[quote]gregron wrote:
Every time one appears on screen I start the timer for when he eventually: sells drugs, states his gang affiliation, commits any and all kinds of crime, dies, doesn’t go to work, says the N word, raps, talks about “the man”, says something derogatory towards Caucasians, drinks purple koo’ laid, or leers suggestively at white women.
So far, the timer has never made it past 00:00:01
^^hahahaha I should have known you would comment on that. The worlds only HXC straight edge Vegan KKK member lol
[quote]jward7892 wrote:
OP, the only thing that is more annoying than a guy calling an attractive women ugly, is an ugly guy calling an attractive women ugly, trust me, she wouldn’t fuck you with a 10 foot pole. From my short time lurking these forums, I’m already completely turned off by the members. The only constant posters just go around blowing up each others ego whenever someone else comes in and tries to disprove one of their points. Shit on bodybuilding.com all you want, at least the posters on the forums there actually and helpful and friendly and trying to better each other[/quote]
You don’t know what you’re talking about. I infiltrated that website months ago and it’s a juvenile, overly-sensitive, gay-bashing, misogyny-presented-as-false-bravado shithole. I infiltrated it so successfully that I even ended up having people privately emailing me for advice about working out and I just directed them here. Classic counter-intelligence work that has led to numerous defections from bb.com.
Yeah, that’s right. Look up JJAngleton and the MMF thread in the Miscellaneous Section’s relationship advice forum. James Jesus Angleton, the famous King of Counter-Intelligence within the CIA and you dim-witted simpletons over there at bb.com had no fucking clue what the connection between that screen name and the covert operations that were (and still are) being conducted on a daily basis over there is.
Ok but for reals:
When the bad guy is searching for the good guy and he decides to just shoot up the last closet door/bathroom stall door because he KNOWS that the good guy is behind it… but after he kicks open the door the guys pops out of nowhere and smashes him in the face (more than likely with a gun or a drop kick)
Any movie that has Ashton Kutcher in it. Seriously, he is horrible.
When someone shoots the gas tank of a car and it explodes like there was C4 inside.
When people survive pretty extreme falls and get up like nothing happened.
When someone is stabbed in the stomach and dies instantly. lol
[quote]gregron wrote:
^^hahahaha I should have known you would comment on that. The worlds only HXC straight edge Vegan KKK member lol[/quote]
My guidance counselor told me to find my niche and run with it.
One thing that I’m sick of in movies are the movies themselves. I’m sick of remakes and I’m sick of everything being about neural bombardment and explosions and CGI and over-the-top action scenes and so forth. I want more from Hollywood, I want more movies that challenge me intellectually, I want more movies that depend on character depth and plot development rather than the sheer totality of action to carry the thing along.
I want more movies with interesting, unique plots and premises rather than the same old bullshit recycled/regurgitated by Paramount every summer. They don’t even bother recycling the plots anymore; they just outright copy the plot entirely and call it a “remake”. And I don’t want to have to sit in some art house theater/shooting gallery to see movies like these.
I don’t want to have to be finely-honed in on the indie movie scene in order to see movies of substance; I want to be able to talk about these movies in an intelligent manner with other people who have also seen them. I want to leave a theater feeling smarter and sharper, not cheap and used and taken advantage of.
But within movies themselves, I’m really sick of CGI. I think CGI is good when it is used to enhance a scene rather than dominate it. I don’t watch cartoons anymore and if I did, I wouldn’t pay 10 bucks to watch them in the theater. Action and stunts and all that can be done very well with minimal CGI, or even with no CGI. Inception and XXX are two movies that come to mind that had great action scenes and stunts with little-to-no CGI.
Good guy is hidden behind a wall or something. Bad guy has machine gun. Good guy starts running behind wall. Bad guy happens to trail him with bullets at precisely the right speed that it NEVER catches him…never thinking to just randomly spread the entire wall with bullet holes.
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
7- Invincible enemies that comes back to grab someone no matter how badly they got shot, beaten, stabbed, sawed in half, burned, exploded, etc.
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I get suspension of disbelief and whatnot but this kills so many horror/thriller flicks for me. I don’t mind it when it’s clearly laid out that the villain is some crazy mutated/alien creature, but when it’s another human it’s facepalm express.
Leg almost completely cut off by a chain saw and the ‘good guys’ are getting away by running into the forest? No problem, not only will you not bleed to death, but you will catch up to them very quickly with your superior 1 legged sprinting speed.
This thread is making me hate movies.
I’m cancelling my Netflix.
