Things That Grind Your Gears

[quote]Silyak wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]furo wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Tolkien
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Why csulli, why?!
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Because the sonofabitch was infatuated with elves and halflings. Elves are hyper-effeminate and make extensive use of cowardly magic and bows. Hobbits are exceedingly weak and pathetic and make extensive use of cowardly stealth and trickery.

He even makes stupid hobbits like the focal point of the stories and main heroes somehow. The appeals to weak little children who want to feel like they can be important to by making use of weak cowardly tactics despite the fact that they would really be almost totally useless.

Fine, whatever. It didn’t appeal to me though. He made dwarves a laughing stock. They were like fucking comic relief the whole goddamn time. Dwarves! The guys who are strong and tough and heavily built and so stout and barrel chested as to be almost as broad as they are tall. Who grow epic beards even the most manly man couldn’t hope to match. I mean they’re almost literally powerlifters.

Who make the best and strongest beer and can out drink an entire village of a lesser race. Who wield the weapons of a true warrior, massive axes and hammers! Who have a grim, stoic demeanor and aren’t afraid of a good doom and never forget a grudge.

But no Tolkien preferred to portray them as inferior to the Elven Abercrombie and Fitch boys for whom he had a massive hard-on.[/quote]

Him and CS Lewis pretty much invented the Fantasy genre themselves. I understand why you see it the way you do.

Now I am going to go all PWI on y’all. There is actually a biblical reference to all Tolkein and CS Lewis’ books. The whole fantasy genre was invented as a tool to bring people to Christ. Good vs Evil, the weak beating the strong, the elves were actually Angel like characters. [/quote]
CS Lewis is quite biblical/Christian, especially “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.”

However, I wouldn’t say that Tolkien follows a Biblical or Christian mythology very closely. You can definitely draw analogies but the problem is that while there are many analogies they aren’t consistent as far as which Tolkien character/race is analogous to what in the Bible and also none of them are particularly complex and convincing. The most common and obvious analogy is probably Aragorn as the returning king. But that would mean that Aragorn is analogous to Christ and there really just isn’t much else in common between the two. The more reasonable explanation is that Aragorn was a king in exile reclaiming his throne.

This isn’t to say that Tolkien doesn’t have an obvious spiritual overtone or that there isn’t an obvious weak overcoming strong and good vs. evil. Those are quite pronounced but they don’t really point to Christianity and the Bible in specific. If you read “The Silmarillion” you get more of the sense of Tolkien’s mythology and world creation. Here Manwe can be seen as the Christ figure. However, once again the story is so complicated with so many gods, demi-gods, demi-demi-gods, elder races, younger races, etc. that any minor similarities to the Bible and Christianity are not likely part of a larger overarching analogy.

If Tolkien is really trying to make a Biblical analogy, the biggest inconsistency comes down to understanding which characters and people represent mankind. Obviously there are humans, but it almost seems that the hobbits are the people and the people are something else. [/quote]

My understanding of Tolkiens pantheon of “gods” and races is that he mixes the christian one with a norse/greek one.

Here is how I see it:

Eru Illuvatar( The creator/The one ) = God.

Ainurs ( Spirit beings ) = Angles.

Vahlas ( The greates among the Ainurs ) = Arch-angles.

Maias ( The lesser among the Ainurs ) = lesser angles. ( Gandalf, Sauron etc belongs to this chategory )

Elves = Elves from Norse mythology.

Men = Men.

Dwarves = Dwarf from Norse mythology.

Hobbits = The british agrarian middle class.

[quote]Madtytecurls wrote:
People who accuse everyone who is physically stronger or bigger than they are of using steroids.[/quote]
I hate it when people who are physically stronger or bigger than I am take my steroids away to use themselves. Damn bullies.

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
People who don’t realize they can turn right at a red light.
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People who honk long or repeatedly because they want to go right on red, when the sign says “No right on red.”

