knowing that you’re probably bigger than me but i’m stronger than you, faster than you, have more endurance.
and I can kick your ass.
Ahhh the joys of jiujitsu and muay thai (and Pekiti Tersia Stickfighting)
Pulling a pair of pants from the dryer and noticing how baggy they’ve become (except of course for the crotch region). Soon I will be an FFB.
Metal \m/
New clothes. Brooks Brothers was giving away the freakin’ store this weekend (and they had “big” sizes). Woo-Hoooooo!!!
Powda, you hard ass T-Mag trainer you brought a good chuckle out of me this afternoon. You have played that situation out well, bravo!
[quote]Elkhntr1 wrote:
Powda, you hard ass T-Mag trainer you brought a good chuckle out of me this afternoon. You have played that situation out well, bravo![/quote]
LOL thanks…I’m going to be posting some MORE pics in about 2 weeks when I’m done with the Waterbury Program.
Letting out a fart in an elevator and blaming it on the other guy.
The laughter gives my abs a good workout.
Last night at my gym there was a guy doing Olympic power lifts with a coach. Watching him execute such complex lifts with insane amounts of weight made me way more exited to be there. (Normally there are just several dozen guys doing bicep curls.)
Coffee. Specifically, Starbucks coffee. Not just the regular coffee, but the ones that are really just dessert masked as coffee. The Caramel Machiatto. The White Chocolate Mocha. And my new favorite, the Peppermint Mocha (complete with whipped cream and little red sprinkles on top).
The raucous combination of sugar, fat and caffeine is simply unmatched anywhere on earth. I’ve been saying it for a long time now: “It just . . . makes you happy.” 
(Oh yeah, and sex is good too).
[quote]Damici wrote:
(Oh yeah, and sex is good too).[/quote]
What is this sex thing you speak of? Where can I get it?
Having a pump so massive that small children flee as a I walk down the streets.
But seriously, having a great pump, especially in the lower body makes me feel like a million bucks. I look like I grew 10lbs of muscle and that reminds me of what I could be. It makes me hungry for iron.
With legs, I get more pleasure from my numbers increasing rather than a physical pump.
-Matt
…never using collars or spotter and then getting stuck on bench and letting the weights loudly drop all over the place
[quote]Dr_Feelgood wrote:
…never using collars or spotter and then getting stuck on bench and letting the weights loudly drop all over the place[/quote]
be a man:
-drop it on your chest
-Roll it down your torso, over your crotch (Good form of contraception) onto your quads then get up and pick it up.
[quote]tiffy wrote:
Listening to NIN before I go lift weights always gets me properly pissed off to challenge myself.[/quote]
I’m more of a fan of razed in black during the workout. NIN is too i dunno, passe.
As a FFB looking at your old pants that are 3 or 4 sizes larger than the pants you are currently wearing. Oh and looking at yourself in the mirror and seeing some muscle definition where all you saw before was disgusting fat.
[quote]eawhite wrote:
As a FFB looking at your old pants that are 3 or 4 sizes larger than the pants you are currently wearing. Oh and looking at yourself in the mirror and seeing some muscle definition where all you saw before was disgusting fat.[/quote]
Amen.
You know, what puts me in a good mood is: before leaving for work, having a wonderful ab training session by vigorously banging my hot girlfriend for at least 45 minutes (gotta get up a bit earlier than normal for this) and then, while my abs are burning like crazy and she is still dazed a bit, get into my work clothes and drive like an asshole all the way to work and get there 2 minutes late. Then I smile and think “everyone else is single or was too drunk to remember the whore they bought last night”. Sex that requires her to wear a hardhat and mouthpiece is going to make you feel good too.
[quote]assenvy wrote:
be a man:
-drop it on your chest
-Roll it down your torso, over your crotch (Good form of contraception) onto your quads then get up and pick it up.
[/quote]
I would, but it happens every set. I guess I’m just not manly-man enough.
Seeing someone you havent seen in a while. A buddy, a girl, a friend, it doesnt matter. Shaking their hand, giving them a hug, and sincerly saying,“how the fuck are You…”
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Seeing a “skinny” kid slap 4 plates on a squat bar and wondering how the HELL can he squat 405 when I weigh 2 times what he does and I only squat 500x1… then he backs out (almost falling backward) and (you know what’s coming) procedes to do 1/25 squats. My protractor was at home in my desk but I’m guessing 7 degress of movement! Whew!
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When the kid next to me at the other power rack loads an olympic bar with 95lbs. and just waiting for him to start his curls but then snatches it overhead and does perfect overhead squats! I just love when I am disapointed in someone and they prove me wrong.