[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Type in “fuck you” for the name.[/quote]
“Fuck you too, asshole.”
LOL priceless!
full name: While you’re leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.
First name: While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you’ve won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
First Name:
A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly.
Full Name:
While hanging Christmas lights, you slip on an icy patch and fall from your roof, plummeting to the concrete below. You break your neck and die instantly.
I’m movin’ to Florida.
THis is what I’ve got coming:
"While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend’s car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face. "
Nice.
DB
This is one funny F’N thread. I’m appalled at the violence with which everybody is going to meet their demise. I guess everybody here just has too much Testosterone to die peacefully in their sleep.
“While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you’re electrocuted.”
Death before a cheat meal! 
try “fuck off”
response: You have a foul mouth
try “SEX”
response: Is that all you think about?
try “george bush”
response: The Death Psychic does not get involved in matters of politics.
then for the finale just try
osama bin laden
the answer is hillarious
First:
While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
It seemed like a good idea at the time…
First and last:
After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.
Other names to try:
Mickey Mouse
Superman
Bill Gates
Bill Clinton
Jesus Christ
George Washington
Adolf Hitler
God
Satan
Buddha
John Lennon
John F Kennedy
Grim Reaper
Homer Simpson
Elvis Presley
Tupac
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Abraham Lincoln
Or words:
Pussy
Blowjob
Death
Fuck
Shit
Poop
Eat Shit
Your Dad
Your Mom
Asshole
Suck My Dick
Penis
Gay
And try different ages:
0
89-98
99+
“Jesus”: You were nailed to a cross. It looked painful!
“Satan”: I can only predict the deaths of humans, not other deities.
“the grim reaper”: I’m The Death Psychic, not The Grim Reaper. I tell you how you’re going to die, and he does all the dirty work.
“the death psychic”: We’re here to talk about you, not me. Besides, I’m already dead.
“A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.”
Death by Midgets!!!
[quote]Massif wrote:
“A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.”
Death by Midgets!!![/quote]
You must’ve pissed them off when you started using midgets instead of a sandbag.
I got the “while playing baseball an angry player beats you to death”. Or something like that.
Shit, doesn’t anyone just die in their sleep?
“Caught in the gears of a combine, now that’s the way I wanna go”. -Frank Drebban