Things That Piss You Off

@cyclonengineer

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The skyr yoghurt I buy that is only available at Publix around here raised the price another 5%.

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Let’s go Brandon.

Don’t lump me with that group and this isn’t the PWI forum.

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What do you mean by ā€œthat groupā€!!?

My wife didn’t know George foreman was a boxer. Just thought he invented the grill. That pisses me off.

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The group that uses ā€œLet’s go Brandonā€ as a catch phrase.

I hate the woke left! Why be awake when you can be sleeping!

Lol. As time goes on I wouldn’t be surprised if more and more people my age or younger are only aware of him because of the grill. Especially with the pop culture references to it, like that a Office episode where Michael grilled his foot.

C’mon dude.

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There was a time I’d heard of the grill before knowing he was a boxer.

Immediately after learning he was a boxer, I learned he named all 5 of his sons ā€œGeorge Foremanā€ā€¦
Why didn’t he stop at the fourth George Foreman? He should have changed his name to ā€œGeorge Fivemanā€ if he was gonna go for 5, you know…?

(patting myself on the back in a self-congradulatory dad-joke celebration)

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His naming scheme seems a bit odd to me. In order of birth:

George Jr.
George III
George IV
George V
George VI

So 5 sons, the last one is George 6, there is no number 2.

Also he has a daughter named Georgetta. I would have gone with Georgia, but I guess it doesn’t seem enough like turning the name George into a girls name.

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Well, Jr. is technically #2 and grampa foreman is technically foreman #1… I mean, it all adds up, but usually these names are supposed to be generational, not based on birth order.

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Well, I didn’t think of that. I guess that does make sense.

The man was prolific in his baby making. 12 children total.

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So when his oldest son has a son, would he be George III or George VII?

EDIT: Or is it ā€œeldest?ā€

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I think he has to start going alphanumeric. George llla, George lllb, George lllc, etc.

ā€œFourscourn and fourteen Foreman"s agoā€¦ā€

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This was worth the price of admission.

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Pee on the toilet seat! F*ck you people who don’t wipe up after themselves you are easily the worst kind of people.


ForbrukslƄn kalkulator

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I agree 4 year olds are the worst kind of people

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My older sister texted me saying that the side of her car got badly damaged overnight.

I’ve seen the pictures and it does not look good at all.

Some bastard damaged my sister’s car and got away with it. I wish them a fatal collision, worthless meat sack.

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The GRE (and other standardized tests)

  1. It’s a fucking scam

  2. It tests test taking skills more than ability. Or in the case of the SAT, family income

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Or she could just report it to insurance, pay the deductible, and get the damage repair estimate. She gets to either have the damage fixed, or can take the check for damage cost and do whatever with it.

Not worth wishing someone dead over a hit and run… they probably didn’t have insurance.

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