The Testes 2013

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

Most likely to be my distant cousin that I argue with during Seder: Dr. Skeptix

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“One must lean to the left to fulfill the obligation–”

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
I want my mysoginy medal.

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First, we gotta git you to sppel it right.

Then, I will personally drape it around your neck…in northeastern Arizona.[/quote]

Well, in that case I want the “I am speshul” participation medal.

I thought you were in them there Montana mountains?

With wolves?[/quote]

I am but the Navajo reservation is in AZ.[/quote]

Some jokes are too good to die.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

I’m not the one with autism! That’s White Sturgeon. Who also has a job in the mental health field. As did Chushin, who is weirder than us both!

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Oh, so that’s how it is, eh?

New nomination…

Looks Most Like a Therapist: EmilyQ[/quote]

Oh YEAH? Well, I LOOK MORE JAPANESE THAN YOU. Take that!

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Favorite troll: would have to be USAWchamp and by favorite I mean absurdly infuriating and mockable[/quote]

No way dude, Conservativedog wins hands down. [/quote]

I dunno man. I had already given Conservativedog a category, but I still think he has one trick, although its a good one. USAW was a little unhinged and all over the place. The “Can I pull off the bald look” thread was great.[/quote]

That was a pretty epic thread.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
I want my mysoginy medal.

[/quote]

First, we gotta git you to sppel it right.

Then, I will personally drape it around your neck…in northeastern Arizona.[/quote]

Well, in that case I want the “I am speshul” participation medal.

I thought you were in them there Montana mountains?

With wolves?[/quote]

I am but the Navajo reservation is in AZ.[/quote]

I’ve got oilfield buddies on the Comanche Reservation in Lawton, OK.

Much tougher crew, and they have all those big-ass wellbores up there. Stick 'em in and drop a joint of drill pipe on top.

[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

Most likely to be my distant cousin that I argue with during Seder: Dr. Skeptix

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“One must lean to the left to fulfill the obligation–”
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Ah, yes, socialism, a reminder of the time when we were slaves.

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

Most likely to be my distant cousin that I argue with during Seder: Dr. Skeptix

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“One must lean to the left to fulfill the obligation–”
[/quote]

Ah, yes, socialism, a reminder of the time when we were slaves.[/quote]

You’d have made a better Jew than many.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
Ah, yes, socialism, a reminder of the time when we were slaves.[/quote]

You’d have made a better Jew than many.[/quote]
Oh my

[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

Most likely to be my distant cousin that I argue with during Seder: Dr. Skeptix

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“One must lean to the left to fulfill the obligation–”
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Jews have learned that leaning to the left allows one to eat more efficiently, and reduces the risk of choking.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

Most likely to be my distant cousin that I argue with during Seder: Dr. Skeptix

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“One must lean to the left to fulfill the obligation–”
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Jews have learned that leaning to the left allows one to eat more efficiently, and reduces the risk of choking. [/quote]
I thought it was because they keep their wallet in their right back pocket.

[quote]Hell-Billy wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Favorite troll: would have to be USAWchamp and by favorite I mean absurdly infuriating and mockable[/quote]

No way dude, Conservativedog wins hands down. [/quote]

Harrypotter [/quote]

HebrewHero[/quote]

x2

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Hell-Billy wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Favorite troll: would have to be USAWchamp and by favorite I mean absurdly infuriating and mockable[/quote]

No way dude, Conservativedog wins hands down. [/quote]

Harrypotter [/quote]

HebrewHero[/quote]

x2
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I donno, I once had a nice 2 post conversation with HebrewHero. Can’t say the same for the others.

^Although he did tell that kid to have someone else take his piss test for him when the kid was doing nothing wrong or illegal…

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
^Although he did tell that kid to have someone else take his piss test for him when the kid was doing nothing wrong or illegal…[/quote]

I do see y’alls point on HarryPotter though.

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
^Although he did tell that kid to have someone else take his piss test for him when the kid was doing nothing wrong or illegal…[/quote]

I do see y’alls point on HarryPotter though.[/quote]

He wrote something that had me rolling the other day. Something like, America is ruining the rest of the world and needs to get their act together, or something like that.

I’ll have to look for it. It was pretty funny.

Edit: Found it:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
haha, this thread is priceless. You can hear the screams over here.

A country has truly failed when it see’s no problem in easy access to violence on the TV, movies, video games etc, blaming those very things for mass shootings etc but WHOA WE CANT TELL FAT KIDS THEY ARE FAT! No that would take a shit load of logic, something the Muricans cant handle these days.

Why is the USA so easily led to its death? Your lifestyle has infected the world and here we are, some people dole out letters (not the best adivce) to kids who get blamed for being violent and put on drugs, but being fat? Oh okaaay, its “normal”.

Stop shirking your responsibilities. You will come to pay for this gluttony one way or the other and I dont know how seeing as you cant even afford basic medical aid for the entire population.[/quote]

This was in response to a lady that was handy out notes instead of candy to “fat” kids.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

Most likely to be my distant cousin that I argue with during Seder: Dr. Skeptix

…[/quote]

“One must lean to the left to fulfill the obligation–”
[/quote]

Jews have learned that leaning to the left allows one to eat more efficiently, and reduces the risk of choking. [/quote]
I thought it was because they keep their wallet in their right back pocket. [/quote]

No, it’s to get women.