Things That Piss You Off

The more people you hate, the longer you will live.

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This is the type of guy I’d go up to and hit on him and ask him if he likes anal.

I’d make it superrrr uncomfortable for him every time I saw him, but in a polite and friendly aggressive way.

Dudes like this need to stop or be taken behind the wood shed.

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LOL.

Now that I think about it, I should take it upon myself to protect the young lasses from my gym. Maybe I am the mother hen here.

He probably doesn’t know how old I am, if he knew, I’d be out of his creep-radar by about 6 years.

It’s up to me!!

Not going to say the anal comment though, HAHA.

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Could be gold.

You could tell him you are a transitioned dude, but still one surgery short :nerd_face:.

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I thought you said he doesn’t talk to older women.

You know Roz from Frasier was 38 in season 10.

She’s a babe and seems like young hot stuff.

BITE ME , LATE 30S IS STILL YOUNG COMPARED TO like 53!!

I MEANT like 53 he doesn’t talk to 53.

It’s ok.
It’s OKAY to have birthdays.

Thx

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And 53 is young compared to 70. However, 38 is old period… for women at least. This guy is younger than Brad Pitt and I doubt many middle aged women would complain if Pitt were talking to them.

Let’s do a little math, 53 - 38 = 15. That really isn’t much of an age gap once you are over a certain age. Maybe that’s the real problem. You see yourself as a lot younger than you really are and him as a lot older than he really is. I would say you are both in the same dating pool.

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What do you mean real problem?

The real problem isn’t even about age.

It’s about this dude that interferes with the workouts of multiple women every single time he’s there.

Even if he were 40 it would be obnoxious because it’s EVERY fit girl and he interupts them often during mid set.

I didn’t even have my son till 40, and I’m 51 now.

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I could have made my entire post without even including his age because it doesn’t really matter to the context of the story.

At my old gym downtown there was a guy there named Bill.
Bill was one of those people that could have been 25 or 50 and you’d have no idea.

He just always looked old, but I saw him recently and he hadn’t really aged, lol. Still either 25 or 50.

Bill talked to everyone and everyone talked to Bill.
He wasn’t creepy or annoying, he was friendly and likely lonely.

I had no issues with Bill because he didn’t exclusively talk to fit women and interrupt them to compliment their bodies or bother them during sets.

My dating pool has nothing to do with this situation at all whatsoever.

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None of this happened

All of this happened.

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Well, maybe you should destroy him.

He likes women. So talk to him. Give him some candy. When he’s good and stupid and no longer thinking with his brain, draw him in close and tell him to go wait in the last stall of the ladies room for you. Tell him you’ll even let him record it. :smiley:

Watch him go in, then go up to the desk and tell them the wierd creepy guy (they already know him) is hanging out in the womens room.

Watch the mayhem ensue.

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Maybe the fat ones need to take note.

There is no way that this would work, but I still really want someone to try. You definitely should record it if you do.

I’m not falling for that

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Of course not. Not again, anyways!

:laughing:

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I know this is done now, but I woke up at 3 am and thought that no, I wouldn’t want brad pitt to interrupt me mid set either.

TBH, I am more attracted to Frasier Crane than pit, but eh, Frasier would never even be at a gym.

Hmmmm… so you like older men.

No, I like neurotic men.