Things That Piss You Off

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5756

It infuriates me. He is just a kid. Dad and dad didn’t really seem to care. I really wanted to cave both of their faces in. He is well-mannered, respectful, smart, works hard, a little socially awkward and odd for his age, but so am I.

100% straight too. He is in love with my wife :laughing:. (Some loser at school tattled on him for “talking about titties in the bathroom with the boys”).

My wife went and bought him a bunch of necessities, socks, clothes, etc. and made sure he has what he needs.

One of my soft spots is for kids. If I can help a few along the way that are put in my path in a big way, I will.

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5758

Phone zombie douchebags in gyms

5759

We’re planning a Disney trip and the cost is astronomical because of Disney “adults” like this.

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5760

Did they eat their children?

5761

You should check out Dollywood instead.

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5762

We were going to go to Dollywood a couple weeks ago, but one of our kids is still to short for quite a few of the rides.

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5763

haha! That’s cool it’s even on your radar.

Too bad about little guy, maybe next year.

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5764

Does the blue shirt on the person on the left indicate they are male? I was thinking it was a lesbian couple, but now I am unsure.

5765

I don’t even try to guess anymore :man_shrugging:

5766

He is male not they are male and really, just look at them, does it matter?

5767

Assume weirdo and you’ll be right every time.

5768

“This is a public building” is not a good enough excuse for me to stop right in the middle of my parking garage Armor Building Complexes, you irate minimum wage earning security bastard.

I hate no wiggle room having ass people.

Welp back to the drawing board.

5769

Cancer.

My mother-in-law found out last week she has pancreatic cancer and has 3-6 months to live.

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5770

That sucks. Cancer is definitely shitty.

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5771

Sorry to hear that

I will pray for her and your family thru these difficult times

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5772

Thats terrible.

My dad went in a month from some very aggressive type that metastasized into his lungs, liver, pancreas and brain.

By the time they got a treatment plan going, he was gone.

It was what I would consider forgivingly fast. Very little suffering.

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5773

I hope this for her.

Pancreatic cancer is a very unforgiving and bad way to go.

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5774

This pisses me off:

There’s a 50-something dude from my gym who approaches all the fit chicks he sees.

Now, I don’t hate on social gym-goers, but he ONLY talks to fit chicks, never dudes and never older/unfit women.

He just makes rounds from one to the other and his routine is super-setting bicep curls with bench press 7 days a week.

I feel like I hate him, but I’ve limited myself to only hating 5 people in my lifetime and I’m already at 3 with like 50 years left to live.
The list cannot be altered.

Anyway, occasionally I get caught in his chit chat web despite trying to avoid it at all costs.

He started complimenting my body and telling me I should complete.

I said I don’t want to.

He continues to compliment me and insists I should compete once and just get a trohpy.

I say my thank you thank you, blah, blah, polite shit, as I’m trying to walk away. Then he asks if I’m on steroids, LOL.

Gawd, if my delts where this uncapped on steroids I’d be pretty bummed.

I escaped that convo eventually.

But yesterday the girl near me was caught in his web. I was listening to them and he was complimenting her and she was doing the polite thank you thank you thing, and then he asked her about steroids.

Wtf! He just literally goes around to every fit girl between the ages of 22 and 38 and compliments them and has similar conversations with them!?

WHY?!
At least vary your sentence structure!! And the girl yesterday was very soccer-player, runnery, and really young. Like why would you even ask her about steroids?

I HATE THIS new avoidance thing in my workouts!!!¡ He’s always there!!! Always flocking to the girls!!! And nobody complains or acts rude because we’re Canadians.

And most importantly, I hate his routine!!! I hate it so much!!!

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5775

That sucks. Maybe headphones?

This is pure gold.

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