Driver who almost runs over the pedestrian in the crosswalk who has the “Walk” sign: because the driver is turning right on red.

Driver who responded to angry pedestrian in that situation by saying “Right on red!” with vocal inflections that sounded as though they were the end result of ten solid years of practice of how to say “right on red” in the most asinine, shit-for-brains manner possible.

(EDIT the last paragraph in particular is not likely to have been ryanbCXG, because he probably wasn’t born yet when I saw that one.)

[quote]undoredo wrote:
… ten solid years of practice of how to say “right on red” in the most asinine, shit-for-brains manner possible.
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People who are judgmental about other people’s hobbies.

[quote]undoredo wrote:

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
People who don’t realize they can turn right at a red light.
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People who honk long or repeatedly because they want to go right on red, when the sign says “No right on red.”

Driver who almost runs over the pedestrian in the crosswalk who has the “Walk” sign: because the driver is turning right on red.

Driver who responded to angry pedestrian in that situation by saying “Right on red!” with vocal inflections that sounded as though they were the end result of ten solid years of practice of how to say “right on red” in the most asinine, shit-for-brains manner possible.

(EDIT the last paragraph in particular is not likely to have been ryanbCXG, because he probably wasn’t born yet when I saw that one.)
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Well I wouldn’t be pissed if it said no right on red durp durp. Nor would I be pissed if a pedestrian is in the cross walk. It’s drivers that don’t seem to know how to drive

And I have almost been run over by an ambulance, and two different cars. The cars were running red lights and the ambulance took a right without looking. So even though you are to paint me as a retarded driver I am actually a good driver and quite defensive. Especially from having a motorcycle.

People that make assumption based off of the Internet :slight_smile:

I also hate when you pull off the side of the road for an Ambulance or Fire truck and then the people behind try and pass you

Good thing I turn 20 soon so I can start being loved.

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:

[quote]undoredo wrote:

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
People who don’t realize they can turn right at a red light.
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People who honk long or repeatedly because they want to go right on red, when the sign says “No right on red.”

Driver who almost runs over the pedestrian in the crosswalk who has the “Walk” sign: because the driver is turning right on red.

Driver who responded to angry pedestrian in that situation by saying “Right on red!” with vocal inflections that sounded as though they were the end result of ten solid years of practice of how to say “right on red” in the most asinine, shit-for-brains manner possible.

(EDIT the last paragraph in particular is not likely to have been ryanbCXG, because he probably wasn’t born yet when I saw that one.)
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Well I wouldn’t be pissed if it said no right on red durp durp. Nor would I be pissed if a pedestrian is in the cross walk. It’s drivers that don’t seem to know how to drive

And I have almost been run over by an ambulance, and two different cars. The cars were running red lights and the ambulance took a right without looking. So even though you are to paint me as a retarded driver I am actually a good driver and quite defensive. Especially from having a motorcycle.

People that make assumption based off of the Internet :slight_smile:
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Nah, not trying to paint you as retarded driver. Probably not clear enough. Didn’t mean the first two paragraphs were likely to be you, just that the third paragraph was particularly unlikely to be you.

Tacked it onto your earlier post to contrast a different angle to the right on red thing.

And now, a question: what is this “durp durp” that people occasionally reference?

[quote]undoredo wrote:

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:

[quote]undoredo wrote:

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
People who don’t realize they can turn right at a red light.
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People who honk long or repeatedly because they want to go right on red, when the sign says “No right on red.”

Driver who almost runs over the pedestrian in the crosswalk who has the “Walk” sign: because the driver is turning right on red.

Driver who responded to angry pedestrian in that situation by saying “Right on red!” with vocal inflections that sounded as though they were the end result of ten solid years of practice of how to say “right on red” in the most asinine, shit-for-brains manner possible.

