I hate when they show movies on TV and at the end when they roll the credits they are so anxious to start the next show they fly through them at a rate so fast that I can’t even read who the Key Grip was.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
I hate when they show movies on TV and at the end when they roll the credits they are so anxious to start the next show they fly through them at a rate so fast that I can’t even read who the Key Grip was.[/quote]
second that.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
I hate it when someone in a movie does a zercher squat and DOESN’T instantly blow out a bicep.
Damn you Hollywood.[/quote]
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Well played good sir
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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This doesn’t bother me if the strippers are actually naked and we get to see some nipples (female). But I fucking hate when they walk into a strip club and the women aren’t at least topless. Why the fuck would you choose to write a scene in a strip club into your movie if you know it’ll be rated pg-13 or you have an actress who would never appear naked and you’ll be forced to water the whole scene down as a result.
Why not move the whole scenario into a shithole bar instead? And what’s up with R-rated movies that don’t show some tits and ass when they have the chance? The Town? Blake Lively? She should have been naked as fuck when she was riding Ben Affleck’s half-flaccid cock in that movie, and if she doesn’t want to do it all the director needs to do is remind her that before she was cast in this film, no one know who the fuck you are, you stupid bitch! So take off your goddamned clothes right the fuck now or you’ll never get a job in this Godforsaken town again![/quote]
Ummm…wasn’t the direct Ben Affleck???
[quote]Nards wrote:
If a cop is at a hot dog stand in New York he will get one bite before having to throw it away to chase a bad guy.[/quote]
It’s not just this - it happens with food, drink, cigarettes. The scene in Pulp Fiction in Jack Rabbit Slims drives me crazy because they have about one bite and one sip before heading on to the dance floor. Major wastage!
Also, Nic Cage’s hair. WTF is up with it? I can no longer watch a film with him in it because the hair puts me off. I am guessing he’s had a face lift and can no longer grow hair in the sideburn area or something. It looks fucking freaky.
And moving on from that, 40-50something male lead paired with 20-30 year old female lead. Grrr.
When actors play people that are trying to get a large sum of money, like a million dollars or so, but you know the actor himself got 15 million to play that part…kinda funny.
When a character needs to have some sort of on-the-spot surgery done so he takes a shot of whiskey and he’s ready…I think most people would need about 8 to kill the pain.
Any period movie will have everyone on all the streets driving brand new cars from that time. I mean like a movie will be set in 1957 and all the cars are from 1955 or 1956 or thereabouts…with no one driving 20 year-old cars.
I got one- when any two people (spies for instance) are meeting up in secret, in public, but looking in different directions while having a full blown conversation with each other. IT’S CLEAR YOU ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER! FACING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS WHILE MOVING YOUR MOUTHS WILL NOT FOOL THOSE FOLLOWING EITHER OF YOU!
Shit be stupid ><
[quote]Nards wrote:
When a character needs to have some sort of on-the-spot surgery done so he takes a shot of whiskey and he’s ready…I think most people would need about 8 to kill the pain.
Any period movie will have everyone on all the streets driving brand new cars from that time. I mean like a movie will be set in 1957 and all the cars are from 1955 or 1956 or thereabouts…with no one driving 20 year-old cars.[/quote]
I also love how you’ll only see one brand of car throughout the whole movie. This seems to mostly be with Ford.
Well I have to finally say the medical issues fucking kill me. Recently in Wolverine when the General is telling Wolverine that they faked the chicks death with Hydrochlorothiazide which is HCTZ a common blood pressure medication that half the country is on. Or a guy with a nasal cannula in his nose giving him O2 but next to him is a ventilator running. How much would it cost to get an actual Nurse or MD to consult?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Well I have to finally say the medical issues fucking kill me. Recently in Wolverine when the General is telling Wolverine that they faked the chicks death with Hydrochlorothiazide which is HCTZ a common blood pressure medication that half the country is on. Or a guy with a nasal cannula in his nose giving him O2 but next to him is a ventilator running. How much would it cost to get an actual Nurse or MD to consult?[/quote]
Ha, sounds like my dad watching House.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
If a cop is at a hot dog stand in New York he will get one bite before having to throw it away to chase a bad guy.[/quote]
It’s not just this - it happens with food, drink, cigarettes. The scene in Pulp Fiction in Jack Rabbit Slims drives me crazy because they have about one bite and one sip before heading on to the dance floor. Major wastage!
