Looking after my nephew (in law) while my sister in law does some shopping for his birthday
Sister in law: I’m almost done, I’ll be another half hour.
Me: okay, see you then
Sister in law: maybe do you think it could be an hour
Me: I can’t tell you how long it will take you
Sister in law: okay, half an hour
10 minutes later I get a text saying ‘let me know when you need me back by’
Which I never replied to so she came back 2 hours later. Which I don’t mind looking after the kid, kept my son occupied but when someone wants something and they want you to say it rather than them, like it absolves them of whatever guilt they are feeling drives me nuts.
What also pisses me off is the talk I had to have with my wife about being mean to her family afterwards lol
My sister was a complete ass hole with stuff like this. She would use a virtuous reason to drop her kids off, then would just straight up ditch them on me or who ever was dumb enough to accept her request for a day or two.
Then to make it seem reasonable (worse in my mind) she would make it seem like there was this fabulous amazing thing that you should have been there for when everybody already knew she was just bar hopping, doing a bunch of coke and being a cock monkey.
“You’ll never guess who I ran into at the doctors office…”
“Thats because you are a lying tramp and knew ahead of time that you were going to ditch your kid and go get railed.”.
Walking past a colleague once, he says to me why you bending like that and he leans to one side? Go to look in a bathroom mirror and it literally looks like my upper body has been shifted inches to one side. Freaked me out.
Two days earlier, I tweaked my back in a squat. Stupidly try finish the set, then try another set, then did leg presses and leg extensions as replacement exercises
Took about two weeks of actively trying to be straight and core strength stuff to not look weird. I don’t think my wife noticed lol
Why do streaming services refuse to let you filter by length of the show? Want to watch a new show and got 30 minutes? 9 times out of 10, you will spend 10 minutes searching for a show and finding everything is too long. So then you give up and watch nothing
Also, you are not bound by regular TV programming. Just make everything 15 minutes. Got 20 minutes to spare? Great, you can watch an ‘episode’. Got an entire night, watch 10 of them. Blink when your episode ends and the next one is on anyway so nobody will notice. Want to sell it to commercial television, package up 3 episodes as one.
Completely disagree. The story arc is different. 15 minute shows would be lame. Most 30 minute shows are lame. Why not watch 15 minutes of something you like, then finish it next time you have a 45 minute block of time?
I don’t like starting a 30-90 minute show when I only have 15 minutes for the same reason I don’t like beginning an intimate session under the same circumstances
Pj masks is made for humans whose brains are underdeveloped … if you’re implying your brain is underdeveloped then … well actually that explains a lot …
You would be surprised at how much work stuff I run past my kids and how strong a correlation there is between what they like and what the exec like and what they don’t like and what falls flat. So I’ll take that as a compliment
Women’s high waisted jeans/bottoms. I don’t care the size girls had it dialed in with low rise bootcut. These bottoms make them look like they’re wearing a diaper, I don’t like it.
Gotta go back to the hair band era with the chicks and the big hair and whatnot to find the high waist stuff that works. Especially with the concert gear like the corsets and spiky heels.
Houshold Appliances. First my oven crapped out. Then the fan motor on the ac/condenser. Now the washing machine is leaking badly and makes very bad sound when the drum engages/disengaged.
So the wife asks “Well, how much is it leaking?”.
And I ask in return “How fucking much do you want?”.
So now she’s turning red and making a bunch of screechy sounds?
