Here, too, and very often preceded by words like “polyester.”
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Just don’t wear them slacks while enjoying a chipped ham sammich and dippy eggs. That yolk will never worsh aht.
Thats what dungarees are for.
(about 20 miles sath of BG)
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When your wife clogs the toilet for the 500th time in your marriage and it takes you a fucking half hour to unclog it.
I’m just going to be over here dying from laughter due to how well I relate to that post…
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yea, I used to get mad that I wasn’t any good at unclogging a toilet too. Then I got good at it. Keep at it buddy, you won’t suck forever 
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X2 when you come home with a turtlehead and find the toilet in this condition.
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Moral Outrage- I am so sick of this shit I can’t stand it. It makes me want to punch… something.
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Guys who make coffee and take 15 minutes to do so while performing a mating ritual with the damn thing.
What sort of fucked up power trip is this? Teenagers can make coffee and do a decent job of it. WTF are these guys doing with their wank pheasant preening? Slow warming of milk, raising your cup to eye level, smelling your fucking coffee, slowly pouring and the art! Goddamn the art! Add another 2 minutes when we all know you’re gonna slam a friggin lid on it anyway!
You get so angry watching this that bile starts building up in your mouth. Whatever chance that coffee had of tasting good is gone. The prick may as well just have shat in your cup.
And for what? Because some bastard has fucked up his life and is doing nothing more with it than continuously pouring two hot liquids together - he needs an excuse for the rest of us to stop and pay attention to him. Fucking chemists who experiment with explosive compounds aren’t this careful.
cunts
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Well… that escalated quickly.
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Lol, Jesus…
Oh shit. You had to touch that nerve, huh?
If I said half of the things I’ve thought while trying to order a coffee there would be big pictures, apps and meme generators in trendy coffee shops all over the US dedicated to what a dick I am.
I want a medium coffee, 2 shots of espresso, and room for cream. Not a new language. Not a Cosimo de’ Medici with 2 black eyes and an empty heart, not some inside quirkyness so that I can feel like part of something-
Just a fucking medium, 2 shots, room for cream.
For fun:
Most surprising to me? I had no idea that much of the country refers to athletic footwear predominantly as “tennis shoes” - I’ve heard it now and then, but no clue that was how the majority of the country refers to what I’ve always called sneakers.
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That’s funny, I’ve always called them tennis shoes and I’m just south of the Mason Dixon line.
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One of the funnier things about playing college football on a team with guys from all over was learning things like this (for example, I grew up calling a foot-long sandwich a “hoagie” and was also at least aware that some people called them “subs” but had no idea anyone called them a “rocket” or “bomber”).
Everyone knows that pop / soda / coke is a thing (although I think at the time, I was surprised to learn that Southerners referred to all carbonated beverages as “coke”).
Let me think of some other good ones…
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Fun Fact: Polynesians refer to their cleats/running shoes as “boots”
The biggest one I can think of is people that refer to pizza as pie. Not pizza pie, just pie. A lot of New Yorkers I know do it.
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That’s pretty good! I’d divide PA into north and south of I-80 though.
That’s a good one, too. I only learned that recently (by hearing someone say “pie” and not realizing they meant pizza).
When I lived in Virginia I found a place that made hoagies. They actually called them that on the menu and didn’t look at me funny when I ordered one. Bonus was that it was near a BMX track.
People in Maine call hamburger hamburg and it makes my blood boil.