I had a buddy of mine whose neighbor had an orange dodge charger with a racing strip and a “Hemi 5.1” on it.
My buddy’s response was to spraypaint his 1980s Buick “something” pumpkin orange, put on his own racing stripe, and write “Hemi 5.2” on the side.
We were all sad when that car eventually died.
That car was dead long before it stopped running.
I’ve wondered how quickly ants could travel if they were human sized. Sometimes I see those darker, and smaller ants that already move really quickly at their tiny size, and I’m wondering how that would translate if they were much MUCH bigger.
It would be like Starship Troopers.
Clip for reference.
Picnics would no longer exist as we know them.
I’m deathly afraid of spiders so I’ve also wondered how that would go down too. Starship troopers always scared me a bit when I watched it with my dad lol.
I used to watch this anime called TERRAFORMARS. Which was about these humanoid roaches that were pretty much roaches, but were the size of humans and had mutated to somewhat look like us.
Their roach abilities were enhanced a lot as they were now bigger, and one of them was their speed. I’m talking runaway train type of fast.
It’s hard to extrapolate the real life effects beyond just the scalar difference, but I imagine it would be a lot like the clip above, but worse.
I wonder what would happen if their brain function increased by the same scale. Then we’d really be just a bunch of slow, tender snacks!
Ha! You said snacks and it reminded of something.
I must say when it comes to other things describing humans, Venom is my favorite, since he says we humans have “so many sacs.” lol.
And any other show that describes us as walking bags of meat lol.
So you’re a TWD fan, I’m guessing?
Not a die hard fan, but yes I do like it
I’m just gonna say it. Glory holes. I just don’t get. I don’t get it to such a degree that I am more convinced of them not being a thing than being a thing but I can’t say for sure because people be crazy.
Now, the thing that really gets me is if people are really into that sort of thing and can somehow get to the point where it is going to happen, how do they get over the thought of the person on the other end cutting their old fella off? That’s the only thing that would be going through my mind in that situation… “Your dick’s gonna get cut off. You’re dicks gonna get cut off. Your dicks gonna get cut off…”
That does seem as likely as “lovingly fellated.” 50/50!
Had to fix for accuracy.
A mouth’s a mouth bro
Thank you for providing me with my new favourite gif.
I can even provide you with a scientific study to prove they’re apparently a thing.
Saw that and a lot of even funnier studies featured by someone on his IG.
Does anyone really know how the word “niche” is pronounced? I barely hear any two people pronounce it the same way…
Neesh
This got me thinking about the many times I read words with the wrong pronunciation in my head, never hear them properly pronounced and then went on to look stupid when using them in conversation.
Like saying…
Chipottle instead of Chipotle.
I know I’ve been burned by this a few times but that’s the only one I can recall
Rhymes with bitch
