Things That Piss You Off

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[quote]jj77 wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]

Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]

Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence.:stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

Leave it to a Canadian to ruin a good thing…

I kid…[/quote]

You should have said I hate Canadians ruining my fun.

I hate having to do all the work. :PPPPPPPPP[/quote]

I usually think that when I get a elbow in the back of my helmet while I’m in front of the other team’s net… Damn sneaky Canadians. ;)[/quote]

We Canadians get annoyed when Americans slam the back of their heads into our elbows.
It hurts you know. :([/quote]

lol, I hate it when Canada thinks its not the 51st state.[/quote]

Canada hates that America can’t get over us. We broke up like 230+(if you go with 1776) years ago, move on! Stop coveting our hills and valleys. Were with the sexy frenchies now. :stuck_out_tongue:

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]jj77 wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]

Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]

Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence.:stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

Leave it to a Canadian to ruin a good thing…

I kid…[/quote]

You should have said I hate Canadians ruining my fun.

I hate having to do all the work. :PPPPPPPPP[/quote]

I usually think that when I get a elbow in the back of my helmet while I’m in front of the other team’s net… Damn sneaky Canadians. ;)[/quote]

We Canadians get annoyed when Americans slam the back of their heads into our elbows.
It hurts you know. :([/quote]

lol, I hate it when Canada thinks its not the 51st state.[/quote]

Canada hates that America can’t get over us. We broke up like 230+(if you go with 1776) years ago, move on! Stop coveting our hills and valleys. Were with the sexy frenchies now. :stuck_out_tongue:
[/quote]

I can’t covet your hills and valleys???!!!

Oh wait… nvm

What pisses me off is being told I can’t covet hills and valleys… :wink:

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[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]jj77 wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]

Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]

Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence.:stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

Leave it to a Canadian to ruin a good thing…

I kid…[/quote]

You should have said I hate Canadians ruining my fun.

I hate having to do all the work. :PPPPPPPPP[/quote]

I usually think that when I get a elbow in the back of my helmet while I’m in front of the other team’s net… Damn sneaky Canadians. ;)[/quote]

We Canadians get annoyed when Americans slam the back of their heads into our elbows.
It hurts you know. :([/quote]

lol, I hate it when Canada thinks its not the 51st state.[/quote]

Canada hates that America can’t get over us. We broke up like 230+(if you go with 1776) years ago, move on! Stop coveting our hills and valleys. Were with the sexy frenchies now. :stuck_out_tongue:
[/quote]

I can’t covet your hills and valleys???!!!

Oh wait… nvm

What pisses me off is being told I can’t covet hills and valleys… :wink:

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Yeah but then coveting leads to you Mericans threatening to invade us and of course it never happens.

Empty threats piss me off. :PPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Frenchie hills and valleys

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Jes caint beat a nice set of Canuck hills and valleys…[/quote]

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[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Apollo1029 wrote:
People who merge on to the freeway at 35MPH or 56.3 kph if you live in the rest of the world.[/quote]

While merging? I get people doing 35MPH on the freeway while they weave on and off the shoulder. Usually some tard holding a cell phone to his/her ear.[/quote]

^ Note the use of the word “tard” short for “retard”. Why do we need to lump all the perfectly nice mentally handicapped people of the world in with the losers and dumb-asses who need to learn to drive? Stop it! [/quote]

^ Note the automatic mistaking of my use of the word “tard” which was actually meant to be short for tardy (slow/late) for retard. Do we really need to automatically default to the mentally hadicapped? This has got to stop.[/quote]

Digger, don’t make me unleash Mojo on you. That goes for you too Apollo.

LOL ya big bunch of Pepsi-sniffers. - That’s the ultimate insult BTW.

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Ahh… why do you have to insult my place of employment? I’m now pissed at the term Pepsi-sniffer.

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Damn it, now I’m pissed off because I haven’t invaded any “foreign” countries…

Well, not since I was at Lake Louise back in 98 :frowning:

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  • People who ask a question in the form of a comment, people who ask questions they already know the answer to

  • People who don’t wash their hands after taking a piss/shit

  • Being spoken to before I have my morning coffee

  • The supermarket crowd; let their kids run around like spastics, go on family shopping trips and take up the width of the aisle, can’t look where they are pushing their trolley around, stand right in front of you while you are browsing for product, those that use the express aisle when they have more than 15 items, someone drops an item - clearly not damaged in any way - but put it back to grab a new one, people who buy meat from the deli and then decide they don’t want it so shove it in some random place, people who steal one condom, people who can’t understand that our liquor license runs out at midnight and therefore we can not sell after 12am sharp and feel the need to argue, etc. etc. etc. etc.

  • Drivers who merge slow onto a highway/freeway, drivers who can’t move over into the right lane to allow merging traffic to join the highway/freeway when it is clearly possible for them to do so, erratic drivers thinking their traffic weaving will actually get them there faster, drivers who pull out in front of you because they can’t wait 10 seconds for clear road, driver’s who overtake you then end up slowing you down, morons who leave the high beams on after you over take them at night time

  • Those random ‘tough guys’ that have to make a comment to try and see if you have any balls

I’m gonna stop there. Making me angry just writing this out lol

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[quote]Teledin wrote:

  • People who ask a question in the form of a comment, people who ask questions they already know the answer to

  • People who don’t wash their hands after taking a piss/shit

  • Being spoken to before I have my morning coffee

  • The supermarket crowd; let their kids run around like spastics, go on family shopping trips and take up the width of the aisle, can’t look where they are pushing their trolley around, stand right in front of you while you are browsing for product, those that use the express aisle when they have more than 15 items, someone drops an item - clearly not damaged in any way - but put it back to grab a new one, people who buy meat from the deli and then decide they don’t want it so shove it in some random place, people who steal one condom, people who can’t understand that our liquor license runs out at midnight and therefore we can not sell after 12am sharp and feel the need to argue, etc. etc. etc. etc.

