My whole world is a lie…
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Nah. Just your microbial ecosystem.
…well what else is there? Aren’t we just microbials to a higher organism we can not perceive (sorry, been listening to a lot of Rush lately)
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It gets worse. Whales are not real
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Wheels within wheels in a spiral array, a pattern so grand and complex…
So what the fuck did I see at the whaling museum?
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Exactly what they wanted you to see.
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so, whales?
Why are there toilet seat covers? Is it only as a shock and awe tactic for those dumpers who get a kick out of knowing someone is going uncover their shame? Knowing that the entire population feels a sense of dread when they walk into a cubical and see a toilet seat that is down?
I would like to know if you can actually suffocate someone with a pillow or it just makes for dramatic TV/cinema.
This is probably easily searchable but I am too paranoid to do it just incase someone I know gets killed like that and then I’d become suspect number one because I searched for it.
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Have tried, might work after a long time but it’s probably the worst way to do it if you wanted.
Other party was up for the experiment, not a monster lol
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It’s possible. There was a case in China a while ago where a man murdered his wife that way
@alex44938 do your parents like to share gruesome stories with you? Ie this person got murdered on that street
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Dude, you’ve just exposed yourself in exactly that way! AND I’m a mandated reporter, so if anyone anywhere gets suffocated by a pillow and I find out about it, I’m required to report that it may have been you! (“Hello, police? Yes, I believe strongmangoals may be the murderer you’re looking for.”)
The second thing I will say is that my brother has performed that particular experiment on me (without my consent) and while I didn’t die, it was exceptionally unpleasant. I believe it would be possible with enough time and with an attacker much stronger than the victim.
Like probably isn’t the correct word, but yes. Not really a filter
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They were also okay with me watching WWII dramas with my grandparents
and have you seen the cartoon 喜羊羊与灰太狼?
Nah I never watched that lol
In general though, they have a strange cognitive dissonance with some things
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Yes. My parents are very conservative when it comes to physical relationships, but recommended for me to watch “the wolf of Wall Street” when I mentioned that I was interested in investing (I was in 6th grade) 
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My theory is that the added context of what I posted, that wouldn’t appear in a search, plus my overall gentle demeanor across this forum would be enough to demonstrate my innocence.
The list of people ready to turn me in is getting a little long for my liking though…
Why? Is there a nice reward?
I could use a few K. I mean, who can’t?
No reward. It seems having me locked up would be a intrinsic reward haha