These Things Piss Me Off

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These forums have become just like anyother forum in the interwebz. Everyone has to put their opinion down no matter how ignorant, irrelevant or un-funny it is. Is it too hard to think a little before you push “submit”… shit I personally hit back button on about 9 out 10 posts I write (looks like this shoulda been one of those).

I think I have automatically started to loathe forums that have users who generate hundreds of posts a month… I know there are many, yet I simply cannot recall any of them neither by name or nature.

Honestly I don’t care and I don’t expect anyone to care about this or what I think about whatever…

There is not much life I can or want to relate to here anymore… in the end if you invest hope to anything but yourself you’re gonna get disapointed.

Random thought: “to be able to relate is to have a life.”

Oh the irony of what I just said… submitting for the lolz and extra pity points.

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And yet you put down your opinion for us to read?

These are DISCUSSION forums, and are here for people to express their opinions. You may not relate to, or agree with threads that are started, but there are obviously some who do.

Another pet peeve: People who try to kill threads because they don’t like the topic.

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Getting chlamydia from a girlfriend, confronting her about it, then her saying she “must’ve gotten it from you” … funny, I didn’t have it when we started dating, it’s not like that shit’s crab-grass it just doesn’t spring up overnight after a heavy rain now does it? … that really grinds my gears

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[quote]jermag27 wrote:
And yet you put down your opinion for us to read?

These are DISCUSSION forums, and are here for people to express their opinions. You may not relate to, or agree with threads that are started, but there are obviously some who do.

Another pet peeve: People who try to kill threads because they don’t like the topic. [/quote]

Guess you got me there…

Oh wait.

So… what happened to your porn collection?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
The asshole in my quiet neighborhood who drives his huge LOUD truck around at odd hours of the night and day. I’ve been told he bought some device that makes the truck louder. And this guy is in his 40s.[/quote]

Age doesn’t fix stupidity.

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[quote]josh86 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
People who can’t fucking park. They take up 4 parking spaces at the grocery store with their 88 POS, or they just miss the spaces entirely and plop their car randomly in front of the store.

Alternatively the people who have such super special cars that they need to park diagonally across two spots so it doesn’t get scratched. I’m just itching to key those ones. Sometimes the only reason I don’t is because my kids are with me and it would set a bad example.

Omg this is like the mother of all! I fucking HATE I repeat FUCKING HATE anyone who drives a huge fucking lifted ugly ass truck that would roll over if they actually took it offroading and parks taking up anywhere from 2-6 parking spots.

Also people that come park next to your driver side after you’ve already parked and park so damn close you have to get in on the other side…I currently drive a POS car, I will slam my door open into your car if you do this to me so I can squeeze in.

And then I will leave you a fuck you note on your car. This shit happens all the time when I’m at the gym I come out and some ass has done this to me, and the fact that I’m fucking pumped up from lifting just makes my anger problem even worse.[/quote]

Oh man, I know EXACTLY how you feel about this. This shit happens to me all the time too. Some dipshit asshole will park an inch away from your driver side door… I keep a sharpie in my car now and the last time this happened to me I wrote I PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE on the back of his car. I can’t stand this shit, people need to brought down a couple levels sometimes.

Here in MI we get a lot of snow and it covers up the yellow lines in the parking lots. Naturally, you have people who just park wherever they want, and don’t even attempt to find the yellow lines.

Anyway, I always stop in front of the spot, break out the brush and brush away the snow covering the yellow lines. I do this in hopes that it will set an example for others to follow, and keep people from parking to close to my car.

Of course this never works and I always get the uber-douche assbag parking half a fucking inch away from my car. People are fucking morons when it comes to driving.

I also HATE my loud asshole neighbor. I really wish he would die. I really do.

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Stone101 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Stone101 wrote:
Having 4 finals over the next four days.

This is a very cathartic thread.

I’m pretty sure cathartic means laxative. This thread is very laxative?

People who don’t understand the use of cathartic. It can refer to a laxative effect but is also an emotional release.

Thank you.

Cathartic is not used where I am from. I apologize. YOu provoked me to look up the word. Websters defined it as a laxative

I’m skeptical that dictionaries are used much where you’re from. It’s pretty clearly defined in every online dictionary I looked at as “a process of releasing strong emotions through a particular activity or experience”. In only one instance was there an alternate definition that referred to a purging medicine, but that definition was also prefaced by “Medical” which means it has a limited use.

Not to be critical (but I feel like a dick today), but cathartic and emo are two VERY different concepts. Emo (sullen and brooding) would be cured by a catharsis.

