I’m sick of Matt Damon’s acting range. It goes from awesome to terrible (e.g. Hereafter and The Adjustment Bureau) and i just want him as awesome or better.
Robots always having vital parts in their heads
Any system can be hacked in seconds
No matter how far you fall, you can always catch yourself with one hand.
[quote]Gkhan wrote:
133. If it’s your last day on the job and your names not Roger Murtaugh, you’re gonna die.[/quote]
- But if your name is Roger Murtaugh, you’re probably “Getting too old for this shit”.
Another thing about shotguns in movies: Sending someone flying three metres through the air when you shoot them. Whatever happened to ‘equal and opposite reactions’?
Mh. But still this mysterious movie force of nature is canceled out when someone is shot while standing close to the edge of a rooftop. If that happens the guy always falls forward.
[quote]byukid wrote:
I’m sick of Matt Damon’s acting range. It goes from awesome to terrible (e.g. Hereafter and The Adjustment Bureau) and i just want him as awesome or better.[/quote]
I am sick of Matt Damon having one eyebrow raised in every shot, every scene.
[quote]captaincalvert wrote:
I’m sick of Hollywood getting English accents wrong, especially the Norwegian one, which is always so overdone that it makes me embarrassed that someone might think that I speak like that.
I also still vividly remember an episode of The X-files that took place in Northern Norway. In one or two scenes there was supposed to be Norwegians speaking Norwegian, but instead of hiring a couple of Norwegian actors to this simple job, they invented their own completely incomprehensible mock Norwegian. They spoke about as Norwegian as the Swedish cook spoke Swedish in the Muppet Show back in the seventies. I also seem to recall that the “Norwegian” fishermen looked like a cross bewtween cavemen and hobos, because of course you can’t possibly look like a normal person and work on a fishing boat. I found that incredibly disrespectful, and I’ve been wondering ever since if they do this with other peoples and languages I don’t understand as well.[/quote]
Every second nazi in a movie speaks a completely fucked up German.
Even those that do not have a terrible accent that is almost incomprehensible say things that are grammatically correct but stand out like a sore thumb.
[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
I’m sick of Matt Damon’s acting range. It goes from awesome to terrible (e.g. Hereafter and The Adjustment Bureau) and i just want him as awesome or better.[/quote]
I am sick of Matt Damon having one eyebrow raised in every shot, every scene.[/quote]
It never gets old in the Bourne Trilogy, hell the bourne trilogy is part of a handful of movies I can watch a hundred times and never get bored.
Enemy at the Gates: By far the best/worst example of the “English accent phenomenon.” Seriously, you cocksuckers couldn’t take a week or two to learn a goddamned Russian accent?! Then there’s old Ed Harris, who speaks in a curiously American German accent. This shit ruined that whole movie for me.
Now, back to the REAL topic; FUCK MAGGIE GYLENHALNHBFHUDBFIU. In no definition of the word is that thing in any way attractive, and LOL at the douche bag white knighting for her.
Yeah fuck MG, because Crazy Heart would have been much improved by casting Megan Fox instead. Having ONLY picture perfect leading ladies would kill the movie experience for me. I would sit there for 90 minutes thinking NO WAY would that chick be fucking Jeff Bridges. lol
I agree. When everyone is picture perfect it kills suspension of disbelief. If I want to spend my time drooling over beautiful women, there’s no shortage of porn in the world.
[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
I’m sick of Matt Damon’s acting range. It goes from awesome to terrible (e.g. Hereafter and The Adjustment Bureau) and i just want him as awesome or better.[/quote]
I am sick of Matt Damon having one eyebrow raised in every shot, every scene.[/quote]
Plus, he always does that goofy grin thing where he licks his lips and teeth.
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
I’m sick to my stomach every time I see this before a film title “Tyler Perry’s…”
Someone either has to put that guy out of his misery or not allow black people into a movie theatre so his movies stop selling tickets.[/quote]
Coonery.
Certain things that George Clooney does with his head annoy me. Like when he’s saying something snarky or smarmy, his head kind of bobs side to side.
Oh, and has anyone mentioned Susan Sarandon? Not any particular role she’s played. Just ALL of them.
I hate it that action heroes have no muscle any more, but I guess on this site that goes without saying.
[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Yeah fuck MG, because Crazy Heart would have been much improved by casting Megan Fox instead. Having ONLY picture perfect leading ladies would kill the movie experience for me. I would sit there for 90 minutes thinking NO WAY would that chick be fucking Jeff Bridges. lol[/quote]
YEA! God knows there are no average looking women in Hollywood who could replicate her smug, off-putting acting. She’s truly one of the greats of our time…
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[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Things I’m sick and tired of in movies? Hmm…
Russell Crowe(He’s a New Zealander BTW)
Mel Gibson(He’s American BTW)
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Reminder: Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson are NOT Australians. I apologise sincerely for Steve Irwin however.[/quote]
Oh come now, you can’t steal Russ from us and then disown him. He’s one of you now, for better or worse.
And little Mel is still an Aussie at heart.
And leave Irwin alone, he died as he lived. With animals in his heart.[/quote]
Reckon, Crowe is all yours now and you’re welcome to him.
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Russell Crowe is awesome, plus he was awesome at cricket making him more awesome, plus hes related to martin crowe
[quote]captaincalvert wrote:
Invincible bad ass special forces soldiers shooting from the hip. Like anyone ever hit something that way unless it was by accident.
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This I somewhat disagree with. I’ve had the privilege of shooting a fair assortment of full auto guns. IMO, AK’s are the most horribly inaccurate thing after the third FA round. It’s no wonder that haji’s can shoot 30k bullets and only kill one person.
Submachine guns though, at least those I fired (mp5 navy, m3a1 grease gun, sten, and an mp40) were all unbelievable accurate in full auto. I shot the mp5 from the hip and the grease gun from the hip and while not terrifically accurate. Someone within 30 yards would have still been swiss cheese past that I’m not sure, though I think at 50 yards I still would have gotten 2-3 rounds in the person. But the bullets are awfully random when hip firing, a lot like in video games, one will go low and left, and then the next will be 3 feet high and right.
[quote]jward7892 wrote:
you just proved my point, when someone disagrees with you, you immediately call them a troll and dismiss their opinions as shit, and I will gladly leave, love the information from this site, the community sucks, maybe ill make another account if I ever need an ego boost[/quote]
I watched Aliens last night and I kinda thought now a days with all the CGI it’s not as scary.
Also, I hate crap movies that become huge for no reason. Perfect example, Avatar. Yeah, the CGI was amazing, the video part of the movie rocked. 2D and 3D looked great. The acting was pathetic, the dialogue was juvenile and the plot itself wasn’t even his idea. Fuck that movie.
Seriously, watch it again, it sucks.