When people get shot by a gun and they get blown back about 10 feet. It’s retarded and immediately lowers the intelligence of the film by 900%. Mythbusters showed that it’s bullshit and the only film to ever get it right was saving private ryan.
Crap sudden endings to films to make them seem all deep and mysterious.
Ridiculous “cool” fight scenes. PLEASE STOP THIS!
Some good ones have already been covered so thats all for now.
Renee Zelwegger and Nicole Kidman. They are hideous. Please get them off of my screen.
Josh Duhamel. Mr. Fergie is fucking terrible.
Jennifer Anniston. She plays the same exact character in every movie.
Unlimited bullets and people getting knocked across the room by a shotgun blast. If the blast knocked them that far, it would probably knock the shooter back that far.
Nicolas Cage. What was the last movie he made that was any good. His hair has more personality.
Predicatbility. Pretty much every movie I have seen recently I have predicted the ending about 15 minutes in. This is especially true for Romantic Comedies.
Romantic Comedies.
[quote]Bigjuicyhog wrote:
Renee Zelwegger and Nicole Kidman. They are hideous. Please get them off of my screen.
Josh Duhamel. Mr. Fergie is fucking terrible.
Jennifer Anniston. She plays the same exact character in every movie.
Unlimited bullets and people getting knocked across the room by a shotgun blast. If the blast knocked them that far, it would probably knock the shooter back that far.
Nicolas Cage. What was the last movie he made that was any good. His hair has more personality.
Predicatbility. Pretty much every movie I have seen recently I have predicted the ending about 15 minutes in. This is especially true for Romantic Comedies.
Romantic Comedies.[/quote]
I agree with all of these… except the last one. I’m a sucker for a good romantic comedy (especially indy rom-coms). Maybe my fondness has more to do with the fact that I watch them with my wife.
[quote]Defiance wrote:
I hate it when they somehow force a character it the movie to say the movies name.
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X2!
I started watching Silent Hill, and within the first 5 minutes, that little girl started yelling “Silent Hill, Silent Hill”!
At that very moment I turned it the fuck off and never saw the rest of it.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Bigjuicyhog wrote:
Renee Zelwegger and Nicole Kidman. They are hideous. Please get them off of my screen.
Josh Duhamel. Mr. Fergie is fucking terrible.
Jennifer Anniston. She plays the same exact character in every movie.
Unlimited bullets and people getting knocked across the room by a shotgun blast. If the blast knocked them that far, it would probably knock the shooter back that far.
Nicolas Cage. What was the last movie he made that was any good. His hair has more personality.
Predicatbility. Pretty much every movie I have seen recently I have predicted the ending about 15 minutes in. This is especially true for Romantic Comedies.
Romantic Comedies.[/quote]
I agree with all of these… except the last one. I’m a sucker for a good romantic comedy (especially indy rom-coms). Maybe my fondness has more to do with the fact that I watch them with my wife.
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And what happens after the movie.
Nicholas Cage as a main character. That dude is not a lead actor material.
On a slight tangent, I’m absolutely sick and tired of people clapping in the theater after a movie is over. I mean seriously, who are you clapping to, the damn actors aren’t in the building, just get up out of your chair, and GTFO.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Bigjuicyhog wrote:
Renee Zelwegger and Nicole Kidman. They are hideous. Please get them off of my screen.
Josh Duhamel. Mr. Fergie is fucking terrible.
Jennifer Anniston. She plays the same exact character in every movie.
Unlimited bullets and people getting knocked across the room by a shotgun blast. If the blast knocked them that far, it would probably knock the shooter back that far.
Nicolas Cage. What was the last movie he made that was any good. His hair has more personality.
Predicatbility. Pretty much every movie I have seen recently I have predicted the ending about 15 minutes in. This is especially true for Romantic Comedies.
Romantic Comedies.[/quote]
I agree with all of these… except the last one. I’m a sucker for a good romantic comedy (especially indy rom-coms). Maybe my fondness has more to do with the fact that I watch them with my wife.
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I think my biggest issue with romcoms is the crap that I have seen recently. One piece of crap with Josh Duhamel and Katherine Heigl. The other with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Anniston. No all are bad, but the shit I have seen recently is…shit.
The way hacking and really just basic computer function in general is portrayed. It’s always wrong. Always.
The big misunderstanding that happens in literally every single romantic comedy ever. If the characters just took 5 seconds to think ‘hey, maybe there is some context to this situation’ things would go a lot better for both characters.
Sometimes I like the use of hyperboles.
Julia Roberts