[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
New Think I Hate: postholedigger and his awesome skills at giving women the sex…[/quote]
I kid you, with love. 
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
Bringing this thread back on track -
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 women in the queue outside the door, while the men’s room has exactly zero people in line. [/quote]
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 men int he queue outside the door, while the women’s room has exactly zero people in line.
Seriously…this happens way too often in DC…too much cock here…trade ya?
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
New Think I Hate: postholedigger and his awesome skills at giving women the sex…[/quote]
I kid you, with love. :p[/quote]
And now I need new pants…you’re just that good 
I am pissed off that I get pissed off when I’m pissed off about being pissed off on absolutely nothing.
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
Bringing this thread back on track -
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 women in the queue outside the door, while the men’s room has exactly zero people in line. [/quote]
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 men int he queue outside the door, while the women’s room has exactly zero people in line.
Seriously…this happens way too often in DC…too much cock here…trade ya?[/quote]
It’s because there are too many Democrat males in DC. They have to sit to pee.
The word in Yiddish for these men is “sitzpinklers.”
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]
Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]
Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence. [/quote]
Leave it to a Canadian to ruin a good thing…
I kid…[/quote]
You should have said I hate Canadians ruining my fun.
I hate having to do all the work. :PPPPPPPPP[/quote]
I usually think that when I get a elbow in the back of my helmet while I’m in front of the other team’s net… Damn sneaky Canadians. ;)[/quote]
We Canadians get annoyed when Americans slam the back of their heads into our elbows.
It hurts you know. 
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
Bringing this thread back on track -
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 women in the queue outside the door, while the men’s room has exactly zero people in line. [/quote]
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 men int he queue outside the door, while the women’s room has exactly zero people in line.
Seriously…this happens way too often in DC…too much cock here…trade ya?[/quote]
It’s because there are too many Democrat males in DC. They have to sit to pee.
The word in Yiddish for these men is “sitzpinklers.”[/quote]
Or too many republicans with prostate issues holding up the line!
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
The fact that all the weird people in my town seem attracted to me. In the last week alone I’ve had:
-Some old guy scream at me (or maybe just screaming) as he passed me on his bike.
-Some 50kg kid obviously try to steal a bike in front of me and then give me the “fuck you” stare.
-Some weird 45-ish woman dressed in a ganguro style ( http://www.google.com/search?q=ganguro&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1390&bih=583 ) ask me a question and then scream, “You don’t know anything, do you.” when she realized I’m not Japanese. I was also annoyed that she just kept repeating, “amazing, amazing” after I answered her question anyway. (this actually happened outside my little town, so perhaps it’s not a perfect fit)
-Some guy with crazy, crazy eyes giving me the staredown.
-Some guy wearing a helmet and carrying what appears to be all his worldly possessions saying hello to me.
-Some guy (Japanese) at the “dollar store” try to speak to me in German.
Also, earlier this month:
-some dude riding a moped slowed down as he passed me and screamed at me in English, “HERRO, HERRO!”
-Some guy try to run after me to give me a bag of chips…I tried ignoring him and he followed me for a good while.
That’s all I can think of now… but this shit is starting to piss me off.[/quote]
If you hate it so much, why do you live there?
[/quote]
lol, moving next week (a fun GW, I know). Anyway, I don’t “hate it,” this is a thread about things that piss you off and this particular place seems to be overfull with the crazies.
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
[quote]Tyrant wrote:
Trying to open cereal boxes. What are they using on them, superglue? Because every time I try to pull the top open in a fashion that I can use the stupid little tab to close it, the damn thing rips right off. EVERY, SINGLE TIME. Doesn’t matter what brand I buy either…
I also hate how thin carbonated beverage can walls have gotten. I clearly remember as a kid (15 years ago or so) taking a coke can and hurling it as high as I could into the air 5-10 time before it would even leak. 3 TIMES in the last year I’ve dropped a can from waist height, and it cracks open, then starts spinning like a top and spewing coke everywhere. Once I was carrying a 12 back BY THE CARRYING HANDLE, and the cardboard rips, a can flies out, and explodes. I was fucking livid.
[/quote]
Dude every fucking product out there right now is a piece of shit:
-McDonalds thread-thin takeaway bags that rip the moment you try to get into it, spilling your fries everywhere…plus you can’t put the trash back into it and throw it away neatly so I like to just drive by and throw it in their parking lot
-Single ply toilet paper at public restrooms…for fucks sake…not only does it rip with the slightest effort but they also lock it away in those damn burglar proof toilet paper roll holders that make it twice as hard to get to…are they afraid someone is going to steal their shitty ass toilet paper? I like to use 3x as much as I need and then rip the holder off the wall for good measure…cheap bastards
SEND THEM A CLEAR MESSAGE BY LEAVING AN “UPPER DECKER”
-The front bumper on my Impala has a huge gash in it…from what do you ask? A fucking STICK…not a metal rod, not a crowbar or an arrow, but a fucking stick…as in I parked too close to a pile of tree limbs and one of them caught and snagged and ripped a hole IN MY FUCKING CAR…piece…of…shit
I also hate tools and electronics items that come in impossible to open plastic containers…you have to have a god damned machete to break into those mother fuckers (which really sucks if you are just buying a machete that is in one!)
