When my woman tells me she’s ready to go then I find her at the door with two different shoes on standing on one leg at a time looking like a damn flamingo asking which one goes better.
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My woman deals with getting ready by telling me what I need to do to get ready. It typically goes like this.
“Have you had a shower?”
“I can get ready myself, focus on yourself”
“Do you have your shoes?”
“I can get ready myself, focus on yourself”
“Do you have the car packed?”
“I can get ready myself, focus on yourself”
…
20 minutes after we were supposed to have gone
…
“Are you ready yet?”
“I’ve been ready for half an hour, focus on yourself”
…
30 to 60 minutes later
while putting makeup on in the car “Do you know where we’re going?”
“It’s in the GPS”
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But did you update the GPS?
This guy wifes
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I can’t find some of my hand tools (small screw driver set, fine ratchet) so I go into my boys’ (15 and 13) bedroom and start pulling shit out from underneath their bed.
Jesus Christ, it’s like a there was an explosion in a paper mache factory down there. Now I have to tell them to quit taking my stuff and to clean up after themselves. My only consolation is that at least I don’t have it as bad as my ex who has our two boys plus 5 step sons. She hasn’t had conditioner in her shower for 3 years and the average box of Kleenex lasts less than a day.
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At least they use Kleenex.
My husband has been tearing out and using the notebook paper in my spirals that I take notes in for college. I’m missing like 3 chapters worth of work and whatnot.
And it’s not like we don’t own Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels. Hell even socks.
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Who the fuck cleans up jizz with notebook paper?!?!?
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I didn’t wanna be the first to ask that…but thank you, ha!
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I think hes just been grabbing whatever is near. I’m sure that’s not the weirdest thing a human being can do, but it is weird nonetheless. I still love him though lol
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I’m at a loss here…
What kind of paper do you have? I just can’t wrap my brain around this. Toilet paper and tissue is soft and absorbent. Notebook paper is not…not even close.
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When he graduates from college ruled to canvas, that’s when we know he’s arrived as an artist.
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The poor guy probably got told off for wiping his dick on the good towels.
One time, i was working outside and my dog cocked his leg at my toolbox. I saw him in time and yelled. He stopped dead in his tracks but the poor bastard couldn’t figure out if he had been told off for trying to piss on my toolbox or just pissing in the yard.
He didn’t piss for a day and a half. He found a spot behind my shed, wedged between two broken pots to piss. He has pissed there and only there ever since.
Human male and dog male brains basically work the same way. After the good towel telling off, he probably just panicked grabbed whatever, noticed he didn’t get told off and is too frightened to try anything else now.
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To give details,
At first I thought I was tearing out my notes and misplacing them, and then I thought someone was writing on the backside of the paper and tearing it out not knowing they were using my note as so I asked my husband if he’s been using my notebook paper to write stuff on, and he just calmly admitted he’s been using it after masturbating.
Believe me, I’m wondering the same thing you are, so I asked how is that even a thing, and he said he just Balls it up and unravels it to catch whatever shoots out. I’m guessing he wipes the rest on the carpet or something idk. I decided to not think too hard on his weirdness.
Regular notebook paper. From Mead. Lol
I mean I’m honestly not a nagging wife, or nagging person in general. I don’t give a damn about the towels since they’re just towels lol
Like I’m super sweet and everything else, my husband is just legit weird like that lol
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OK, I’m thinking that its either target practice or he Really likes your handwriting.
I lean towards target/technique practice though. Once you get a roundabout distance you can place the paper for measuring incremental gains, shot pattern, consistency, etc.
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Lmao!!!
“…the way you connect your ‘e’s and ‘x’s in cursive really gets me going.”
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You just never know. Think of the most mundane subject you can imagine.
Now google that + ASMR.
sucks to your ASMR!
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To be honest I don’t think he will ever tell me what the real reason is that he’s using my notebook paper. I chalked it up to him being lazy lol