Things That Piss You Off

100% yes.

Best way to make a shitty day good is to come home to little bear hugs. I now leave bags and stuff outside the front door so I have a hand free for each when I come in.

It took the better part of my first cup of coffee to figure that out.

I’m perpetually amazed at people’s caffeine tolerances. I just took one sip of black tea and had to throw it out.

Should have put it in a mug and added milk, the way God intended it to be drunk.

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lactose intolerant here.

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I am usually fairly useless until I have had at least 200 mg of caffeine.

You could always plan to buy the next bargain house and play slum lord. You can kind of pick your neighbors while also making money off them.

I genuinely don’t know how I’d function without milk in my tea/coffee.

Milk in my tea, none in my coffee. No sugar though, under any circumstances.

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I only started drinking coffee about 3.5 years ago (fun fact, my eldest is 3.5 years old), after a bad experience when I was young (ish). Long story short, I’m not hard-core enough to have black coffee, or to skip the sweeteners yet

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I LOVE the taste of coffee, so I drink decaf, but even that has caffeine…

if it makes you feel better, I answered it after I’d been up for about 4 hours, have worked out and eaten breakfast. I’m essentially entering my mid-day.

Tolerance. Start slow.

I haven’t added anything to coffee or tea in over 10 years …

What kind of tea do you drink? I go for a builders’ so it needs a splash of milk in it to give it that lovely muddy water hue.

Then mine would give you seizures. Warm delicious seizures.

It does. I was still trying to put the world together and re-enter consciousness. He was riding my exercise bike, watching Bob The Builder and eating the rest of the Junior Mints I got him on Friday.

Little bugger got the jump on me!

They stock Bigelow Earl Grey and English Breakfast at work. I usually go for the Earl Grey, English Bfast in a pinch, I can hold my nose and drink Irish Breakfast but it’s one of those scraping the bottom of the barrel choices for me…

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A few years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to drink 2 cups of coffee and 5 LARGE glasses of strong green tea. I ended up bouncing off of walls, mumbling incoherently about a Russian television show I liked.

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That would be too much.

I like the strong coffee flavor, but the caffeine does get to me sometimes. I don’t like the jittery nervousness at all anymore.

Coffee is meant to be drank (drunk?) black, you people piss me off…

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I am with you, I never add anything to my coffee. That bitter acidic flavor is exactly what i need to let me know life is trying to kick my ass every morning.

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Addition by subtraction man. Toxic people don’t know they’re toxic. Cut em.

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