[quote]NickRageSkursky wrote:
troll[/quote]
I swear to god, you people crying “troll” are more irritating then the actual trolls (of which there are very very few).
And you idiots who believed this shit was real? C’mon now. It’s like some of you have been going online for a total of 1 month.
[quote]schaffer29 wrote:
Thank you for your responses. To those who doubt my story’s authenticity, I am aware that there was a thread on yahoo answers some time ago similar to this one; it seems that this problem is not an uncommon one among the christian community.
To those that are suggesting that my son may be a homosexual, I can tell you now that that is completely out of the question; I have never allowed any sedicious influences to corrupt him as such and furthermore, I had him swear an oath on the bible that he would never engage in any homosexual behaviour in front of the whole congregation. To break such a vow would be preposterous.
Nevertheless, the identity of his secret mistress contnues to elude me. However, tonight I have set up a litle scheme, a trap if you will, that should reveal the identity of this wench once and for all. I’ll keep you updated…[/quote]
That made me lol, well done sir.
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Terrific.
[quote]TKDCadet04 wrote:
This was posted on Yahoo Answers a while back, methinks…
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it was. and then again in SAMA not too long ago either.
fail troll fails
…
.9 banana.
WOW.
I mean, “WOW” if this was actually a real post.
and i use to think that we arabs are retards,“we are,i dont deny it” but welcome to the club
[quote]goochadamg wrote:
NickRageSkursky wrote:
troll
I swear to god, you people crying “troll” are more irritating then the actual trolls (of which there are very very few).
And you idiots who believed this shit was real? C’mon now. It’s like some of you have been going online for a total of 1 month.[/quote]
You yourself called him a troll in that second part.
Gawd you people that cry over folks crying troll and then cry troll are more annoying than the actual troll criers (of which there are many).
Cut off penis. Problem solved IMO
[quote]Marlind wrote:
Dude rly…My dad saw me with a girl…when I came home he was like tha happiest guy in the world he gave me 50 bucks…then it became a routine,so no more money…( both of my parents are doctors)…BUT when my mom went to a parents-teachers meeting they told her I was a lil naughty,and she was like OMG why do you these things i public?lmao//[/quote]
Wait… you’re dad routinely walks in on you having sex? I pretty sure that isn’t something to be proud of.
UPDATE: Well I’d just like to report back to all of you here that I think my earlier concerns were misplaced; as a result of the events of last night I no longer think my son has a secret girlfriend. However, the possibility of him not having had one is slim due to factors stated earlier, but as a result of last night I am convinced that they had stopped seeing each other. Maybe now my son may turn back to the light of the Lord.
What happened last night that makes me so sure of this, you ask? Well, as I stated earlier I had concucted a cunning trap to catch his mistress in the act. I had stated to him that me and my wife were to attend a West End Musical for the entire night (I live in England if you’re confused as to what this is), and that I thought he was now old enough to look after the house himself, so we would leave him home alone.
If this was not enough to bait him into inviting his girlfriend over in of itself, I cunningly replaced his magazine and ‘accidently’ left a pack of condoms on the bathroom shelf in plain view; I felt assured that these actions would lure his mistress to the house by lieu of him inviting her.
However, the West End Musical was a lie. Instead my wife had gone to her friend’s house, and I was to meet her at an upper class resteraunt sometime later after I had found and confronted the immoral wench. So after we had both ‘left’ for the Musical, I instead returned to my camoflauged hide in the garden and set up a watch upon the drive for any signs of the harlot. It did not take long until I sighted several figures entering the drive.
However, I was relieved to see that it was not some immoral wench entering my house, but rather my son’s good friends Ed and Justin, who he had obviously invited over for a sleepover or something. Satisfied that my son was indeed pure and had not broken his promise to me, I snuck out of the drive and to the resteraunt. I feel bad for doubting him previously now.
[quote]schaffer29 wrote:
I cunningly replaced his magazine and ‘accidently’ left a pack of condoms on the bathroom shelf in plain view;It did not take long until I sighted several figures entering the drive.
However, I was relieved to see that it was not some immoral wench entering my house, but rather my son’s good friends Ed and Justin, who he had obviously invited over for a sleepover or something…[/quote]
So, your son’s “friends” Ed and Justin came over.
When yo got home that night, were all the condoms used up?
Come on people!!! This whole string of posts has been floating around the interwebz for a while now. This is as original a story as “Shrek, the Musical”.
DB
[quote]schaffer29 wrote:
UPDATE: Well I’d just like to report back to all of you here that I think my earlier concerns were misplaced; as a result of the events of last night I no longer think my son has a secret girlfriend. However, the possibility of him not having had one is slim due to factors stated earlier, but as a result of last night I am convinced that they had stopped seeing each other. Maybe now my son may turn back to the light of the Lord.
