Things That Piss You Off

Couldn’t tell you what brand it was, never bothered to find out. Definitely a unique smell though, tough to find words to compare it to.

I have a buddy that takes a bath in this! :nauseated_face: Can’t even be in the same room when he puts it on.

Was the male on duty and the female off duty…at like 0100 or 0200? If so, I remember that one and everyone’s reaction was WTF.

He was and out of district, as well. She wasn’t.

I couldn’t afford Drakkar in HS. Sad face. I wore Target brand cologne or doused myself in Brut aftershave.

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I had Drakkar, CK One, Eternity and others leftover after high school. Eventually I used them up by dousing myself before putting on my vest in the summer.

You sound rich. I had cologne that smelled like pesticide and moth balls

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I had to laugh at this. MANY years ago I had a friend that was hung up on Polo. It did not mix with his body chemistry and always made him smell exactly like he took a bath with Sargrents flea and tick soap for dogs. Y’all are probably too young to know what that smells like… lol but it was awful.

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Good ol’ Polo. Us trailer park kids could only dream of wearing that. I was obsessed with cologne as a kid. My grandma was an Avon lady so I always had some kind of “Musk.”. Night Musk, Mystery Musk.

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Damn. The 70’s. If you thought the clothes and hair were bad, wait till you smell them.

I remember some stuff my dad had that smelled like you were way too close to something you didn’t want to be anywhere near, no matter where you were.

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Those that can’t do, teach.

Also, budget, priorities, compsci != software development,…

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Just moved out of that area, that was a pretty fucked up one to read about. It has to be pretty brutal being a cop there, every altercation it seemed the public ignored all the evidence, no matter how blatantly obvious, assumed the police were 100% in the wrong, and went protesting. You could see some of the local media jump that way too whenever possible. I have tremendous respect for what you and the other LEO’s take on everyday.

memes and references i don’t get. and there’s more and more of these.

Thanks, man. Yea local and even national media is such a joke. So eager to push bullshit narratives to appease a handful of psychotic losers. Facts and evidence be damned.

We mainly get shit on by self loathing whites. It’s a bizarre phenomenon around here. Arrogant white liberals with zero self awareness thinking they speak on behalf of minorities. It’s incredibly insulting but they are so warped and unhinged they can’t even see it.

Btw, where did you live ?

Those are frustrating.

I used to buy my Dad Canoe every Christmas. It came with a soap on a rope in a fancy box at Woolworths.

I also used to get some Avon cologne from my mom and it always came in a bottle shaped like a shoe or a kid holding an umbrella.

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The stuff in a boot! We broke one of those playing dodge ball/just killing each other once.

It was terrible! That stuff was never meant to be used.

I had the little fishing boy bottle. I was probably 10 or so when I got it. Smelled wretched.s_5d517f747a81731b30d62f9a

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Tough house if he needed soap on a rope. Dat some prison shit.

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Why was soap on a rope seen as being so fancy? Like, you add a piece of 5 cent string and suddenly it becomes a luxury item.