Things That Piss You Off

I bought an acorn squash that I thought looked awesome

Slow roasted it basically overnight hoping for something delicious

It was watery and flavourless. Inedible

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I could see that being a disappointment.

After having them in pies a couple years ago, I think butternut is really where the flavor is, along with pumpkin of course.

Everything else is just variations of zucchini, which is kinda boring.

Part of a ā€œcarnivore bodybuilding groupā€ I belong to on facebook

This is an example of how just plain stupid we are. Eating a pack of bolgona a day and worried about protein content. Mixing it with mayo ā€œBut don’t worry: I’m not eating bread!ā€

As much as I think meat is awesome and plants suck, I think a loaf of REAL bread a day would be far healthier than a pack of bologna a day.

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Bologna is only good fried and in a sandwich with cheese, lol

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My recommendation….leave that particular group immediately! j/k….talk about not seeing the forest through the trees! The guy is eating the most dogshit source of protein, laden with saturated fat, nitrates, a shit ton of sodium, and other nasty stuff but worried about some mayo? The mayo is probably the least harmful item there, and that is quite sad when you think about that. This is the same person who tells you they are ā€œeating a ton of food but can’t gain weightā€, and then when you break down all the food the take in a day, it not only is not calorically dense, it’s absolute garbage food and the ratios are all jacked up. He’s also the same guy who says he’s ā€œreally hitting it hard in the gymā€ and when you read his workout log you go ā€œwhere in the hell are the barbell rows, the heavy squats, the SL Deadlifts, the T-bar rows, etc. etc.? Eh, can’t fix stupid I guess.

Thanks for the laugh though :slight_smile:

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This statement is problematic on so very many levels.

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Don’t get why that would piss anyone off. It is either a troll or a moron. The packaging is not clear? The serving size is one slice and they eat a whole pack.

I love how the phrase is like cigarettes. You know things are bad when you’ve got a pack a day bologna habit.

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This made me actually LOL!

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It may be just me and the fact that I despise bologna, but eating an entire pack a day of bologna is borderline a fear factor challenge….and the mayo does NOT help as I’m not a fan. Even when I make tuna, I use ranch (light ranch) instead of mayo.
Man, now I’m remembering some of the horrific things they had to eat on fear factor….for a million bucks I’d at least attempt it, but it would probably come back up. maybe I’d cheat and figure out how to plug my nose so I didn’t have to deal with taste…but then of course you’re left facing the ā€œtextureā€ā€¦.

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Garlic bologna is soooo good ! we call it slick meat

I hate the time change with every fiber of my being. Yes, even the fall behind where you ā€œget an extra hour of sleepā€. Because I don’t get an extra hour of sleep. Now I’m just wide awake at 3:00 am and will be drooling in my dinner by 6:30 pm ready to fall asleep. It’s gonna take me a month and a half to get my sleeping back to where it was. The time change is stupid and antiquated and needs to go away.

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I’m bipolar, with a strong tendency toward the depressive side. The time change fucks with me every year. I have to really stay on top of stuff to keep from sliding down.

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Seasonal depression ??

Agreed. And tomorrow I fly out for a week long trip that takes the clock back further, lol. At least coming home will feel like sleeping in big picture.

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Technically, I think it is bipolar II disorder (BD II) with seasonal pattern.

I am for standard time all the way because I wake up early. It’s too hot in Texas to ā€œenjoyā€ all those 9pm sunsets anyway. Regardless… I wish they would decide on one or the other and leave it. This changing it is total bullshit!

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Agreed. There is no reason for the sun to still be up at 9:00.

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How are we supposed to consistently know what time it is when it keeps changing.

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