[quote]biglifter wrote:
Hey, late to the party here and just skipped to the end. Did anyone mention Maggie Gyllenhaal yet? You could cut diamond with that grill. [/quote]
I’ve said it before and everyone was mean to me, she ruined the Batman movie she was in. Her and the Chinaman’s scene is atrocious.
She’s so damn smug in everything she does.
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Everything about Maggie Gyllenhaal is nightmarish. I cringed when Heath Ledger was forced to imply that she was ‘beautiful’ in the party scene.
The only mercy is that it SEEMS that she’s not being cast as the ‘sexy female lead’ ever since she grounded so many woodies in The Dark Knight.[/quote]
You have a choice: Survive a plane crash on a remote island with either Maggie Gyllenhaal OR Rosie O’Donnell.
Maggie looks pretty damn good now, doesn’t she?
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Dwarfs…no thought at all.
You can live much longer and retain your lean body mass eating Rosie, horse face you will eat in a couple days.
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^^^ this.
Plus whatever you don’t eat of Rosie can be rendered down into a LOT of hand lotion.
[quote]jward7892 wrote:
OP, the only thing that is more annoying than a guy calling an attractive women ugly, is an ugly guy calling an attractive women ugly, trust me, she wouldn’t fuck you with a 10 foot pole. From my short time lurking these forums, I’m already completely turned off by the members. The only constant posters just go around blowing up each others ego whenever someone else comes in and tries to disprove one of their points. Shit on bodybuilding.com all you want, at least the posters on the forums there actually and helpful and friendly and trying to better each other[/quote]
Hopefully she’d only have sex with her husband and she’s not so shallow to marry someone based off their looks alone.
People being able to hold their breaths under water for insane amounts of time.
In any shoot out when a gun runs out of bullets, they’ll look at the gun like an idiot as if something strange happened and then make sure to throw the gun down.
In the Theatre -
3D
Movies being way too loud
Parents bringing their kids that are way too young for the movie and having to listen to them talk/cry.
[quote]GeneticSynergy9 wrote:
Just finished reading this thread, some great examples here had me laughing quite a bit. Surprised no one mentioned my biggest problem with a lot of movies, cell phones treated like landlines. For instance, someone will hang up and the main character’s cell plays a dial tone. Or to emphasize that there’s no signal, the cell will beep or play that tone/message that there’s no connection. Bugs me everytime.[/quote]
You do realize that cell phone systems still have dial tones…
[quote]GeneticSynergy9 wrote:
Just finished reading this thread, some great examples here had me laughing quite a bit. Surprised no one mentioned my biggest problem with a lot of movies, cell phones treated like landlines. For instance, someone will hang up and the main character’s cell plays a dial tone. Or to emphasize that there’s no signal, the cell will beep or play that tone/message that there’s no connection. Bugs me everytime.[/quote]
You do realize that cell phone systems still have dial tones…[/quote]
They also have noise generators, because otherwise people ask “are you still there? it got quiet and I wasn’t sure”
Remakes of remakes of remakes… can’t anyone come up with anything original anymore?
Horror movies - If it’s a F13th movie, and the main characters even hear the name Jason Voorhees, having a stockpile of military grade weaponry including but not limited to high caliber automatic weapons with hollow pt bullets, Gatling Guns, Drone Strikes on command, the inclusion of bringing in the National Guard if need be…
Which brings me to my next point… how the sam hill does a villian speed walk like JV when you could have someone like Olympic level 800 meter runner busting a move and he still ends up ganking their arse without so much as a brisk paced walk?
A pregnant woman in her 9th month will one of two things:
Quietly turn to her husband and say “It’s time,” to which the husband will say “Time? Time for what?” Then it will dawn on him and he’ll say “IT’S TIME!” then he will freak out and she will stay calm.
She will be the one that freaks out and just yells ONE. WORD. AT. A. TIME. till they get to the hospital.
[quote]Cuso wrote:
Saw Moneyball yesterday and what got me was that for the 1,000,000th time the good looking go-getter sportsman guy (Pitt) was partnered up with the nerdy, chunky guy with glasses and a degree in economics from some ivy league college.
While I was watching the movie I was constantly thinking about this thread and it ruined the whole moneyball experience for me.
I hate you all.[/quote]
Kinda late reply but whatevs … To be fair, Billy Bean was/is a decent lookin’ dude and the guy who Jonah Hill is supposed to represent was/is a dorky lookin dude with an economics degree from Harvard who went on to be the (unsuccessful) GM for the LA Dodgers … so, the movie was pretty accurate to how it happened irl and in Michael Lewis’ book