Things You Get Crap For

[quote]silverhydra wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Leaving my shaker in the sink
Leaving more than one Jacket out of the closet at once
Not putting my laundry in the bag
Letting the dog wake me up in the morning
Not being nice to my MIL
Not doing my dishes
Empty diet coke cans on my passenger side floor
messy car in general
the general disarray of my bed stand

I could go on for awhile, I’m married.
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I never saw the MIL acronym before, but when I read ‘Not being nice to my’ I instinctively said Mother-In-Law.

Oh boy I just can’t wait to get one of my own [/quote]

I question the sexuality of anyone who gets along with their MIL. Or the fact they just might be fucking them…

[quote]TrainerDude wrote:

For riding my Harley without a helmet (PUH-LEEZE leave me alone people!) I know the risks.

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This is the only stupid thing in this entire thread. But you know the risks, and it’s your life so I couldn’t really care less- it just seems so contradicting to everything else you do…

EDIT: Plus I just saw you had a pic in the sexy bike thread with a helmet on. Yous a liar! haha

Telling my friends and dudes smaller than me to throw their shit in the trash and not litter.
Doing my own dishes but not the silverware.
Trying to slip it in her butthole. I’ll never give up.
Driving my car till the gas gauge is below empty. Every time. And never filling it up.
Questioning strangers when what they say makes zero sense.
Pissing outdoors instead of holding it. (not in city areas, but parks and bushes)
Taking solo backpacking vacations in places like the Rockies and desert mountains out West.

I now live with my gf on weekends. There’s plenty more stupid shit that annoys her.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]silverhydra wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Leaving my shaker in the sink
Leaving more than one Jacket out of the closet at once
Not putting my laundry in the bag
Letting the dog wake me up in the morning
Not being nice to my MIL
Not doing my dishes
Empty diet coke cans on my passenger side floor
messy car in general
the general disarray of my bed stand

I could go on for awhile, I’m married.
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I never saw the MIL acronym before, but when I read ‘Not being nice to my’ I instinctively said Mother-In-Law.

Oh boy I just can’t wait to get one of my own [/quote]

I question the sexuality of anyone who gets along with their MIL. Or the fact they just might be fucking them…[/quote]

Never, never ever, would I be getting down with my MIL.

Things I get shit about.

-Leaving my shoes in a row under my side of the bed
-Taking too long in the crapper (at home AND work)
-Still being a devout U of M fan
-Leaving notes on my supps in the work fridge
-Turning down lunch invites because I always have my own

and

-having nearly triple the amount of laundry of a standard dude. AM workout gear, work clothes, PM workout gear, post shower clothes… At least 4 days a week ads up. That’s probably the thing I get crap for the most.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Funny,you guys get crap for playing video games but I get crap for not owning a console. Also,I get the most crap for wearing A/X and cologne. Its like if I dont wear crap from Goodwill,im a douche.[/quote]

What is A/X? Sorry I’m over the 35 hump and getting into the old and grumpy stage of life.[/quote]
Armani Exchange. Its just a trendier,abit pricey clothing store.

[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
not to bust your balls, but if you were my friend i’d give you shit about wearing a/x too. i have nothing against designer clothes, just wear a good designer.[/quote]
Beilive me,Id gladly trade A/X for Diesel or H&M if Houston had those stores. I rarely rock the A/X anymore anyway,its more like Energize,FCUK,and Zara. Atleast its not Ed Hardy!

Armani Exchange might be full of nice clothes that fit right and whatnot, but I dont’ want to look like the guy at, I don’t know, EVERY liquor store/gas station in San Diego.

Call me crazy.

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Funny,you guys get crap for playing video games but I get crap for not owning a console. Also,I get the most crap for wearing A/X and cologne. Its like if I dont wear crap from Goodwill,im a douche.[/quote]

What is A/X? Sorry I’m over the 35 hump and getting into the old and grumpy stage of life.[/quote]
Armani Exchange. Its just a trendier,abit pricey clothing store.[/quote]

Lol, I thought you were talking about axe body spray. That shit sucks.

Not putting my shoes away when I walk in the door/a laundry room full of heels.

Wearing heels and a skirt every day, rarely pants (a/k/a “dressin’ hooch”).

Drinking a ton of water.

Not minding a messy house.

Not having a messy desk.

Having an Extremely Messy Car.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]silverhydra wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Leaving my shaker in the sink
Leaving more than one Jacket out of the closet at once
Not putting my laundry in the bag
Letting the dog wake me up in the morning
Not being nice to my MIL
Not doing my dishes
Empty diet coke cans on my passenger side floor
messy car in general
the general disarray of my bed stand

I could go on for awhile, I’m married.
[/quote]

I never saw the MIL acronym before, but when I read ‘Not being nice to my’ I instinctively said Mother-In-Law.

Oh boy I just can’t wait to get one of my own [/quote]

I question the sexuality of anyone who gets along with their MIL. Or the fact they just might be fucking them…[/quote]

Never, never ever, would I be getting down with my MIL.

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^Famous last words…

My wife looks like she is going to age like her aunt, and my SIL looks like my MIL. Fucking score on that one.

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

Questioning strangers when what they say makes zero sense.
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I get crap for this every now and then, really confuses me as to why.

So if something says something completely wrong and illogical, I can’t mention anything?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Wearing heels and a skirt every day, rarely pants (a/k/a “dressin’ hooch”).

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Hmmmm… I encourage more skirts… Especially the gray ones with those knee high leather “hooker” boots with heals…

Good Lawd!

[quote]silverhydra wrote:

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

Questioning strangers when what they say makes zero sense.
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I get crap for this every now and then, really confuses me as to why.

So if something says something completely wrong and illogical, I can’t mention anything?[/quote]

Happens alot when someone’s trying to justify overcharging me or explaining the lack of an expected service which has been paid for.

-Being short
-Disliking inefficiency
-Disliking Ikea

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
-Being short
-Disliking inefficiency
-Disliking Ikea[/quote]
Wtf? Whats wrong with IKEA? I just broke my drawer,I would normally be mad but it finally gave me an excuse to to to IKEA.

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
The manager at my college gym periodically walks behind me muttering about “meatheads training with low reps don’t know what they’re doing”. It should be noted she’s obese and snacks on nature valley bars and bagels.[/quote]

This strikes me as really strange for some reason. I don’t know why.

But the only thing I ever really get crap for is from the serving people for eating so gosh-darned much in the dining commons. [/quote]

Haha, when I had to eat at the dining hall, I’d have to come back for thirds because they’d never just give me a bigger serving.[/quote]

Lol. Yeah. They never give large enough portions, so I end up going back again and again. And by the time they figure out I eat a lot, and give me larger portions, I’m pretty close to full.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Wearing heels and a skirt every day, rarely pants (a/k/a “dressin’ hooch”).

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Hmmmm… I encourage more skirts… Especially the gray ones with those knee high leather “hooker” boots with heals…

Good Lawd![/quote]

Sort of like these

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Wearing heels and a skirt every day, rarely pants (a/k/a “dressin’ hooch”).

[/quote]

Hmmmm… I encourage more skirts… Especially the gray ones with those knee high leather “hooker” boots with heals…

Good Lawd![/quote]

Sort of like these[/quote]

Pumps her own gas? please

my last gf thought it was creepy that i capped my own supplements

also, going on solo backpacking vacations to colombia

not owning a tv (i caved recently)

-looking intense while engaging in any activity worth while.

-looking “creepy” or “intimidating” the rest of the time

-(common one) being picky about food

-not talking to people I don’t like

-laughing too loudly