Some sleeping dogs should be left to lay.
My wife quit checking my browser history ages ago.
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The real question is what is he actually using the notebook paper for. If thatās the cover storyā¦
IF you make it that far down you might as well call it a day ā¦ youāre scraping the bottom of the barrel at that point ā¦ unless youāre into that in which case Iām sure you use skip 5 like all the other degenerates out there
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I was up too the tentacles and gyno exams by that stage
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Just a few general public service announcements along these lines:
-If you use chrome on your phone, but then log into your gmail on your desktop, the autocomplete thing transfers over and can incriminate you.
-More horrifying if youāre especially unlucky on the timing, if you donāt close the browser window and get into your car where you have it playing Bluetooth audio, itāll bring up the title and continue playing the audio from it.
I would love if you shared the story behind this ā¦
Fortunately it was just me in the car, but that doesnāt make for a good story. Could have been bad though. On the first one, it was āwere you watching porn???āā¦āuhā¦(extremely confused) not on that computer.ā
Things that piss me off:
ok, so you just want the rack for a moment to finish your whatever. youāve just watched me set up for B4B with two barbells, a bench, and an estimated shitload of iron, and now Iām just pushing the button to start the timer. why not interrupt me before I set up 170kg of squat and 95kg of bench?
i really really like ice cream.
with chocolate syrup.
nom~
I was hoping you were going to say penguins, so that those little tuxedo bad boys would make it into both threads haha
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What really pisses me off is when my wife has her monthly visitorā¦ she text me through the day how she misses me and the like. Once she comes home she rips me a new Ass hole for what ever reason. GOD I really am considering drinking during this time period. Christā¦less than 15 minutes before that she was texting how much she loves meā¦
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Thatās why I hike and fish.
Next week is gtfo the house week. The flies are tied and I donāt care whether or not the fish are biting.
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Iāve been eating a mixture of a small handful of almonds and walnuts each morning for about 3 months.
Yesterday, go to get nuts: Ooooh cashews. I usually gorge on cashews but theyād make a nice change. Iām sure I can control myself this time.
Later that afternoon, 500g of cashews devoured.
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Unbalanced (and likely cheap) GHR machines.
I had to cut my training short because I had to clean up my underwear. The damn thing tipped (didnt topple) just as I passed 45Ā°.
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Mother in law is in town, which other than below, has been great.
Me: mowing lawn. Get to a spot right behind a tree and I push forward then pull it back.
Wife: BABE!!
M in L: OMG, whatās going on? (She thinks I cut a finger off)
F in L: (on FaceTime) whatās happening?!
Wife: Chris mowed in reverse.
F in L: whatās happening?
Wife to F in L: Chris is mowing in reverse, tell him why thatās bad. hands me phone
F in L: Lectures me on mowing
One damn 4ā long spot by a treeā¦
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But why is mowing in reverse bad? Iāve never heard this.
Would you like my father in lawās number?
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Tell him to come mow your fucking lawn if he knows better.
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