[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Doesn’t your alter ego already own half the company as it is? I’ve been rethinking this business relationship. It may be a conflict of interests for us to beat the fuck out of each other on a nightly basis if I know in the back of my mind that you’re also the Count and that I’ll have to deal with the repercussions for whatever horrors I visit upon you the next day at the RAPEAXE!!! headquarters. The only thing that gives me comfort as it is, is the fact that I run the Research and Development Wing of the operation, so I have access to a lot of instruments that you don’t. How does that make you feel, you fucking slut? I have an entire half of RAPEAXE!!! Enterprises devoted strictly to coming up with shit that will cause you pain in ways that you aren’t even aware was capable since I haven’t even actually invented it yet. All the shit that I use on you has years of research and developmental experiments carried out on small Albanian children behind it. How does that make you feel? Are you naked right now? Are you touching yourself, and if so, where? With what/whom? Is your purple fucking pussy nice and engorged around the clitoral hood area? How about your labia? Swollen, half-turgid? My cock is. Not quite fully erect though. Are you capable, at this very instant, of accepting a less-than rigid cock right now? Something around maybe, 75%-80% erect? [/quote]
I can’t possibly be wet when you just make me laugh this hard, you disgusting manwhore.
I will need you to be more explicit, extremely violent… and severely rigid…[/quote]
I don’t give a FUCK what you need. Cease and desist with all this bullshit about yourself. No one cares. This relationship is all about me.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Most informative in matters of life and culture:
Jewbacca, beans, and Cortes
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Well I’m flattered. I didn’t even expect to receive a mention. Thank you.
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Agree, I came up thrice and all I can say is thanks guys. <3 You too.[/quote]
Gentleman, I just give credit where credit is due. When folks with very busy professional lives take the time to write detailed posts;That in some instances, they would charge for. I think it adds a lot to an online community.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Doesn’t your alter ego already own half the company as it is? I’ve been rethinking this business relationship. It may be a conflict of interests for us to beat the fuck out of each other on a nightly basis if I know in the back of my mind that you’re also the Count and that I’ll have to deal with the repercussions for whatever horrors I visit upon you the next day at the RAPEAXE!!! headquarters. The only thing that gives me comfort as it is, is the fact that I run the Research and Development Wing of the operation, so I have access to a lot of instruments that you don’t. How does that make you feel, you fucking slut? I have an entire half of RAPEAXE!!! Enterprises devoted strictly to coming up with shit that will cause you pain in ways that you aren’t even aware was capable since I haven’t even actually invented it yet. All the shit that I use on you has years of research and developmental experiments carried out on small Albanian children behind it. How does that make you feel? Are you naked right now? Are you touching yourself, and if so, where? With what/whom? Is your purple fucking pussy nice and engorged around the clitoral hood area? How about your labia? Swollen, half-turgid? My cock is. Not quite fully erect though. Are you capable, at this very instant, of accepting a less-than rigid cock right now? Something around maybe, 75%-80% erect? [/quote]
I can’t possibly be wet when you just make me laugh this hard, you disgusting manwhore.
I will need you to be more explicit, extremely violent… and severely rigid…[/quote]
I don’t give a FUCK what you need. Cease and desist with all this bullshit about yourself. No one cares. This relationship is all about me.[/quote]
Blah blah blah. So many words but little action. SHUT THE FUCK UP already and get working.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Doesn’t your alter ego already own half the company as it is? I’ve been rethinking this business relationship. It may be a conflict of interests for us to beat the fuck out of each other on a nightly basis if I know in the back of my mind that you’re also the Count and that I’ll have to deal with the repercussions for whatever horrors I visit upon you the next day at the RAPEAXE!!! headquarters. The only thing that gives me comfort as it is, is the fact that I run the Research and Development Wing of the operation, so I have access to a lot of instruments that you don’t. How does that make you feel, you fucking slut? I have an entire half of RAPEAXE!!! Enterprises devoted strictly to coming up with shit that will cause you pain in ways that you aren’t even aware was capable since I haven’t even actually invented it yet. All the shit that I use on you has years of research and developmental experiments carried out on small Albanian children behind it. How does that make you feel? Are you naked right now? Are you touching yourself, and if so, where? With what/whom? Is your purple fucking pussy nice and engorged around the clitoral hood area? How about your labia? Swollen, half-turgid? My cock is. Not quite fully erect though. Are you capable, at this very instant, of accepting a less-than rigid cock right now? Something around maybe, 75%-80% erect? [/quote]