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY, JUST WAIT TIL YOU HAVE KIDS. THE PACKAGING ON ALL TOYS ARE LIKE FORT KNOX. I KEEP PLIERS, WIRE CUTTERS & SCREW DRIVERS BY MY SIDE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.
People that says “doctors” when they have to go to the “doctor”…its not plural dumbass, you aren’t going to more than one…oh you say its possessive (doctor’s office)? well you don’t say you are going to the “dentist’s”…idiot
Interchanging “then” and “than”…I don’t know what kinda accent ya’ll talk with, but where I’m from these two words sound nothing alike and I have no idea how people manage to fuck it up so often while typing them…
People that stand on an escalator or the moving WALKways at the airport…there is no greater form of laziness…if you don’t have a 50 pound bag in tow, your ass better be walking up that fucking thing or you will get my size 15 boot right up your derriere
Waiters that put lemon in your water without asking…I asked for a fucking water you jackwagon…if I had wanted a lemonade i would have ordered it…[/quote]
(I’M USING CAPS TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN YOUR THOUGHTS AND MINE. I’M NOT “INTERNET YELLING”.
[quote]tonypluto wrote:
Right now
It’s not the actual walking to the gym in the rain at 4:30 am
It’s the smart ass comments my dad makes about my walking to the gym through the rain at 4:30 am.
My dad is an asshole
and he loves to leak his shitty opinion all over you.
My Dad pisses me off.[/quote]
Move out. You and your dad will become best buds.
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
Bringing this thread back on track -
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 women in the queue outside the door, while the men’s room has exactly zero people in line. [/quote]
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 men int he queue outside the door, while the women’s room has exactly zero people in line.
Seriously…this happens way too often in DC…too much cock here…trade ya?[/quote]
It’s because there are too many Democrat males in DC. They have to sit to pee.
The word in Yiddish for these men is “sitzpinklers.”[/quote]
Or too many republicans with prostate issues holding up the line![/quote]
That’s just the Republican senators. A bigger group of useless fucks I’ve never seen.
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
Bringing this thread back on track -
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 women in the queue outside the door, while the men’s room has exactly zero people in line. [/quote]
Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 men int he queue outside the door, while the women’s room has exactly zero people in line.
Seriously…this happens way too often in DC…too much cock here…trade ya?[/quote]
It’s because there are too many Democrat males in DC. They have to sit to pee.
The word in Yiddish for these men is “sitzpinklers.”[/quote]
Or too many republicans with prostate issues holding up the line![/quote]
Ummm… I think these guys have different “prostate issues”
I hate when a beginner ask a question on this site and everyone feels the need to flame them and be rude.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]
Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]
Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence. [/quote]
Leave it to a Canadian to ruin a good thing…
I kid…[/quote]
You should have said I hate Canadians ruining my fun.
I hate having to do all the work. :PPPPPPPPP[/quote]
I usually think that when I get a elbow in the back of my helmet while I’m in front of the other team’s net… Damn sneaky Canadians. ;)[/quote]
We Canadians get annoyed when Americans slam the back of their heads into our elbows.
It hurts you know. :([/quote]
lol, I hate it when Canada thinks its not the 51st state.
[quote]jj77 wrote:
I hate when a beginner ask a question on this site and everyone feels the need to flame them and be rude. [/quote]
Beginner questions posted in the beginner section should be flame free. Anywhere else, it’s open season. That’s just my opinion.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Stan Darsh wrote:
people with hats on anytime of the year. Especially hipsters who wear wool hats in the summer.
Drawn on eyebrows/tattooed on eyebrows
How the fatter some chicks get the smaller the cloths they buy.
Dry steak
Never seen my abs aka lifetime fatty[/quote]
Have you considered trying a smaller shirt?
[/quote]
Does that really work???!!! plans shopping trip
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]
Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]
Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence. [/quote]
Leave it to a Canadian to ruin a good thing…
I kid…[/quote]
You should have said I hate Canadians ruining my fun.
I hate having to do all the work. :PPPPPPPPP[/quote]
I usually think that when I get a elbow in the back of my helmet while I’m in front of the other team’s net… Damn sneaky Canadians. ;)[/quote]
We Canadians get annoyed when Americans slam the back of their heads into our elbows.
It hurts you know. :([/quote]
Then why do they laugh as they skate away???
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]
Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]
Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence. [/quote]
Leave it to a Canadian to ruin a good thing…
I kid…[/quote]
You should have said I hate Canadians ruining my fun.
I hate having to do all the work. :PPPPPPPPP[/quote]
I usually think that when I get a elbow in the back of my helmet while I’m in front of the other team’s net… Damn sneaky Canadians. ;)[/quote]
We Canadians get annoyed when Americans slam the back of their heads into our elbows.
It hurts you know. :([/quote]
Then why do they laugh as they skate away??? :P[/quote]
That’s where the funny bone is.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
I usually think that when I get a elbow in the back of my helmet while I’m in front of the other team’s net… Damn sneaky Canadians. ;)[/quote]
We Canadians get annoyed when Americans slam the back of their heads into our elbows.
It hurts you know. :([/quote]
Then why do they laugh as they skate away??? :P[/quote]
That’s where the funny bone is.[/quote]
Well, I watch for them now… I’m going to test my “funny bone” on them