  • Drivers who merge slow onto a highway/freeway, drivers who can’t move over into the right lane to allow merging traffic to join the highway/freeway when it is clearly possible for them to do so, erratic drivers thinking their traffic weaving will actually get them there faster, drivers who pull out in front of you because they can’t wait 10 seconds for clear road, driver’s who overtake you then end up slowing you down, morons who leave the high beams on after you over take them at night time

  • Those random ‘tough guys’ that have to make a comment to try and see if you have any balls

I’m gonna stop there. Making me angry just writing this out lol[/quote]

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You damn right brah!

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Teledin wrote:

  • People who ask a question in the form of a comment, people who ask questions they already know the answer to

  • People who don’t wash their hands after taking a piss/shit

  • Being spoken to before I have my morning coffee

  • The supermarket crowd; let their kids run around like spastics, go on family shopping trips and take up the width of the aisle, can’t look where they are pushing their trolley around, stand right in front of you while you are browsing for product, those that use the express aisle when they have more than 15 items, someone drops an item - clearly not damaged in any way - but put it back to grab a new one, people who buy meat from the deli and then decide they don’t want it so shove it in some random place, people who steal one condom, people who can’t understand that our liquor license runs out at midnight and therefore we can not sell after 12am sharp and feel the need to argue, etc. etc. etc. etc.

  • Drivers who merge slow onto a highway/freeway, drivers who can’t move over into the right lane to allow merging traffic to join the highway/freeway when it is clearly possible for them to do so, erratic drivers thinking their traffic weaving will actually get them there faster, drivers who pull out in front of you because they can’t wait 10 seconds for clear road, driver’s who overtake you then end up slowing you down, morons who leave the high beams on after you over take them at night time

  • Those random ‘tough guys’ that have to make a comment to try and see if you have any balls

I’m gonna stop there. Making me angry just writing this out lol[/quote]
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  • People who make statements with the inflection of a question. You know… like when they tell you something and their voice tone gets higher toward the end of the sentence, making it sound like a question.

  • Shoppers at the supermarket checkout who are obviously able-bodied, yet they don’t lift a finger to bag their own groceries.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

  • People who make statements with the inflection of a question. You know… like when they tell you something and their voice tone gets higher toward the end of the sentence, making it sound like a question.

  • Shoppers at the supermarket checkout who are obviously able-bodied, yet they don’t lift a finger to bag their own groceries.

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Wait Wut?
We are supposed to bag our own groceries?

Shit, no one sent me that memo.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

  • Shoppers at the supermarket checkout who are obviously able-bodied, yet they don’t lift a finger to bag their own groceries.

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Are you kidding? At my local Stater Bros. they have a second grocer at the cash register specifically there to bag your groceries (that and to wish you a great day). You don’t even get the chance. Sometimes they even ask if I would like help getting my food to the car even if all I bought was 2 apples and an 8oz block of cheese (and I’m by no means “unable-bodied-looking”). Same goes for my local Costco too. Heck, at Costco the second guy at the register even puts your stuff in the cart for you.

[edit] Heck, if you (and everyone else) went and insisted on bagging the stuff yourself, these people would lose their jobs. Then you’d still be the asshole.

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[quote]saveski wrote:

  • assholes who don’t re-rack their weights

  • loud mouths

  • liberals

  • shitheads who tail-gate me

  • assholes that don’t know how to stay in their fuckin’ lane

  • people that ask your advice and don’t take it[/quote]

And to add one to saveki’s list

  • Stupid People
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[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

  • Shoppers at the supermarket checkout who are obviously able-bodied, yet they don’t lift a finger to bag their own groceries.

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[edit] Heck, if you (and everyone else) went and insisted on bagging the stuff yourself, these people would lose their jobs. Then you’d still be the asshole. [/quote]

Finding a cure for cancer would put tons of people out of work, and who would complain about it… besides those in the cancer industry?

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Hot coffee that gets cold. If there was some kind of way…

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[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Hot coffee that gets cold. If there was some kind of way…[/quote]

Do you mean kike a thermos?

lol

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

  • Shoppers at the supermarket checkout who are obviously able-bodied, yet they don’t lift a finger to bag their own groceries.

[/quote]

[edit] Heck, if you (and everyone else) went and insisted on bagging the stuff yourself, these people would lose their jobs. Then you’d still be the asshole. [/quote]

Finding a cure for cancer would put tons of people out of work, and who would complain about it… besides those in the cancer industry?
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Oh well, it was worth a shot. I was just trying to appeal to the inner grocery bagger in everyone.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Hot coffee that gets cold. If there was some kind of way…[/quote]

Do you mean kike a thermos?

lol[/quote]

Those things are amazing! They keep hot things hot and cold things cold. The big mystery to me is: how does it know?

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Ha! Your thermos has a weiner