I can’t currently find my new Spyderco Para 3. Wore it out yesterday and thought I remembered putting it back in its spot in the nightstand drawer but currently not there…
Edit: Crisis averted. Was in the pants I wore today. I forgot I even put it in there.
Does anybody want to answer a riddle?
Two young men are smoking weed and sitting on narrow concrete steps leading to the public library and the adjacent (any very full) library parking garage.
What is the intelligence quotient of these men?
Answer: It doesn’t matter. Assholes are assholes regardless of intelligence.
CORRECT!!!
It’s not the end of the world…I simply said excuse me, but cmon guys lol why there…
No, they’re probably borderline retarded. That isn’t asshole behavior; it’s dumb asshole behavior.
Getting high before going to the library? I bet they’re pretty smart.
You’ve never done a burn and learn session?
A warm comfy library on a cold rainy day is a wonderful place to kill a few hours while baked.
Pot smokers are annoying douchebags that smell like armpits
They smell like they were raped with a dead skunk.
Fitting observation…and typically act like they think they’re kewl.
Go shave your back pot head
Why? I’m too busy learning in the library, officer.
But I could stand to shave my back since i look like a polar werewolf.
You look like a wannabe honey badger.
Fight me bro.
Catch weight ? I’m 180 right now but dropping down for a Thai fight
I’d prefer more pot smokers than broccoli heads
True… those little rats are insufferable
I’d have to cut a leg off
We know which one.
In all honesty, 230 for catch. You’d probably kick my ass as a marine and cop, but I’d be on drugs using a book as an improvised weapon and using my criminal history might have a trick or two. I put the odds in your favor, but there’s still a chance.
Or I could just get high, have sex with a dead skunk, and read a book, which was my goal in the first place.
