These Things Piss Me Off

fatcat · December 18, 2008, 2:21am

the thing that pisses me off the most lately is my douche bag friend at the gym complaining about stretching after lifting. im doing a DC template and it calls for extreme stretching and the pussy can’t handle it and fuckin complains when im in a deep and excrutiatingly painful stretch about how what we are doing is stupid.

he also keeps complaining about how i do too many warmup sets. (i do like 3-4 to get the movement pattern down and it takes like 4-5 minutes tops.) today i lost it and fuckin yelled at him in the middle of the gym and he quieted down. hes way bigger than me too but he hasnt progressed in years and is starting to realize it.

jermag27 · December 18, 2008, 4:40am

On the subject of driving:

When I signal to change lanes, and see and hear the car in the other lane floor it to try and block me. You WILL get a face full of Dodge Ram if you do that.

When I’m behind someone who is driving slow in the passing lane, and as soon as I maneuver to go around them they speed up. Just go the speed limit in the first place!

I could write a book about bad driving.

[quote]sluicy wrote:
jermag27 wrote:
sluicy wrote:
People who signal that they’re going to change lanes and then pull over in tiny increments like they’re waiting to see if you approve of their decision.

How hard is it?

SIGNAL… ACCELERATE… MOVE OVER.

It takes TWO SECONDS.

(Texas v. New England rant.)

How about people who feel they don’t need to signal if they just drift over slowly into your lane.

It doesn’t matter if you are going to signal or not, effing move over! My beef is how hard it is for some people to change lanes, like it is some life altering decision and they need therapy do do it. FFS, I don’t even care if you don’t signal if you do it quickly. Just do it and don’t dink the eff around with it and take half the day to change lanes. I’m a nice person and I’ll let you in if you signal but if you signal and then take half a damned hour to move over because you’re trying to see if I really am going to let you in, all you are doing is giving me a damned heart attack.

I swear, give me Boston traffic over Dallas traffic any day. At least they know what the hell they are going to do and they do it. [/quote]

pushmepullme · December 18, 2008, 5:06am

T-Nation messed up forum updating.

JGerman · December 18, 2008, 2:02pm

I read the first page. Boy was that a shit-ton of fun! I only have 1 that comes to mind right now…

-Complaining!

josh86 · December 19, 2008, 5:04am

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
josh86 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
People who can’t fucking park. They take up 4 parking spaces at the grocery store with their 88 POS, or they just miss the spaces entirely and plop their car randomly in front of the store.

Alternatively the people who have such super special cars that they need to park diagonally across two spots so it doesn’t get scratched. I’m just itching to key those ones. Sometimes the only reason I don’t is because my kids are with me and it would set a bad example.

Omg this is like the mother of all! I fucking HATE I repeat FUCKING HATE anyone who drives a huge fucking lifted ugly ass truck that would roll over if they actually took it offroading and parks taking up anywhere from 2-6 parking spots.

Also people that come park next to your driver side after you’ve already parked and park so damn close you have to get in on the other side…I currently drive a POS car, I will slam my door open into your car if you do this to me so I can squeeze in.

And then I will leave you a fuck you note on your car. This shit happens all the time when I’m at the gym I come out and some ass has done this to me, and the fact that I’m fucking pumped up from lifting just makes my anger problem even worse.

Oh man, I know EXACTLY how you feel about this. This shit happens to me all the time too. Some dipshit asshole will park an inch away from your driver side door… I keep a sharpie in my car now and the last time this happened to me I wrote I PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE on the back of his car. I can’t stand this shit, people need to brought down a couple levels sometimes.

Here in MI we get a lot of snow and it covers up the yellow lines in the parking lots. Naturally, you have people who just park wherever they want, and don’t even attempt to find the yellow lines.

Anyway, I always stop in front of the spot, break out the brush and brush away the snow covering the yellow lines. I do this in hopes that it will set an example for others to follow, and keep people from parking to close to my car.

Of course this never works and I always get the uber-douche assbag parking half a fucking inch away from my car. People are fucking morons when it comes to driving.

I also HATE my loud asshole neighbor. I really wish he would die. I really do.[/quote]

Dang man, do they even really need lines to know you shouldn’t park so fucking close to someones driver side?! That’s an awesome idea about the Sharpie marker…I may have to start keeping one in my car now.

grappler_123 · December 19, 2008, 8:25am

People in the gym who take up a bench to work out with and another to put their towel and water bottle on

People in the gym who set up shop under the only cable crossover machine and proceed to do calisthenics.

18-21 year old guys lifting 60 pound dumbells, thinkin its heavy, and dropping them after every set, then proceeding to shadowbox or play grabass with their friends instead of just getting their lift on.

And of course, dipshit drivers. I dont know what it is about snow, but it makes people drive like Rainman. Even if there is no snow on the road. Just irritating.

Stength4life · December 19, 2008, 4:26pm

[quote]josh86 wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
josh86 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
People who can’t fucking park. They take up 4 parking spaces at the grocery store with their 88 POS, or they just miss the spaces entirely and plop their car randomly in front of the store.