Also, Nic Cage’s hair. WTF is up with it? I can no longer watch a film with him in it because the hair puts me off. I am guessing he’s had a face lift and can no longer grow hair in the sideburn area or something. It looks fucking freaky.
And moving on from that, 40-50something male lead paired with 20-30 year old female lead. Grrr.[/quote]
They probably had to force themselves to even have that one bite, given all the cocaine and horse they were on.
[quote]Nards wrote:
When a character needs to have some sort of on-the-spot surgery done so he takes a shot of whiskey and he’s ready…I think most people would need about 8 to kill the pain.
Any period movie will have everyone on all the streets driving brand new cars from that time. I mean like a movie will be set in 1957 and all the cars are from 1955 or 1956 or thereabouts…with no one driving 20 year-old cars.[/quote]
Reminds me of Animal House. That beautiful Lincoln Continental that they total? That’s a '64.
The movie takes place in 1962.
MOPEDS
Fucking Mopeds! I HATE THEM!..Nothing says, cute and innocent with a little PIZZAZ like a fucking moped. they are in every shitty movie, and it’s probably either a chick flick, or it was produced by someone who lactates
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
MOPEDS
Fucking Mopeds! I HATE THEM!..Nothing says, cute and innocent with a little PIZZAZ like a fucking moped. they are in every shitty movie, and it’s probably either a chick flick, or it was produced by someone who lactates[/quote]
So stop watching teen romance flicks.
Problem solved.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
MOPEDS
Fucking Mopeds! I HATE THEM!..Nothing says, cute and innocent with a little PIZZAZ like a fucking moped. they are in every shitty movie, and it’s probably either a chick flick, or it was produced by someone who lactates[/quote]
So stop watching teen romance flicks.
Problem solved. [/quote]
Dumb and Dumber was not a romance flick. 
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Well I have to finally say the medical issues fucking kill me. Recently in Wolverine when the General is telling Wolverine that they faked the chicks death with Hydrochlorothiazide which is HCTZ a common blood pressure medication that half the country is on. Or a guy with a nasal cannula in his nose giving him O2 but next to him is a ventilator running. How much would it cost to get an actual Nurse or MD to consult?[/quote]
I feel the same way when it comes to any sort of a military movie.
You see guys hiding behind a car/wall and it deflecting bullets. You’ll see someone get shot once or twice in the stomach and die instantly. You see people doing the most have assed room clearances while all sweeping eachother… stuff like that gets annoying but I’ve learned to just ignore it since it happens in EVERY movie.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
MOPEDS
Fucking Mopeds! I HATE THEM!..Nothing says, cute and innocent with a little PIZZAZ like a fucking moped. they are in every shitty movie, and it’s probably either a chick flick, or it was produced by someone who lactates[/quote]
So stop watching teen romance flicks.
Problem solved. [/quote]
LOKL, nice…
That pic is from “yes man” with Jim carry I saw it on TBS recently. I’m not a huge movie buff but I love me some coen brothers films thats for sure.
In a revenge movie when someone tries to tell the cop out for revenge that “Killing the bad guy won’t bring your wife and kids back!”
No shit? What a stupid fucking supposed-to-be-deep line!
When parents come home to their 7 to 9 year old kids and pick them up and make that groaning “you’re so big!” now noise.
When parents talk to their kids by kneeling down and speaking like they’re talking to their boss’s kid and asking inane questions about the kid’s toys and then at the end, tweaking the kid’s nose. I don’t think any parent in real life does this.