritch wrote:
The only thing that really bothered me was the beer remark. There are sooo many great beers in this country it’s silly. Ever since Carter legalized home brewing the micro-brew trend has exploded. I realize the vast majority of these probably don’t find there way overseas, so I’m not surprised America still gets associated with Bud, but really… fuck you for saying our beer sucks! [/quote]

The reason people consider American beer shitty is because the top three companies that produce said shitty beer control the majority of the market ~90%. So while there are a ton of delicious microbrews and other speciality beers, they make up a very a small portion of the market and can get lost in the sea of doo doo beer.

thank god for canada…