Things That Piss You Off

I drove a truck just like that for years when I was a kid. Advantage of tribal law taking care of inspection/registration. Left a blue cloud of smoke behind me. Worked fine for 8 years. Still runs on the ranch.

Only down hill or when being pulled by some hoofed animal…

Life angers me intensely. I don’t really think there’s any more good news to be had regarding my health issues.

I wish I had a new body instead of this fucked-up piece of shit I’m currently inhabiting. The newest doctor I saw told me that he believes I may have IBD of the small intestine, which

1.) would account for my unexplained weight loss
2.) would account for my entirely clean and healthy colonoscopy/endoscopy
3.) is terrible news, because it’s lifelong, treatable in name only, and very prone to flare-ups during periods of stress (or randomly, which is what has been happening to me very frequently).

In conclusion, fuck me. As I’m writing this, I’m puking at work and haven’t done a single productive thing all day because every time I try to get some work done, nature calls once again. I’ve been sick as a dog and have eaten next to nothing for 9 days, and I’ve almost fainted upon standing more times than I can count this week. I’m also tingly, hot, tired, and have the chills. Man, I don’t wanna be the next fucking Clint Darden.

Tried weed? Lot of different strains with varying effects that help a lot of people in similar situations.

I can’t imagine how infuriating it must be to have your body break down through no fault of your own. Vibes.

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  1. Had a friend with that issue and she actually improved her situation by cutting out all carbonated beverages. Then she did a super strict fodmap elimination diet where she stopped eating anything that could aggravate the condition and introduced one food group at a time back in for 2 weeks. Now she doesn’t eat wheat or dairy because those turned out to be triggers, but she’s been symptom free for 5 years. She gets to eat everything else if that helps.

  2. +1 on the THC @Californiagrown suggested. I’m the most boring WASP non drug user you’ll ever meet. I thought it was all hippie nonsense. But in the past 2 weeks alone I’ve met people extolling the virtues of THC (not CBD) for stomach conditions and digestion.

Including an 82yo man with terminal lung fibrosis who literally can’t eat due to stomach pain and can’t take opiates. He takes 1/3rd of a THC gummie bear in the morning and hits a 1 hitter in the afternoon and he can function and is eating and able to move around again. He was more embarrassed to tell his kids he’s ā€œon dopeā€ than that he was dying of lung disease.

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Weed helps, but it doesn’t help as much as it used to. Now, I’ve developed a wicked tolerance for it, so I usually spend most of my cash on buying it, solely for pain management purposes.

I did this, dude. All of this. It didn’t work, unfortunately. I remember when I ate only lean meats, vegetables, and potatoes for 6 months. Unfortunately, I didn’t see the muscle-building benefits of that because my parasite was eating me alive.

Some day, maybe a long time in the future, you have to find a way to make that funny. Otherwise it’s just gonna keep eating at you…

It took a good 5 years or so for me to start joking about draino, so no rush.

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I spent Saturday night in the hospital, had a seizure (reaction to the oral contrast I ingested for my stomach MRI), and almost died from dehydration (any water I drank came out of me in the 20+ bouts of diarrhea I had on Saturday). But, I’m finally feeling well enough to eat and train again. Time to pack on the 10 pounds I lost before my next squat session. Ugh. How strong can I get before the end of the year? My birthday is in 5 months, and my (sober and not high as shit on Adderall) deadlift is planted squarely at 455 or so. Maybe if I bulk to 200 pounds, I’ll pull 500 before I’m 18.

I also tweaked my lower back and left hip during the seizure I had. Soooo…I might be fucked. Idk. I’m gonna see how it feels at the end of the week and just focus on eating for now. This shit is pissing me off.

I tore my Happy Socksā„¢ putting them on today.

Not happy.

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I pulled a muscle (or something) somewhere around my shoulder blade.

Haven’t a clue what I did, but it hurts to do anything (like sit in a chair, lay down, stand, whatever) other than curl up in a near fetal position in a recliner with an ice pack.

No bruise/blackness, normal range of motion in all directions, maybe some swelling.

Foam rolling with a ball provides intense pain followed by relief for about 3 minutes.

Really tempted to take three days off, stay drunk, and watch all 9 or so Star Wars movies.

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ā€œIt is really important that we have this done by the 10thā€

Everyone proceeds to kill themselves to make the deadline

Hear nothing for six weeks then email sent from 11PM the previous night:

ā€œHad a look at the report, can you add XYZ? I need it for a meeting at 1, thanksā€

You had 6 weeks asshole!!!

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That actually sounds reasonable!

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Doctors and their horrendous bedside manner piss me off.

Doesn’t piss me off, per se, more uncomfortable but can’t find that thread…

People who schmooze but lack a sufficient level of charisma for it be effective. They remind me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs dancing in his room, full tuckā€¦ā€œwould you fuck me? I’d fuck meā€¦ā€ level is what I’m talking about here…

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Sadly, I only got through one set of movies. I got a mild buzz, took cough medicine I didn’t need and managed to sleep with an ice pack. Woke up feeling great.

Still no clue what I did.

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Goodbye Horses is an incredible song though. Rooted in eastern philosophy

Our HR has changed hiring policy such that if you call a prospective employee’s references and any of them are bad, you can’t act on it. You need to disregard the reference and find a new one.

Add this to our decision to hire over the holidays… pretty sure they are just trying to get me to quit lol

So what I’m hearing is HR thinks y’all need to hire more people, the labor pool is tight so they’re willing to ignore potential sociopaths just to fill desks?? I’d find a new place with more stringent hiring policies STAT my man … this policy has bad idea written all over it.

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I’ve got all sorts of shitty references, how much do you pay?

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