I just took my kids to the zoo here in Brownsville, TX. We stumbled upon a baboon using both hands to masturbate. It was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. My wife drug off my kids, but I stayed and watched. For about 3 minutes I saw old hispanic women walk up with their grandkids, scream something in Spanish, cross themselves, and pull the kids away. Highlight of my week.
Hahahah!!! I too went to the St. Louis Zoo today, and I watched monkeys pick their asses and sniff it or eat their shit. I cracked up at that shit.
thats why they call it “spanking the monkey!”
My post has no point. Just thought I’d warn you.
The zoo story reminds me of something that my Old Man did at the Washington state fair one year. There was this big hog, and I mean a porker of epic proportions lying in a stall in the 4-H barn. Sumbitch was an easy 300 lbs. This lady with her kids and husband walked up and she looks at her man and says “Look! It’s so big it wouldn’t fit on our couch!”
Dad looked at me and said, loud enough so that they could hear, “Who the fuck would think to put that big cocksucker on the couch?”
Priceless.
P.S. Monkey’s rule. Especially when they dress up in people clothes and smoke pipes, pretend to read, etc. Who do they think they’re fooling?
Here’s my contribution. Not worthy of its own thread.
Driving by a local Spa Lady (women’s fitness chain up here in Canada) yesterday I noticed that somebody had changed the sign to read :
PENIS
ASK ABOUT OUR SPECIAL
Made me laugh. Considering it was at a busy intersection, I was curious about who would have had the opportunity to do it without being noticed. Comedy gold.