(EDIT the last paragraph in particular is not likely to have been ryanbCXG, because he probably wasn’t born yet when I saw that one.)
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Well I wouldn’t be pissed if it said no right on red durp durp. Nor would I be pissed if a pedestrian is in the cross walk. It’s drivers that don’t seem to know how to drive

And I have almost been run over by an ambulance, and two different cars. The cars were running red lights and the ambulance took a right without looking. So even though you are to paint me as a retarded driver I am actually a good driver and quite defensive. Especially from having a motorcycle.

People that make assumption based off of the Internet :slight_smile:
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Nah, not trying to paint you as retarded driver. Probably not clear enough. Didn’t mean the first two paragraphs were likely to be you, just that the third paragraph was particularly unlikely to be you.
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Also, if you were a retarded driver, painting you wouldn’t do any good. And be damn hard to do – I can hardly paint a wall, and those hold still while you try to paint them.

I’ll throw up my list(s), I suppose.

Everyday life:

  1. Stubbornness
  2. Acting solely on emotion
  3. People who have been given most of what they have telling others they need to work harder in life.
  4. Individuals who have no problem with slandering others to make themselves look better.
  5. Faulty internet connections
  6. Apathy
  7. My own naivete
  8. Promiscuity
  9. Weakness
  10. Pride
  11. People who feel the need to turn everything into a debate/people who think everything is up for contention.

In regards to training/T-Nation:

  1. The idea that, “I’m bigger, so I’m right”.
  2. Thinking that “mass” or “bulk” is synonymous with “muscle”.
  3. Stating that either “bulking” or “cutting” is harder when you haven’t truly done the other.
  4. Dogmatic insistence that what worked best for you works best for all.
  5. Threads about genetics/bulking/race
  6. People who throw up pics of themselves every chance they get/try and make every thread about them
  7. People trying to argue with individuals who are much more versed in the topic of discussion
  8. Having the genetics for a narrow torso
  9. Getting stuck in your lifting belt
  10. The stare that guys give you right before you attempt a lift, as if to say, “Whatever. I bet I could do that.”

[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
I can’t stand racists and minorities[/quote]

And the Dutch

I’ll throw in my 2 cents.
Just because I had a lot of fun reading this thread.

#Violence in almost* any form.
*I realy have no problem with people beating the shit out of or killing one another if everyone involved agreed on that.

#Double standarts. Boils my blood. I can’t stand people applying standarts to others, that they are not willing to apply to themselfs. I’m guilty of doing this as much as the next person. But I’m working on it and making progress.

#This is kind of similar to nr2, but: people who gain any amount of authority/skill/power/experience and forget what it’s like not having that or being on the other side of the equasion. Bosses forgeting what it’s like to be an emplyee, teachers forgeting what it’s like to be a student, drivers forgeting what it’s like to be a pedestrian (and vice versa), old people forgeting what it’s like to be young, and ofc. strong and big people forgeting what it’s like to be small and weak… this list is virtualy endless.

#People who think that “in the old days” everything was better - dudes where stronger, food was healthyer, no one had cancer, water was pure and women did what they where told. Fk you and fk the novels you read. There has never been a better time on this planet to be a living human being. Most of us (and I mean most of ALL of us) wouldn’t evin be alive today without vaccines and aspirin alone, not to mention dentists, x-rays, antibiotics and other “new-age-nonsence”. The only thing living “like in the old days” would increase are death rates. To paraphrase a stand-up comedian whos name I forgot: “Living in the city increases your chances of getting cancer? Well I guess so. It also increases your chances for good coffee, good sex and good conversation”. That quote did not sound as relevant as I wanted - I hope anyone reading caught my drift.

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[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:

[quote]JLone wrote:

[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
people with a sense of entitlement;
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It has always been my personal belief that inflated self entitlement is the root of all bad things. If you think about it enough you can trace every shitty thing in our society back to people thinking they deserve something they haven’t earned. [/quote]
So true! [/quote]
How do you create a standard to judge whether or not someone has “earned” something?
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The first thing that jumps to mind is that if you can pay for it you have earned it. Beyond that very useful and often overlooked financial measure I will need to think about it.

