http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2010/06/15/story_jesus_statue_burns.html
This is in no way related to my birthday. I had nothing to do with it…nope, I will not take the fall for this one…no way, no how!!!
side note-I was HOUSED last night and posted some shit I shouldnt have…no offense Push or Petermus…or anyone else…I just read it all, ROFL, WTF,right? Sorries!
Still though, let it be known
THIS WAS NOT MY WORK!
Bullshit dude, I fucking saw you there. But it’s cool, I’m not saying anything
Edit: Notice the last line of the article? …all that remains…
Touchdown Jesus??? NO!!!
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Bullshit dude, I fucking saw you there. But it’s cool, I’m not saying anything
Edit: Notice the last line of the article? …all that remains…
More fuel to the fire, huh? lol
lol
[quote]kellerdp wrote:
Touchdown Jesus??? NO!!![/quote]
That’s what I said! The statue was really a memorizing sight and had a fierce presence.
Damn Ct. You been doing creatinez for your supernatural powers?
And I shall smote… myself…
I saw the article yesterday. Plenty of pro Jesus happenings also =P
Touch down Jesus! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It’s a sad day, big butter Jesus melted to the ground…on a positive note, the church plans to rebuild the statue at a cost of near $1mil, eff giving money to help poor people, we need big butter Jesus back NOW!
I think heaven made it pretty clear what it thought of “Touchdown Jesus”.
Does this mean he’s going to be here any minute now?..is he in earth’s orbit right now waiting for clearence from…
In the spirit(no pun intended) of making fun I’ll post this joke I got sent to me this morning.
The Monk Story
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk,says,‘We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.’
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old Abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
‘We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !’
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is sobbing uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, ‘What’s wrong, father?’
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, 'The word was…
‘CELIBRATE!!!’
“It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remains.”
Maybe he was just cutting, and that last picture looks awesome.
psssshhh, I did that shit!!!
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Damn Ct. You been doing creatinez for your supernatural powers?
[/quote]
nah man, vodka+ NOXPLODE, BRAH!!!
Everyone knows the creatinez are bad for vampires!