Things That Scare You in the Gym

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
Ok I got a fucked up story that had a pretty big impact on me.

Was walking down the line of elipticals/treadmils to get on one for some cardio, and I was following maybe 6-7 feet behind this girl. She was pretty attractive from behind, nice ass, tan skin, kinda short. Anyway, I’m just mindlessly walking behind her, until I see something white poke out from the back of the right leg of her shorts.

At first I thought it was some kind of tag places in a weird/fancy way because they were pretty short shorts, but then a couple steps later it fell out. I don’t exactly know what it is, but it was white, resembled some kind of paper towel/disposable material, and was looked to be soaked in fucking blood.

I’ve spent a long time trying to figure out exactly what the fuck fell out of her shorts, and I keep coming back to some kind of bloody tampon/pad. I was pretty scared and disgusted at the time. She noticed but kept on going, because whose going to stop and pick up their own bloody rag in the middle of a busy college rec?

It didn’t have a string I could see as I walked over it, so I don’t think it was a tampon, but looked too small to be a maxi-pad or something. Luckily I never saw this girls face, so I don’t really know who she is, but yuck.

That scared me in the gym.

ha ha, it was a butt plug, and “she” was your boyfriend.[/quote]

I was trying to keep WS4JB’s idendity secret, but thanks CB

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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
OMG WTF CAM! I hate you for telling that story, fuck!!! pukes[/quote]

yah dude, wtf haha

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[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:

I was trying to keep WS4JB’s idendity secret, but thanks CB[/quote]

lol…

I’m honestly surprised that shit didn’t stink the joint up to high heaven.

Just keep earning red wings and you get used to that site. Put down a towel and go to town, just don’t ever, evereverever look down.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
and great mats!

All I need is some pearljam and a few FASB pronouncements and I might just get some.[/quote]

Got some if you need it.

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Anytime I see someone near me benching what seems like to much weight I will stop what im doing incase they drop the weigh on themselves.I cringe anytime I see someone having a seizure while trying to get the bar up then they go for another.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
and great mats!

All I need is some pearljam and a few FASB pronouncements and I might just get some.

Got some if you need it. [/quote]

Can we switch out the pearljam though? I honestly only used it to lure you in. But if its a deal breaker, I’m okay with it.

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The squat rack with the built-in dips bar which is built into the pull-up bar with a ladder leading up to it. I’m not talking about the neutral-grip pull-up bar. It says on the squat rack that it’s a dips bar.
Scary as fuck to do belt dips up there.

Also, the 60 year old skinny lady who does so many assisted chin-ups that it’s fucking cardio.

PS- I was full of shit about the death dips bar. Wouldn’t that be scary though?

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[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
The squat rack with the built-in dips bar which is built into the pull-up bar with a ladder leading up to it. I’m not talking about the neutral-grip pull-up bar. It says on the squat rack that it’s a dips bar.
Scary as fuck to do belt dips up there.

Also, the 60 year old skinny lady who does so many assisted chin-ups that it’s fucking cardio.

PS- I was full of shit about the death dips bar. Wouldn’t that be scary though?[/quote]

Obscure mythical equipment explanation fail.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
and great mats!

All I need is some pearljam and a few FASB pronouncements and I might just get some.

Got some if you need it.

Can we switch out the pearljam though? I honestly only used it to lure you in. But if its a deal breaker, I’m okay with it.[/quote]

Deal breaker. I was quoting PJ.

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I’m scared of bears if they are doing sprints or sled-pulls. The last thing I want to see is a bear that can outrun me!

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Im always looking over my shoulder for Kevin Bacon…

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[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
Im always looking over my shoulder for Kevin Bacon…[/quote]

Doesn’t matter if you look, he might be invisible.

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why’s everyone gots a problem with me in the gym? I wont hurt u unless u get in mah way…

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[quote]BigDaddyT wrote:
I’m scared of bears if they are doing sprints or sled-pulls. The last thing I want to see is a bear that can outrun me![/quote]

I’m pretty sure all non-injured bears in the world can outrun you as it is.

I mean…they’re fuckin bears.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
bears.

if there are bears in the gym i am leaving.[/quote]

That was fuckin funny, i lold

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[quote]Mutu wrote:
BigDaddyT wrote:
I’m scared of bears if they are doing sprints or sled-pulls. The last thing I want to see is a bear that can outrun me!

I’m pretty sure all non-injured bears in the world can outrun you as it is.

I mean…they’re fuckin bears. [/quote]

HAHA Beat me to it, bears run 35mph for short periods, the worlds fastest man can only run in the mid 20’s, the moral if a bear chases you better be faster than who ever you’re with.

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I dont know guys I’m pretty sure he couldnt do 35mph. I’d be scared to let him spot my squat though.

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[quote]yardbird wrote:
I dont know guys I’m pretty sure he couldnt do 35mph. I’d be scared to let him spot my squat though.[/quote]

Im pretty sure hes a bear in disguise

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homos.

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[quote]yardbird wrote:
I dont know guys I’m pretty sure he couldnt do 35mph. I’d be scared to let him spot my squat though.[/quote]

That picture is disturbing, the unbuttoned fly pushes it over the edge.