[quote]schaffer29 wrote:
UPDATE: Well I’d just like to report back to all of you here that I think my earlier concerns were misplaced; as a result of the events of last night I no longer think my son has a secret girlfriend. However, the possibility of him not having had one is slim due to factors stated earlier, but as a result of last night I am convinced that they had stopped seeing each other. Maybe now my son may turn back to the light of the Lord.
What happened last night that makes me so sure of this, you ask? Well, as I stated earlier I had concucted a cunning trap to catch his mistress in the act. I had stated to him that me and my wife were to attend a West End Musical for the entire night (I live in England if you’re confused as to what this is), and that I thought he was now old enough to look after the house himself, so we would leave him home alone.
If this was not enough to bait him into inviting his girlfriend over in of itself, I cunningly replaced his magazine and ‘accidently’ left a pack of condoms on the bathroom shelf in plain view; I felt assured that these actions would lure his mistress to the house by lieu of him inviting her.
However, the West End Musical was a lie. Instead my wife had gone to her friend’s house, and I was to meet her at an upper class resteraunt sometime later after I had found and confronted the immoral wench. So after we had both ‘left’ for the Musical, I instead returned to my camoflauged hide in the garden and set up a watch upon the drive for any signs of the harlot. It did not take long until I sighted several figures entering the drive.
However, I was relieved to see that it was not some immoral wench entering my house, but rather my son’s good friends Ed and Justin, who he had obviously invited over for a sleepover or something. Satisfied that my son was indeed pure and had not broken his promise to me, I snuck out of the drive and to the resteraunt. I feel bad for doubting him previously now.[/quote]
Dude, next time i suggest you install a camera in your sons bedroom and sell the resulting hardcore S&M video on ebay to the highest bidder. I bet there will be a few bids from the local christian/catholic community, especially in England.
Or perhaps if you are feeling brave you could just burst in on them and ask if its ok if you hold the camera, who knows, your son just might go for it.
[quote]xkungpowx wrote:
Marlind wrote:
Dude rly…My dad saw me with a girl…when I came home he was like tha happiest guy in the world he gave me 50 bucks…then it became a routine,so no more money…( both of my parents are doctors)…BUT when my mom went to a parents-teachers meeting they told her I was a lil naughty,and she was like OMG why do you these things i public?lmao//
Wait… you’re dad routinely walks in on you having sex? I pretty sure that isn’t something to be proud of.[/quote]
NOPE dude he saw me kissing a girl in the street…well not in the steert but in a dark place.I was touching her ass(inside the pants) and I slept in a motel(with teh excuse that I had to go with my friends camping)he doesnt know about the motel BTW…
[quote]schaffer29 wrote:
UPDATE: Well I’d just like to report back to all of you here that I think my earlier concerns were misplaced; as a result of the events of last night I no longer think my son has a secret girlfriend. However, the possibility of him not having had one is slim due to factors stated earlier, but as a result of last night I am convinced that they had stopped seeing each other. Maybe now my son may turn back to the light of the Lord.
What happened last night that makes me so sure of this, you ask? Well, as I stated earlier I had concucted a cunning trap to catch his mistress in the act. I had stated to him that me and my wife were to attend a West End Musical for the entire night (I live in England if you’re confused as to what this is), and that I thought he was now old enough to look after the house himself, so we would leave him home alone.
If this was not enough to bait him into inviting his girlfriend over in of itself, I cunningly replaced his magazine and ‘accidently’ left a pack of condoms on the bathroom shelf in plain view; I felt assured that these actions would lure his mistress to the house by lieu of him inviting her.
However, the West End Musical was a lie. Instead my wife had gone to her friend’s house, and I was to meet her at an upper class resteraunt sometime later after I had found and confronted the immoral wench. So after we had both ‘left’ for the Musical, I instead returned to my camoflauged hide in the garden and set up a watch upon the drive for any signs of the harlot. It did not take long until I sighted several figures entering the drive.
However, I was relieved to see that it was not some immoral wench entering my house, but rather my son’s good friends Ed and Justin, who he had obviously invited over for a sleepover or something. Satisfied that my son was indeed pure and had not broken his promise to me, I snuck out of the drive and to the resteraunt. I feel bad for doubting him previously now.[/quote]
DUUUDE ED and Justin banged your son…LMAO…
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
I don’t know if anyone said this yet but he claims to be a christian man why does he have Spawn as his profile pic?
Doesn’t he do deeds for Satan?
i did. i thought that was a bit off.[/quote]
Yea I thought the same thing when I was reading his post … but then it seemed awefully familiar and I remember reading something similar/identical in another post … it’s a troll job pure and simple … entertaining though
Being a Christian myself, I understand where youre coming from. Many people can’t understand the values we keep because they don’t keep it themselves. I think its a little jacked up that your getting flammed for what you believe in, youre not trying to convert anyone youre just asking for advice. Take the bull by the horns and talk to him. Its the best way to go about it. Ya might want to ask him about the mag with nude males as well thats kinda overwhelming evidience…PRAY HARD!
[quote]FrozenNinja wrote:
Being a Christian myself, I understand where youre coming from. Many people can’t understand the values we keep because they don’t keep it themselves. I think its a little jacked up that your getting flammed for what you believe in, youre not trying to convert anyone youre just asking for advice. Take the bull by the horns and talk to him. Its the best way to go about it. Ya might want to ask him about the mag with nude males as well thats kinda overwhelming evidience…PRAY HARD![/quote]
[quote]sebbie wrote:
FrozenNinja wrote:
Being a Christian myself, I understand where youre coming from. Many people can’t understand the values we keep because they don’t keep it themselves. I think its a little jacked up that your getting flammed for what you believe in, youre not trying to convert anyone youre just asking for advice. Take the bull by the horns and talk to him. Its the best way to go about it. Ya might want to ask him about the mag with nude males as well thats kinda overwhelming evidience…PRAY HARD!
… You don’t think the OP’s serious, do you?[/quote]