Things That Piss You Off

Absolutely. What people choose to wear, how they choose to present themselves, can give a pretty strong window into their inner workings. Of course, you’d need to treat that with a skepticism, I tend to present my best self but I’ve also run to the store in sweat pants and moccasins so…

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They’re “kosher” ties – long story, but Orthodox don’t “mix” fabrics (had to do with cheating people by blending in lesser materials – or, alternatively, faking that you are something that you are not).

Anyway, the quindici ties are truly 100% silk, liner and all.

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Are diaphragmatic cramps not the “side stitch” cramps? Are those not happening at the height of my waist?

I wouldn’t know because I work hard to keep myself in shape!

Laughing here, because I actually have no clue, now that the tights are gone, where they were hurting. But hurt, they did.

Here’s how narcissistic my mom is - she routinely tells me to leave the cart in the parking lot. I refuse, and always get in trouble for putting it back in the store because she sees it as a form of disrespect.

The diaphragm is the muscle that expands and contracts your lungs. It’s located under and slightly below the bottom of your rib cage.

I suppose your waist could be that high, but, if so, I know a guy in a sideshow carnival that might make a deal with you.

It’s disrespectful to return the cart? Huh? Why?

Disrespectful for not listening to her.

That’s just job security for the cart-boys.

because she’s insane

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Earphones with round silicon ear insets.

these are the worst earphones.

I had a physical at 8 am, so in lieu of sleeping in and then working out, and then went from there to the DMV to renew my MF license.

I judge you earphone people as sissies.

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Is there a better way to listen to music privately? What kind of listening devices do you approve of?

@EmilyQ

Here’s a pic from her Instagram from last week:

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We need a license for that now too?

Damn big gubmint stepping in to everything.

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oy, you got a loiscence to fuck dat muddah?

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My engraving job uses copper plated cylinders, we have thousands of pounds of it on hand and in copper tanks for electroplating. We’ve been robbed several times. Caught an ex-employee at a scrapyard with 406 lbs of our copper. Fortunately our copper comes and goes in very recognizable forms.

Nah. I been practicing without a license anat.

A while back I used to hang out with a woman from Boston. She usually did pretty good to speak well, but every so often would lapse into her native language.

A Boston/Yinzer conversation is really something to behold.

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Haha, I actually had a super-duper cool boom box much like that one, which I carried back and forth with me to teach water aerobics. The average age of my students was probably 70, and I was blasting Little Red Corvette at them. Good times!

I really meant that my misery - the DMV - out-miseried the earphone complainers. I also do not like ear buds. They make my ears itch.

You know, I hadn’t picked up on your Cockney accent previously. Or is it New Jersey? They’re so similar! lol

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I’m a man of the world, it’s cockney, by way of Hoboken, by way of Kingston Jamaica