Unflavored protein powder. No matter what voodoo you work on it, there’s still that hint of burnt cheese byproduct in the aftertaste.
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Toilet seats that fall mid stream.
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When someone claims to be a graphics designer, but only uses photoshop
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Side rant, when you pay someone through a site like fivrr for some designs and they turn out to be utter trash.
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This girl that was asking me for advice is utter trash at designing. Using photoshop for a fucking poster!!
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Lol, jezzz.
Summertime colds. Everyone I know has it. I tried to fight it, but the virus got me.
And my boys when they go all Sparta flipping the fire pit on the porch (it was cold).
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Fucking-A - My assistant scheduled another Friday afternoon meeting. Good thing it’s not a three day weekend. I just called her to try and cancel and she had taken off already for the day.
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She trolled you and then split town. Passive aggressive a bit?
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Coming up with an idea to improve a process at work and implementing it with your team. You get great results. Your boss comes in sees the improvement and says he likes it. The next day you see and email rolled out to the division of this new process he wants everyone to follow(my process) but he never gives you credit for it! Prick!
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Went to a wedding today. Multiple guys were wearing shorts, t-shirts and sneaks. Not even nice ones.
Don’t give me the money cop out. I could take the guy down to good will and get him slacks, dress shirt, shoes and tie for $20. All my dress slacks are good will because I refuse to buy good quality 38" fat guy slacks.
These guys just weren’t raised right. Or worse they ignored the good sense they were taught. Then again, the father of the groom (alcoholic) was weeping during the ceremony in a suit… While holding a Budweiser. I shit you not.
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Shitty beer will do that to a guy lol
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Thats tough. My wife has done that numerous times along with winning multiple multi million/year contracts for her company, even to the extent that clients specifically named her as the reason for doing business.
There wasn’t much recognition at first, but it accumulated. She’s now on a first name basis and consults with the the executive board of the company on a regular basis. The hard work has paid off.
It takes patience. I’ve changed a few process and done some really good things at a couple of places, but I also get frustrated and impatient to the point that it doesn’t pan out.
Being patient pisses me off.
Also- those new cookie packages with the pull tab sticky thingy. They piss me off.
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Resealable anything really but especially cheeses/deli meats.
Where you need to line up the 5mm of seal exactly with the 5mm lining of the packaging or it will open by the time you next go to it and you get dried up cheese.
It’s just incentive for me to eat the whole fucking bag in one sitting. No one wants stale or expired anything.
I can safely say that never in my entire life have I ever resealed the bag of any type of snack food.
Slacks?
Must be a regional thing. It sounds like you’re 80.
It made me laugh because I talk about ‘slacks’ when I want to wind my kids up and seem super old. “Those are some neat corduroy slacks…”
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Just a word for dress pants here. Only 28 but 80 at heart lol.
I figured it was regional. The word takes me back to the '70s when it was more commonly used here 
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