Top 5 funniest scenes ever
Iāve gotten into actual fist fights with people over this. I hate when guys just throw a strap over a whole ton of mishapen crap and go āThats fine. That aināt goin nowhere.ā.
Then expect me to go buzzing down the road at 65-70 mph.
No. Iām not killing somebody because youāre a lazy moron.
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China in general pisses me off.
Hearing someone use the, āthe reason why is because,ā construction. Especially when itās an adult. People who use this sound like first graders answering a question. And I hear it more and more which tells me English teachers have given up.
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Well Iāll be damned. Sounds like Jan. 2020 all over again.
Well, the reason why is because they forced coaches to cover English classes.
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That would be the point at which I would nod my head in agreement while beginning to calculate their complete destruction.
Beetsā¦
The fieking colour gets everywhere
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YES. I love them so, but the relationship seems one sided.
Beets are assholes.
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It does.
So my neighbor growing up was a drunken old lady and her husband. Iām like 3 years old and Iād toddle over there all of the time. One day, she was canning (jarring) beets. I donāt know what she did wrong, but one by one, all of her jars started exploding. It scared the shit out of me, so I ran back home. It scared her, so she hid under the table I guess and screamed her head off. It even scared my dad, so he went running over as these jars of beets continued exploding all over her kitchen.
Once things calmed down and stopped exploding, I went back over to I dunno, See what the hell happened?
It looked like a horror movie. Beets blasted all over the walls and ceiling, running and dripping down everywhere.
I donāt know anything about canning, but I know she fucked up, big time. And youāre right. The color gets everywhere.
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Speaking of beets and color and assholes, donāt freak out when the toilet looks like a bloody mess the next day. Thatās just what beets do to assholes.
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Ha, yes, when reading charts in a primary care setting, there was a lot of āprimary complaint: concerned about blood in fecesā followed by āpatient ate beets previous evening.ā
Editing to add that having seen what blood does to feces and beets do to assholes, itās hard to understand an adult mistaking the two.
Beets make them hide under tables.
The tripod douches and douchettes at my gym and phone zombie pukes in the gym in general
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Iron tablets, artificially blue foods and Pepto Bismol also do interesting things to the colour of poop.
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My wife freaked out once while changing a diaper and there was red in it. Luckily the kid went again before we took him to the hospital, but this time there was green and yellow.
He had been eating crayons.
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Growing up, you could buy wax lips, and wax tubes that contained sugary nectar. Iām not sure why you canāt buy these anymore. What folks without pica donāt dream of eating birthday candles? Crayons are an obvious substitute.
Other marginal treats: bubble gum cigars, Popeye cigarettes, tasteless Halloween molasses taffy with orange wrappers, Thrills āthe gum that tastes like soapā, Fruit Stripe gum ātwo seconds of deliciousnessā.
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Iām watching a Dr. Mike/RP video about controlling hunger on a diet.
He happens to say something like: Then on a mass gain phase, reduce veggies to help you eat more when you think you canāt stuff anymore food in your face.
I am on my first bulk ever and I have no idea what he is talking about. Iām still using all the control hunger tidbits (eating a lot of raw veg) to keep from over-eating.
Canāt eat anymore? Who? How? When does this happen?
My bulk calories are 1800/day. That pisses me off. I like being short, but not when it comes to calorie levels.
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