When your 2 yr old curb stomps your zucchini plant
Even the youth knows that squash sucks!
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only people who say this are those who donāt know how to cook them or with what dishes they go best - fuckinā pleb 
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I like to slice them about 3/8 to 1/2 inch, sautƩ in just a touch of Evo until they get like nice light browning, then toss in basil and a parmesan/Asiago/Romano blend.
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I spiralize them then sautƩed on a high heat with plenty of salt until slightly burnt
Then thereās ratatouille and zucchini bread. Just goes to show if you add enough sugar or salt and cheese, you can make a shitty vegetable taste alright
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I do something similar, but saute with red onions and fresh corse ground black pepper.
Now Iām pissed (in keeping with the thread title) for not doing that too.
Thereās always tomorrow though!
Thanks.
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Netflix took Ken Burnsā documentary on the Vietnam War off when my wife and I had 3 episodes leftā¦someone else better pick up streaming rights real quick.
As we all are. Donāt trust others with your health, especially if you are in a vulnerable group.
Microsoft.
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Youāll be happy to hear that the Chinese use a literal translation that is also used to describe sub-par dicks 
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IG fitness models who are just ultraskinny plastic surgery enhanced with no muscle size or definition.
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Male or female?
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Giving away a decline sit up bench for free. We agree to a time for him to pick upā¦ five minutes laterā¦ āhey, Iāll give you $5 if you deliver to me.ā
Holy shit, fuck the fuck off.
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Shouldāve called off the deal right there
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Assholes who start shooting fireworks weeks before the 4th of July.
Yea, man. I told him he could pound sand.
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In a similar vein, those on IG who use #bodybuilding but donāt even look like they belong on the cover of menās health.
I want to see actual bodybuilders, not just someone who works out.
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Pleaseā¦do elaborate
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