Lol. I normally get a double chicken, but with rice.
One of the worst things about modern life is these mini power trips disguised as good-doing that half the population is addicted to.
I ordered an omelette with 6 eggs onceā¦ Iāll never do it again.
6 eggs?
Iāll have to check with the kitchen to see if 6 eggs is okay
Yeah! 6 eggs!! (Yelled across the cafe)
Weāve never have a 6 egg order before!
Do you often eat 6 eggs?
How were the 6 eggs?
FFS stop saying 6 eggs with everything!!! lol
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This didnāt piss me off so much as make me blink and laugh but is related to software frustrations.
I work as a new construction roofing estimator. When I looked into how much we spent on printing actual blue prints I started checking out electronic estimating and take-off software. I settled on one that works for me.
I got a call back from one of the other companies following up. I explained that I couldnāt use theirs as it functioned only with a roof-plan and that we receive that only about 50% of the time. We need take-off capabilities using the elevations.
He offered their satellite service that takes a photo of the roof and you can use that for your take off.
āSo a photo of the building that wonāt be in the ground for 6 to 12 months from now???ā
āGood pointā he said. " We should take a look at that"
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I canāt even bring myself to do less than 8 at home.
I hate these IT vendors that call me.
āTechnology security is major aspect and concern of modern businesses. Hackers have a lot of ways to get into multiple systems.ā
No shit sherlock, thatās why I had a security expert my audit my corporate environment to make sure Iām secure as can be lol.
When you start a conversation, and the other person focuses on small supporting details instead of asking about the main point, which they end up completely ignoring.
People who get jealous of you when you have successes in life. Especially when itās your own family.
People who assume you want to hold THEIR babyā¦they come and dump it in your lap, or put it in your arms. I WILL DROP YOUR FUCKING KID ON PURPOSE YOU SHITBAG.
People who assume you want to babysit their kids. This is RAPE. I will not be forced against my will to watch your fucked up kids. Iāll probably end up making them do house work, or yell at them and make them eat vegetablesā¦maybe all at the same time.
Defeatists who think that they have absolutely no control of how long they will live forā¦you have a Marlboro in one hand, and a mountain dew in the other hand as you tell me your blood pressure was 160/120, but no, yea, the man upstairs already punched your ticket and you canāt do anything about it OOOO KEEY.
People who assume their family must stay close to them for life. If your family says/does stupid/irresponsible things, they deserve to be treated as though they are stupid and irresponsible. So when itās holiday season, tell them to get fucked.
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I went to the grocery store to get a burger, with lettuce and tomatoes, like i do all the time. This particular burger doesnāt come with L&T. This time, there was a young guy helping me and not the older lady that had helped me in the past.
āplease add lettuce and tomatoesā
āI canātā
āTheyāre right there [I point and gesture grabbing them and putting them on the burger]ā
āLet me checkā
ā¦
ā¦
āYea I can add themā
āok, great thanksā!
To me, a Burger requires L&Tā¦isnāt that pretty standard?
Gtfo, at least put some effort into your bullshit
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Your incredible amount of hard work will get you to the hoosiers, NO ONE CAN STOP YOU!
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Was traveling for work and some place had a 2lb burger where if you eat the burger and the fries your name goes on the wall.
They brought it with an entire basket of fries. So I hossed it all down in like 15 minutes.
At one point the entire kitchen staff is out in the dining room. Head cook with the spatula is watching me be a glutton. āDamn man, somethingās wrong with that guy.ā
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Come on dude.
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forced against my willā¦
All I can say is come on.
Iāve worked with a lot of victims. Iām honestly happy that this hasnāt happened to anyone close to you, as I imagine youād feel a little different about the word and using it in that manner.
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I agree with you that itās really obnoxious when people with children assume you also like children and youāll babysit or just hold their newborn for themā¦because Iām not a kid-person. I love my niece and my nephews, but my sisters recognize Iām not the one to babysit them.
But comparing that to rape is slightly extreme, brother.
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Amateur hour:
If you want the full value of extra meat ask after they put the first scoop on. Just say āOh sorry, could you make that double proteinā
This is the only way to get the full value of that. Itās some sort of psychology thing.
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Iāve tried this and never noticed a difference tbh. My Chipotle peps are always on point.
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wrong.
It has happened to someone I know, a family member.
ācome on manā sure sounds cool, but it isnāt a solutionā¦Whats a better word that I should use? Iām not glad that I need to use that word, I just donāt know of a better word that conveys my disgust for people forcing me against my will, to do something I donāt want to do.
Dragoon is a pretty cool one.
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You have my condolences.
It isnāt. It wasnāt meant to be.
You donāt need to. You have freedom dude.
Extortion would fit the bill well. You can also utilize a series of words to convey ideas. Heck, the very sentence you wrote demonstrates this.
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