The Testes 2013

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I told that story two or three years ago. Were you thinking it over all that time then finally said to yourself “what the heck, I’ll come back”?[/quote]

No, believe it or not I didn’t see that thread, or your post, until the day I posted.

Damn, you are the master of obscure references.

First a reference to my sweet teenaged witch, and now “Annie” and my ankles.

Hmm.

Annie could be Little Orphan Annie, Annie Lennox, Annie Oakley, or perhaps Annie Hall, although I don’t recall being in the clutches of any of these ladies.

And my ankles are fine, thanks.

Damn. I feel like I should have caught on by now. Another hint, sir, if ye be so kind. [/quote]

Annie Wilkes! Who else could keep a writer off TN for years?[/quote]

Haha! Okay.

Serves me right for not being as versed in Stephen King as I should be.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

Kindest poster: Chushin

[/quote]

Why thank you, Spock. Very kind of YOU.

And you even spelled it correctly! :slight_smile:

Least missed poster: Yolo[/quote]

=.O

I guess either some pigs just mature into late flyers.
Or some men are just nice to girls online.
Hmm.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I told that story two or three years ago. Were you thinking it over all that time then finally said to yourself “what the heck, I’ll come back”?[/quote]

No, believe it or not I didn’t see that thread, or your post, until the day I posted.

Damn, you are the master of obscure references.

First a reference to my sweet teenaged witch, and now “Annie” and my ankles.

Hmm.

Annie could be Little Orphan Annie, Annie Lennox, Annie Oakley, or perhaps Annie Hall, although I don’t recall being in the clutches of any of these ladies.

And my ankles are fine, thanks.

Damn. I feel like I should have caught on by now. Another hint, sir, if ye be so kind. [/quote]

Annie Wilkes! Who else could keep a writer off TN for years?[/quote]

Haha! Okay.

Serves me right for not being as versed in Stephen King as I should be.
[/quote]

I am disappoint. Especially since I just moved to a place in his neighborhood.

Excuse my bad english, but don’t you yanks use that idiom when describing something difficult-to-fathom?
I did not intend to compare you to a Sus Domesticus (merely my own astonishment).
Sorry if that came across as such.

What I was trying to say is that, to me, you always seemed to be quite the grumpy guy. And btw there’s nothing wrong with that.

Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Excuse my bad english, but don’t you yanks use that idiom when describing something difficult-to-fathom?
I did not intend to compare you to a Sus Domesticus (merely my own astonishment).
Sorry if that came across as such.

What I was trying to say is that, to me, you always seemed to be quite the grumpy guy. And btw there’s nothing wrong with that.
[/quote]
Ahahaha! I think you were trying to say something to the effect of “I’ll believe that when pigs fly”.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’[/quote]

I haven’t gotten mentioned since I stopped sleeping with hos. Apparently, I am now boring.

Best 2nd Contest Improvement - Grindovermatter. After having a rough time in his first outing last year, the guy spent an entire year making progress and damn if he didn’t bring one of the most shredded physique’s I’ve ever seen to the stage in only his 2nd contest. Knowing what sort of dedication that takes, I gotta nod my head to the man.

(I don’t think this constitutes a ‘transformation’, but certainly a huge physical stepping it up IMO)

S

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’[/quote]

I haven’t gotten mentioned since I stopped sleeping with hos. Apparently, I am now boring.[/quote]

Eh, I love being boring now that I’m older. I have the mind of a grumpy ass old man, and really enjoy it, lol.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I told that story two or three years ago. Were you thinking it over all that time then finally said to yourself “what the heck, I’ll come back”?[/quote]

No, believe it or not I didn’t see that thread, or your post, until the day I posted.

Damn, you are the master of obscure references.

First a reference to my sweet teenaged witch, and now “Annie” and my ankles.

Hmm.

Annie could be Little Orphan Annie, Annie Lennox, Annie Oakley, or perhaps Annie Hall, although I don’t recall being in the clutches of any of these ladies.

And my ankles are fine, thanks.

Damn. I feel like I should have caught on by now. Another hint, sir, if ye be so kind. [/quote]

Annie Wilkes! Who else could keep a writer off TN for years?[/quote]

Haha! Okay.

Serves me right for not being as versed in Stephen King as I should be.
[/quote]

I am disappoint. Especially since I just moved to a place in his neighborhood.[/quote]

Oh, come on.

I don’t expect you to be familiar with all the works of, say, Ross Bagdasarian, even though he and I share a hometown.

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’[/quote]

I haven’t gotten mentioned since I stopped sleeping with hos. Apparently, I am now boring.[/quote]
tallest
most dangerous
best hypothetical zombie survivor
most minority

Chin up, I think you’ve got tons of superlatives dude!

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’[/quote]

I haven’t gotten mentioned since I stopped sleeping with hos. Apparently, I am now boring.[/quote]
tallest
most dangerous
best hypothetical zombie survivor
most minority

Chin up, I think you’ve got tons of superlatives dude![/quote]

“Most Minority”

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’[/quote]

I haven’t gotten mentioned since I stopped sleeping with hos. Apparently, I am now boring.[/quote]
tallest
most dangerous
best hypothetical zombie survivor
most minority

Chin up, I think you’ve got tons of superlatives dude![/quote]

I was gonna go with “biggest Injun” myself.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’[/quote]

I haven’t gotten mentioned since I stopped sleeping with hos. Apparently, I am now boring.[/quote]
tallest
most dangerous
best hypothetical zombie survivor
most minority

Chin up, I think you’ve got tons of superlatives dude![/quote]

I was gonna go with “biggest Injun” myself.
[/quote]

I am touched.

I did go to Halloween party as “Chief” Bromden (the tall Apache from “One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”). I just wore a hospital gown and a wig (I have basically a crew cut; not very “Indian”)

Most people thought I was supposed to be from the Walking Dead.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’[/quote]

I haven’t gotten mentioned since I stopped sleeping with hos. Apparently, I am now boring.[/quote]
tallest
most dangerous
best hypothetical zombie survivor
most minority

Chin up, I think you’ve got tons of superlatives dude![/quote]

I was gonna go with “biggest Injun” myself.
[/quote]

How about Worst Born Again Jew?

Edit: apologies if that’s too low a blow. Meant in a kidding sort of way.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, a mention on the first page. Thanks! My e-feelings are rockin’ and rollin’[/quote]

I haven’t gotten mentioned since I stopped sleeping with hos. Apparently, I am now boring.[/quote]
tallest
most dangerous
best hypothetical zombie survivor
most minority

Chin up, I think you’ve got tons of superlatives dude![/quote]

I was gonna go with “biggest Injun” myself.
[/quote]

How about Worst Born Again Jew?[/quote]

I did fail at that, indeed. In hindsight, that’s a good thing. I think I’ll become anti-Semitic, if my lawyer and accountant won’t leave me.

[quote]on edge wrote:

Edit: apologies if that’s too low a blow. Meant in a kidding sort of way.[/quote]

Nah. I’m actually friendly with my ex. She called out of the blue just the other day.

Still need to sell the ring I posted, if anyone is game.