DB[/quote]

Oh yeah it’s there. But its not the main definition. You win

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[quote]Stength4life wrote:

You’d think dictionary.com would have at least 1 definition pertaining to emotions

[/quote]

Fixed.

You read the adjective in “cathartic thread” as a noun. Your error makes a bit more sense now.

Internet grammar nazis piss me off.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Stength4life wrote:

You’d think dictionary.com would have at least 1 definition pertaining to emotions

Fixed.

You read the adjective in “cathartic thread” as a noun. Your error makes a bit more sense now.

Internet grammar nazis piss me off.[/quote]

Dam you replied fast

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My bad temper pisses me off!!

Actually, I get pissed of at shit I can’t control, but otherwise I don’t typically get pissed off that much.

Although, when I get my man-period, I can be a raging bitch.

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  1. Chavs
  2. Fat people who want to lose weight but dont try
  3. People who have club (techno) music playing loud in their cars, its shit…
  4. People who have been going training for less than a month and are experts in the field

I think that its obvious from this thread a lot of people deserve to be hated :smiley:

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[quote]Sh!fty wrote:

  1. Chavs
  2. Fat people who want to lose weight but dont try
  3. People who have club (techno) music playing loud in their cars, its shit…
  4. People who have been going training for less than a month and are experts in the field

I think that its obvious from this thread a lot of people deserve to be hated :D[/quote]

People who have been members of T-Nation for 3 solid years, yet only posted a meager 33 times.

lol

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[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Stone101 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Stone101 wrote:
Having 4 finals over the next four days.

This is a very cathartic thread.

I’m pretty sure cathartic means laxative. This thread is very laxative?

People who don’t understand the use of cathartic. It can refer to a laxative effect but is also an emotional release.

Thank you.

Cathartic is not used where I am from. I apologize. YOu provoked me to look up the word. Websters defined it as a laxative

I abuse laxatives.
[/quote]

Just make sure you are getting enough potassium.

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This:

I hate hearing people chew! It is the one and only thing that I truely hate.

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[quote]Squiggles wrote:
This:

I hate hearing people chew! It is the one and only thing that I truely hate.[/quote]

What the hell was that? HAHA that was different

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People who signal that they’re going to change lanes and then pull over in tiny increments like they’re waiting to see if you approve of their decision.

How hard is it?

SIGNAL… ACCELERATE… MOVE OVER.

It takes TWO SECONDS.

(Texas v. New England rant.)

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[quote]R@NE wrote:
jermag27 wrote:
And yet you put down your opinion for us to read?

These are DISCUSSION forums, and are here for people to express their opinions. You may not relate to, or agree with threads that are started, but there are obviously some who do.

Another pet peeve: People who try to kill threads because they don’t like the topic.

Guess you got me there…

Oh wait.

So… what happened to your porn collection?[/quote]

Lol, talked to the wife. I’m keeping it limited to the porn we watch together, and she’s making more of an effort to keep our sex exciting (and often).

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[quote]sluicy wrote:
People who signal that they’re going to change lanes and then pull over in tiny increments like they’re waiting to see if you approve of their decision.

How hard is it?

SIGNAL… ACCELERATE… MOVE OVER.

It takes TWO SECONDS.

(Texas v. New England rant.) [/quote]

How about people who feel they don’t need to signal if they just drift over slowly into your lane.

I say recurrent drivers training every few years. I’d be down for it if it will help people learn to f****** merge properly!

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[quote]Squiggles wrote:
This:

I hate hearing people chew! It is the one and only thing that I truely hate.[/quote]

Those are some ugly teeth.

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[quote]jermag27 wrote:
sluicy wrote:
People who signal that they’re going to change lanes and then pull over in tiny increments like they’re waiting to see if you approve of their decision.

How hard is it?

SIGNAL… ACCELERATE… MOVE OVER.

It takes TWO SECONDS.

(Texas v. New England rant.)

How about people who feel they don’t need to signal if they just drift over slowly into your lane.
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It doesn’t matter if you are going to signal or not, effing move over! My beef is how hard it is for some people to change lanes, like it is some life altering decision and they need therapy do do it. FFS, I don’t even care if you don’t signal if you do it quickly. Just do it and don’t dink the eff around with it and take half the day to change lanes. I’m a nice person and I’ll let you in if you signal but if you signal and then take half a damned hour to move over because you’re trying to see if I really am going to let you in, all you are doing is giving me a damned heart attack.

I swear, give me Boston traffic over Dallas traffic any day. At least they know what the hell they are going to do and they do it.