[quote]McMatas wrote:

#People who think that “in the old days” everything was better - dudes where stronger, food was healthyer, no one had cancer, water was pure and women did what they where told. Fk you and fk the novels you read. There has never been a better time on this planet to be a living human being. Most of us (and I mean most of ALL of us) wouldn’t evin be alive today without vaccines and aspirin alone, not to mention dentists, x-rays, antibiotics and other “new-age-nonsence”. The only thing living “like in the old days” would increase are death rates. To paraphrase a stand-up comedian whos name I forgot: “Living in the city increases your chances of getting cancer? Well I guess so. It also increases your chances for good coffee, good sex and good conversation”. That quote did not sound as relevant as I wanted - I hope anyone reading caught my drift.[/quote]

I had a supervisor who did this all of the time. “Back in the old days…” and everybody would just roll their eyes as he went off into fantasy land.

He would try to go old school on us at the ripe ole’ age of 24, when most guys on the crew were in their late 30’s- mid 40’s.

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
I also hate when you pull off the side of the road for an Ambulance or Fire truck and then the people behind try and pass you [/quote]

Me too…

People who passionately respond to troll posts on news stories

Here’s something that grinds my gears horribly. Pro lifters/bodybuilders/big people trying to vehemently fight against internet trolls about their nattiness. Just fucking ignore the subject please. Kali Muscle I’m talking to you. Just stop. No one who matters really cares. It’s really awkward and uncomfortable watching these guys being infatuated with trying to make people think they’re natural.

[quote]csulli wrote:
Omg so many things…

anime
weakness
people who drive in the left lane like it’s their own personal area and won’t get the fuck out the way
Harry Potter
people who bounce a bar off a 2 board and have their spotter deadlift it off of them and claim that as their new bench max
liberals
people who squat 10 inches high and think they did a squat
teenagers
vegetarians
Christian rock “You aren’t making Christianity better, you’re just making rock and roll worse.” - Hank Hill
cops who only became cops because they were bullies in school and decided they wanted to be bullies for a living
female thought processes
people who stick their gum anywhere but a trashcan
people who think marijuana is addictive and deadly
guns
other ranged weapons
all news media
people who think protein and saturated fat is the devil and that you should just eat mostly grains…
vegetables; they’re fucking useless and you know it, just take a multi-vitamin and save the stomach space for a steak
Tolkien
contemporary classical music/minimalism/stuff like that; stop trying to be different for the sake of being different, your music sucks
hipsters
Crossfit

I’m sure I missed a bunch.[/quote]

you may have missed a bunch, but that was a damn good start.
I’ll add

  • the “if it’s natural, it’s good!” people.

-spinelessness (usually manifesting itself in avoiding confrontation)

-playing “hard to get”. hell, playing anything (insincerity)

-the term “flaky”. it’s just putting lipstick on inconsiderate and selfish.

This has entertained me for two days. Im getting in on it.
1- fat guys in the gym thinking they’re big. You’re not, and your 100kg squat impresses nobody.
2 - skinny (not lean) guys thinking they’re ripped. Your abs mean nothing. Get a pair of shoulders and legs.
3 - double standard filthy hippocrites
4 - the people that say “oh I went for a run the other day” when the subject of your training pops up. Do not equate your 10 minute run with my 10x10 volume leg session.
5 - drivers who don’t indicate when turning.
6 - the general student population who are civil by day and drunken tools by night. The only person allowed to be different at night time is Batman.
7 - crossfitters who hate everything but crossfit.
8 - people who jump on the latest fitness craze. Don’t, you’ll quit it soon anyway.
9 - guys in the weight room who are offended when you lift more than them but are smaller. Train better you meathead.
10 - YOLO bitches and instagram.
11 - 15 year olds talking about parties and how wasted they were. Do your damn homework.
12 - keyboard iWarriors.