[quote]Airtruth wrote:
Yeah I would bore myself to death taking a hour and half to get out the house in the morning. Lets shorten this and add party time.
wake up late. It forces you to get out the house faster. I shower iron get dressed in 20 minutes. 30 minute drive to work. walk in 5 minutes late.
50 Minutes + extra 10 down time to spend looking cool strolling into work looking at some girls booty.
kegels all day in the chair for cardio, slow down when you start sweating, speed up once you cool off if you want HIIT.
Eat at your desk all day, 20 min Nap at lunch.
Drink about 3 cups of coffee before you go for your evening workout, and start stretching at your desk. Leave 5 minutes early, do it slick nobody will notice.
8.5 hours/15.5 left
5)During your drive to the gym Sing/scream “Fuck those Weights!!” to the melody of “whup dat trick!!!” Grrrl Like dmx every now and then. Run into the gym right up to the guy using your machine just stand and stare an inch a way from the side of his face until he moves. Proceed to do ultimate hypertrophy/ME/DE/CNS burnout workout strictly compound moves squats bench deadlifts.
Midway through your workout call your other and tell her to get dinner ready since her lazy ass didn’t want to come to the gym.
calm down/ change
throw down ding dongs and 5 raw eggs for post workout snack
11 hours/ 13 hours left
wrestle the kid for isolation exercises. In between slamming him you can curl him 3 sets of 10, brag who can do the most triangle bruce lee pushups for triceps bodybuilder pose for abs. Then throw frisby with rover to loosen up and stretch. 12.5(generous)/11.5 hours left
7)Eat and bitch to wife that american idol sucks unless sunjay’s sister is happy jumping up and down. 10.5 hours left.
2 hours for sex with the wife? are you seriuos? you have to be under 25. 5 minutes, 10 if she is REALLY demanding foreplay today. 10.4 hours left
sleep 9 hours still have 1.4 left to do absolutely nothing.
tomorrow recovery day, call in sick, you don’t want work to hamper your lifting progress.[/quote]
Damn, I’m just a rank amateur!
As long as we’re at it…might as well listen to some audio books while sleeping. Can’t forget to exercise the brain, you know.
Here’s a good question though- what would you actually do with more time? Everything you do would just take longer since you wouldn’t be in a hurry. It wouldn’t help. Sometimes it’s better just to have the day end.
[quote]eengrms76 wrote:
Here’s a good question though- what would you actually do with more time? Everything you do would just take longer since you wouldn’t be in a hurry. It wouldn’t help. Sometimes it’s better just to have the day end.[/quote]
[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
pookie wrote:
Caring for your wife and kids should come before gym time.
Hope that helps.
Very true. Which is why my gym time has lagged now for a while. My 3.5 year old son is full of energy and questions, and is just begging me show him all I can. It’s a tough job, but I love it and it’s well worth it.[/quote]
Best job in the universe.Ever,bar none.
May you enjoy it for the longest time,I know I do .
[quote]Neuromancer wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
pookie wrote:
Caring for your wife and kids should come before gym time.
Hope that helps.
Very true. Which is why my gym time has lagged now for a while. My 3.5 year old son is full of energy and questions, and is just begging me show him all I can. It’s a tough job, but I love it and it’s well worth it.
Best job in the universe.Ever,bar none.
May you enjoy it for the longest time,I know I do .[/quote]
As I do too. However, it is a bit of an adjustment from being not a dad to DAD. IT makes you take inventory of all of your wants and needs and then reasses them to being a provider, mentor, and teacher. Unfortunately some “selfish” wants go to the wayside a bit. BUT, it is a sacrifice that is paid back in full when you see your child grow and prosper.
[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
pookie wrote:
Caring for your wife and kids should come before gym time.
Hope that helps.
Very true. Which is why my gym time has lagged now for a while. My 3.5 year old son is full of energy and questions, and is just begging me show him all I can. It’s a tough job, but I love it and it’s well worth it.
Best job in the universe.Ever,bar none.
May you enjoy it for the longest time,I know I do .
As I do too. However, it is a bit of an adjustment from being not a dad to DAD. IT makes you take inventory of all of your wants and needs and then reasses them to being a provider, mentor, and teacher. Unfortunately some “selfish” wants go to the wayside a bit. BUT, it is a sacrifice that is paid back in full when you see your child grow and prosper.[/quote]
I agree totally.
The part that I found personally the most challenging was how they treat everything that one says and does as gospel and will argue it and defend you against anyone,anytime.My little one is 8,so wait for it!
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
eengrms76 wrote:
Here’s a good question though- what would you actually do with more time? Everything you do would just take longer since you wouldn’t be in a hurry. It wouldn’t help. Sometimes it’s better just to have the day end.
Have more sex.
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So uh… need some help with your next workout?
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:
eengrms76 wrote:
Here’s a good question though- what would you actually do with more time? Everything you do would just take longer since you wouldn’t be in a hurry. It wouldn’t help. Sometimes it’s better just to have the day end.
Have more sex.
So uh… need some help with your next workout?
Read a little more.
Take a little better care of my garden.
Give the rats a little more attention.
Dang, I could swear I had specifically typed “Have more sex with my husband”.
