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I am in the US this week and not a single person talked about this at work today.
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The doctrine of American exceptionalism does not allow for annoying banter about soccer.
Now…as Otep alluded…why don’t we go ahead and shift the topic of American women choking to a more…ah…pertinent discourse?
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I really like when a woman chokes on my cock. I like the sound she makes. If it’s necessary, I’ll even paint my fucking sack up like a soccer ball.
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I must admit that the volume of slobber increases significantly when the choking occurs. The volume of slobber can thusly be correlated with an increase of pleasure to the suckee. An increase of pleasure to the suckee results in the world being a better place. Therefore, women that choke produce a positive effect to our precious little corner of the universe.[/quote]
I love the choking effect, mainly because they cant fucking nag if they have a mouth full of nutsack.[/quote]
I’m glad you mentioned that because it ties in nicely with a new discovery of mine. You see, I too love the choking effect. I like to use my hands to throttle a woman to within inches of her pitiful life whilst fornicating. However, I discovered a new way to choke a woman with my cock that I’m sure you, Push and most likely Count Rockula would really enjoy.
You’ve heard of an emergency tracheotomy, correct? Well, the next time you’re fucking just collapse the bitch’s fucking throat with a quick jab with your right hand. Then perform the tracheotomy as you normally would. A small incision will suffice and this will enable her to breath, albeit with some labor.
Now here’s the best part: you keep fucking her once she’s calmed down about you crushing her windpipe…and then you choke her with your cock by plugging her new airhole with it. I like to pretend that I’m Ahab while I do this, and that the person holding the camera in the corner of the room is Ishmael.[/quote]
fucking perfect. maybe ill have living dead girl playing on repeat on the mp3 player to go with it.[/quote]
I recommend Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner or, a personal favorite, Beethoven’s Piano Sonata #14 in C Minor, also known as Moonlight Sonata.[/quote]
no thanks, i dont like punk rock.[/quote]
Oh. In that case I recommend Too Drunk To Fuck by the Dead Kennedys.[/quote]
Will do!! I love politics!
and prison sex.