What happened last night that makes me so sure of this, you ask? Well, as I stated earlier I had concucted a cunning trap to catch his mistress in the act. I had stated to him that me and my wife were to attend a West End Musical for the entire night (I live in England if you’re confused as to what this is), and that I thought he was now old enough to look after the house himself, so we would leave him home alone.
If this was not enough to bait him into inviting his girlfriend over in of itself, I cunningly replaced his magazine and ‘accidently’ left a pack of condoms on the bathroom shelf in plain view; I felt assured that these actions would lure his mistress to the house by lieu of him inviting her.
However, the West End Musical was a lie. Instead my wife had gone to her friend’s house, and I was to meet her at an upper class resteraunt sometime later after I had found and confronted the immoral wench. So after we had both ‘left’ for the Musical, I instead returned to my camoflauged hide in the garden and set up a watch upon the drive for any signs of the harlot. It did not take long until I sighted several figures entering the drive.
However, I was relieved to see that it was not some immoral wench entering my house, but rather my son’s good friends Ed and Justin, who he had obviously invited over for a sleepover or something. Satisfied that my son was indeed pure and had not broken his promise to me, I snuck out of the drive and to the resteraunt. I feel bad for doubting him previously now.[/quote]
LOL
[quote]schaffer29 wrote:
UPDATE: Well I’d just like to report back to all of you here that I think my earlier concerns were misplaced; as a result of the events of last night I no longer think my son has a secret girlfriend. However, the possibility of him not having had one is slim due to factors stated earlier, but as a result of last night I am convinced that they had stopped seeing each other. Maybe now my son may turn back to the light of the Lord.
What happened last night that makes me so sure of this, you ask? Well, as I stated earlier I had concucted a cunning trap to catch his mistress in the act. I had stated to him that me and my wife were to attend a West End Musical for the entire night (I live in England if you’re confused as to what this is), and that I thought he was now old enough to look after the house himself, so we would leave him home alone.
If this was not enough to bait him into inviting his girlfriend over in of itself, I cunningly replaced his magazine and ‘accidently’ left a pack of condoms on the bathroom shelf in plain view; I felt assured that these actions would lure his mistress to the house by lieu of him inviting her.
However, the West End Musical was a lie. Instead my wife had gone to her friend’s house, and I was to meet her at an upper class resteraunt sometime later after I had found and confronted the immoral wench. So after we had both ‘left’ for the Musical, I instead returned to my camoflauged hide in the garden and set up a watch upon the drive for any signs of the harlot. It did not take long until I sighted several figures entering the drive.
However, I was relieved to see that it was not some immoral wench entering my house, but rather my son’s good friends Ed and Justin, who he had obviously invited over for a sleepover or something. Satisfied that my son was indeed pure and had not broken his promise to me, I snuck out of the drive and to the resteraunt. I feel bad for doubting him previously now.[/quote]
Oh, it was just a couple of boys he had over. No need to look for teeth marks on your boy’s penis.
[quote]Ratchet wrote:
imhungry wrote:
He’s a witch!!
BURN HIM!!!
x2 monty python FTW
I can’t remember the quote about weight compared to a rock…[/quote]
What floats?..very small rocks.
HA
1st time seeing any story like this.
HA !
[quote]schaffer29 wrote:
UPDATE: Well I’d just like to report back to all of you here that I think my earlier concerns were misplaced; as a result of the events of last night I no longer think my son has a secret girlfriend. However, the possibility of him not having had one is slim due to factors stated earlier, but as a result of last night I am convinced that they had stopped seeing each other. Maybe now my son may turn back to the light of the Lord.
What happened last night that makes me so sure of this, you ask? Well, as I stated earlier I had concucted a cunning trap to catch his mistress in the act. I had stated to him that me and my wife were to attend a West End Musical for the entire night (I live in England if you’re confused as to what this is), and that I thought he was now old enough to look after the house himself, so we would leave him home alone.
If this was not enough to bait him into inviting his girlfriend over in of itself, I cunningly replaced his magazine and ‘accidently’ left a pack of condoms on the bathroom shelf in plain view; I felt assured that these actions would lure his mistress to the house by lieu of him inviting her.
However, the West End Musical was a lie. Instead my wife had gone to her friend’s house, and I was to meet her at an upper class resteraunt sometime later after I had found and confronted the immoral wench. So after we had both ‘left’ for the Musical, I instead returned to my camoflauged hide in the garden and set up a watch upon the drive for any signs of the harlot. It did not take long until I sighted several figures entering the drive.
However, I was relieved to see that it was not some immoral wench entering my house, but rather my son’s good friends Ed and Justin, who he had obviously invited over for a sleepover or something. Satisfied that my son was indeed pure and had not broken his promise to me, I snuck out of the drive and to the resteraunt. I feel bad for doubting him previously now.[/quote]
A few points:
I think it may have been an all male menage a trois…but you’re right, he definitely doesnt have a girlfriend!
Then again that may not be totally true, because sometimes the one who is on the bottom may be considered the girl, so Ed or Justin just might be his girlfriend.